stevegrant Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 We're all standing on a future block of flats, a future block of flats, a future block of flats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 We'll never play here again or even better "You'll never play here again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Build a bonfire Put Redknapp on the top Westwood in the middle and burn the f-ing lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ampersound Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 You're just here to watch the Saints! You're just here tooooo watch the Saints! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 You're just here to watch the Saints! You're just here tooooo watch the Saints! Or "You're only here to see Southampton, here to see Southaaaaampton, you're only here to see Southampton" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Bob Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 We're all standing on a future block of flats, a future block of flats, a future block of flats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Some quality suggestions on here. I'll do my all to start the 'who the **** is laughing now' on the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 You reap what you sow, you reap what you sow, you cheating skate b'stards, you reap what you sow. Nice. It's times like these I wish I didn't live so far away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Some quality suggestions on here. I'll do my all to start the 'who the **** is laughing now' on the day. I shall join you as well. I like Steve Grants one as well. Very funny for you mate;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Anytime a skate passes the ball, simply shout....... 'FFFFFFIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Or....to the tune of Edwin Starr's War.... 'TAX.....HUUUUUHHHHHHHHH...what do you pay for......ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Where's your Dale Farm gone? Your Sister is your mother, Your father is your brother, Your a bunch of ugly b,st@rds The Pompey Family....... You can stick your lucky heather up your ars@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Looks like we need the skates after all - their continuing painful existence evidently inspires a better breed of chant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the peoples poet Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Your Sister is your Mother Your Uncle is your Brother You all f*ck one another The Pompey family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old_southy Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 "one pound, you've only got one pound..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 think this would p*ss them off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 /\ imagine how excited our celebrity copper would be about this one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Or....to the tune of Edwin Starr's War.... 'TAX.....HUUUUUHHHHHHHHH...what do you pay for......ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN' Like that! Then, I always liked the Barmy Army's version sang to Steve Waugh (or Mark, come to think of it!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasoneuelllfanclub Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Not song related but does anyone know if the sky cameras will be in the same awful position as the bbc ones use? So low down its like camera man is running the touchline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunty Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Not song related but does anyone know if the sky cameras will be in the same awful position as the bbc ones use? So low down its like camera man is running the touchline. It's on the BBC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Jingle bells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasoneuelllfanclub Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 It's on the BBC? Oh i assumed it was on sky. Let's hope BBC sort out the main camera position then cus it is rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 From Fools and Horses tune you don't pay income tax or VAT, Where's your new toilets we need a wee Were red and white your blue and poor We just going to **** on the floor good bless some thing or other to add an end any suggestions ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colbury Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Never wanted to hear that chant ever again after that vile day but to bring it out to ram it back down their throats would be quality and pretty original for us (well apart from nicking off palace of course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 It's more than likely those who are there will stand in stunned silence, interspersed with a few very fast chants of OWTSGMI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Shakin' Stevens, Merry Christmas Pompey scum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 (edited) The best thing about most of these suggestions is that there is very little they can come back at us with. Apart from calling us "scummers", what can they do that is witty towards a club that is financially secure and top of the league? Edited 2 December, 2011 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 2 December, 2011 Share Posted 2 December, 2011 Oh they'll do their "hit him with a brick" thing a few times. Pony fiddlers, maybe something about the statue, not sure what else though. They'll all be gone on 60 minutes when we're 5-0 up anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 It's more than likely those who are there will stand in stunned silence, interspersed with a few very fast chants of OWTSGMI. cokc.....too many posts for someone that doesnt have a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 Oh they'll do their "hit him with a brick" thing a few times. Pony fiddlers, maybe something about the statue, not sure what else though. They'll all be gone on 60 minutes when we're 5-0 up anyway. Was thinking that last week when Brizzle City sung it, better get used to that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 To the tune of 'Hey Jude' "Na, na na, NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, Baaaaankruuuuupt" Or we could just sing Taxman by the Beatles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 Tax mans gonna get ya, tax mans gonna get ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersonic Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 Bye bye Pompey, Pompey bye bye One HMRC, there's only one HMRC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 I think that sort of abuse is unjustified. I was at Fratton last time when we stood in stuned silence and I've been to enough Saints away games to know we struggle to create an atmosphere more often than not. A few thousand of us at Bristol City failed to create much. I like going to watch Saints away, but I'm not going to fool myself into thinking we're going to sing all these new songs. We can just about manage 'Pompey's going down with no money in the bank', but I'd be in favour of singing something to the tune of Amarillo to get our own back. Or I'd go for the old Inspiral Carpets classic (think ManYoo sing it to City) So this is how it feels to be lonely This is how it feels to be small This is how it feels when your word means nothing at all About 43 secs into this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 Not top of the league Not top of the leeeeaague You're not Southampton You're not top of the league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 I'd be disappointed not to hear at least a couple of rounds of "One Peter Storrie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 Never wanted to hear that chant ever again after that vile day but to bring it out to ram it back down their throats would be quality and pretty original for us (well apart from nicking off palace of course). I can't wait to ram that song back down their throats, for me that will be closure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 Would you like a loan, would you like loaaaan? You've got no money, would you like a loan? Check your old coat pockets, check your old coat pockets, na na na na, hey! Stand up, if you're overdrawn, stand up, if you're overdrawn... Let's all have a whip round, let's all have a whip round, na na na na, hey! What's it like to see a crowd? What's it like to see a crowd.... I have more if anyone is interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 Not song related but does anyone know if the sky cameras will be in the same awful position as the bbc ones use? So low down its like camera man is running the touchline. The gantry at Fratton is high up in the stand when the BBC use it, fear not. It's such a decrepit old place that there's a pulley system to get the camera up into position, the cameraman then climbs into his place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 'Tell us what its like to be Pompey, tell us what it's like to be poor, tell us what it's like when your team won't exist anymore....exist anymore'. THIS! Good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 To "She bangs the drum" Have you seen or have you heard? The way Saints play there are no words, To describe the way I feeeeeel How did it ever come to pass? You're ****ing ****, we're ****ing class Saints are gonna win the leeeaaagguuue" I'll be honest, I'm not even sure if I like this effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 'Tell us what its like to be Pompey, tell us what it's like to be poor, tell us what it's like when your team won't exist anymore....exist anymore'. This is good, but I don't like actually saying the word P*mpey or singing it in songs. I prefer:- 'Tell us what its like to be Skate Cvnts, tell us what it's like to be poor, tell us what it's like when your team won't exist anymore....exist anymore'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick1976.4.38 Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 to ram that song down their fishy throats i came up with this on the way to donny today. pompey are going into ligiuidation minus ten for administration theyve no money in the bank the pompey scom are f***ing *ank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amesbury Saint Posted 3 December, 2011 Share Posted 3 December, 2011 I do hope we score first and early. 4 wins and a draw in their last 5 home matches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dad Posted 4 December, 2011 Share Posted 4 December, 2011 Does your sister know you're here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Posted 4 December, 2011 Share Posted 4 December, 2011 To "She bangs the drum" Have you seen or have you heard? The way Saints play there are no words, To describe the way I feeeeeel How did it ever come to pass? You're ****ing ****, we're ****ing class Saints are gonna win the leeeaaagguuue" I'll be honest, I'm not even sure if I like this effort. I like that , apart from the last line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Majestic Channon Posted 5 December, 2011 Share Posted 5 December, 2011 your ground's to big for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cool Posted 5 December, 2011 Share Posted 5 December, 2011 Bye bye Pompey, Pompey bye bye One HMRC, there's only one HMRC... Or perhaps... It's fun to be at the H-M-R-C. It's fun to be at the H-M-R-C. They'll take everything that you need to get by, They're gonna hang you out to dry ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 5 December, 2011 Share Posted 5 December, 2011 There's only going to be a few of you there anyway so sing whatever you like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 5 December, 2011 Share Posted 5 December, 2011 what's that coming over hill? It's administration, administration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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