Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 November, 2011 Posted 29 November, 2011 Written and posted by (full credit) on the skates takeover thread. Best song I have heard in a while and needs and outing at their place...We owe then it! Is this the way to liquidation Pompeys in administration Andys back at fratton station Cause the skates are f*ck*d again sha la la la la la la la...... More welcome.
Turkish Posted 29 November, 2011 Posted 29 November, 2011 Ive thought that a good reply to every song they sing at us is "we don't understand, we don't understand, your pikey bulls*it we don't understand"
Jack Posted 29 November, 2011 Posted 29 November, 2011 We should never sing any song to the tune of Amarillo (sp?). EVER.
John Cool Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 To the tune of Go West by the Pet Shop Boys... Go bust, if you're wearing blue Go bust, if you're wearing blue Go bust, if you're wearing blue Go bust, if you're wearing blue (repeat ad nauseum)
Lighthouse Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 To the tune of "where's your caravan" "Lithuania!" Nice and simple.
OttawaSaint Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 "We can see you holding hands.....with your sister..."
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2011 Author Posted 30 November, 2011 Ive thought that a good reply to every song they sing at us is "we don't understand, we don't understand, your pikey bulls*it we don't understand" This is pretty good actually. Leicester sung something similar to us and it shut us up for a bit.
Gemmel Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 Chin chinnery, chin chinnery, chin chin Balou. You stitched up the blue few And we all love you
Gemmel Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 Something nice and sarky to this. When the crooks don't work They just make you worse And you know you'll see AA's face again
Saint Mikey Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 pompeys going down with no money in the bank. Can we not sing this song please, we look like divs.
Verbal Kint Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 Hollow Hollow Hollow Your FA Cup was ****ing hollow All that money you took From that bent Russian crook And now the skates are sat on death row We're sending you down, we're sending you dooowwwwwwnnn At St Mary's in April, we're sending you down Why's there silence down in portsmouth Why are there so many empty seats. They're cheats and they're a joke And now the skates are ****ing broke And the saints are going to the premier leaaaague
supersonic Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 pompeys going down with no money in the bank. surely it would now be closing down? Bye bye pompey....pompey bye bye
Gemmel Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 We're sending you down, we're sending you dooowwwwwwnnn At St Mary's in April, we're sending you down Best one so far
supersonic Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 Written and posted by (full credit) on the skates takeover thread. Best song I have heard in a while and needs and outing at their place...We owe then it! Is this the way to liquidation Pompeys in administration Andys back at fratton station Cause the skates are f*ck*d again sha la la la la la la la...... More welcome. That is brilliant, but why wait until the game at nottarf krap? let's get it going straight away
Golden Balls Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 Your sisters your mum, your sisters your muuuuum, you dirty skate bastards, your sisters your mum
Papa Shango Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 Written and posted by (full credit) on the skates takeover thread. Best song I have heard in a while and needs and outing at their place...We owe then it! Is this the way to liquidation Pompeys in administration Andys back at fratton station Cause the skates are f*ck*d again sha la la la la la la la...... More welcome. If we insist on singing that Amarillo song, just keep it to a simple "Who the f*ck is laughing now" ala Crystal Palace in response to Charlton a few years ago. I like Turkish's suggestion too
Golden Balls Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 If we insist on singing that Amarillo song, just keep it to a simple "Who the f*ck is laughing now" ala Crystal Palace in response to Charlton a few years ago. I like Turkish's suggestion too I really REALLY like this!!!!
saintsab1 Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 anything with the word "CHEAT" - it gets to them more than anything else your cheats and you know you are ............. same old pompey always cheating.............
Nexstar Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 If we insist on singing that Amarillo song, just keep it to a simple "Who the f*ck is laughing now" ala Crystal Palace in response to Charlton a few years ago. I like Turkish's suggestion too Absolutely brilliant!
Um Bongo Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 Hollow Hollow Hollow Why's there silence down in portsmouth Why are there so many empty seats. They're cheats and they're a joke And now the skates are ****ing broke And the saints are going to the premier leaaaague Why's there silence down in Portsmouth? Why's there lots of empty seats? Cos they're cheats and they're a joke And there always ******** broke And the saints are going to the Premier Leaaaague Little bit easier to say at 10000mph.
Sour Mash Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 'The South Coast is ours, the South Coast is ours, THE SKATES ARE BANKRUPT, the South Coast is ours'. Or 'Tell us what its like to be Pompey, tell us what it's like to be poor, tell us what it's like when your team won't exist anymore....exist anymore'.
Um Bongo Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 (edited) Good times for a change See the luck you've had Can make a good man Turn bad So please, please, please Let me, let me, let me Let me, get what I want, This time Get what I want, This time Haven't had a dream in a long time See the life you've had Can make a good man, Turn bad So for once in my life Let me get what I want Lord knows, it will be your last time Lord knows, it will be your last time One for Turkish. Edited 30 November, 2011 by Um Bongo
saintinlondon Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 'The South Coast is ours, the South Coast is ours, THE SKATES ARE BANKRUPT, the South Coast is ours'. Or 'Tell us what its like to be Pompey, tell us what it's like to be poor, tell us what it's like when your team won't exist anymore....exist anymore'. Ha ha. Yes!!!!
1960saint Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 'You only sing when your cheating' 'ive got a shed thats bigger than this' 'Oh when the saints'
Turkish Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 'You only sing when your cheating' 'ive got a shed thats bigger than this' 'Oh when the saints' I've got a shed thats bigger than this is one of the worst songs ever heard inside a football stadium. The approved song list so far includes Sour Mashs two efforts 'The South Coast is ours, the South Coast is ours, THE SKATES ARE BANKRUPT, the South Coast is ours'. Or 'Tell us what its like to be Pompey, tell us what it's like to be poor, tell us what it's like when your team won't exist anymore....exist anymore'. My "we dont understand, we dont understand, your pikey bullsh*t we dont understand" the "whos laughing now" version of Palace And i like Um Bungo thinking of me and it would be good but i fear people might struggle to keep the speed and demented clapping down to make it sound effective.
callysaint76 Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 Definitely think the who's laughing now chant is perfect. Anyone make it a sticky? get everyone singing it.
LGTL Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 "My old man, said be a pompey fan" needs to be sung. It's not heard these days anywhere near as much as it should be.
shurlock Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 Dont see anything for our own law and order mastermind, supt. burrows.
Turkish Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 Dont see anything for our own law and order mastermind, supt. burrows. In the bubble down to Pompey Scum I fought the law and the law won We cant sing about getting done up the bum I fought the law and the law won He likes his picture in the local rag, he thinks he's number one a celebrity copper and ambitions man, i fought the law and the law won
shurlock Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 In the bubble down to Pompey Scum I fought the law and the law won We cant sing about getting done up the bum I fought the law and the law won He likes his picture in the local rag, he thinks he's number one a celebrity copper and ambitions man, i fought the law and the law won round of applause thing.
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 In the bubble down to Pompey Scum I fought the law and the law won We cant sing about getting done up the bum I fought the law and the law won He likes his picture in the local rag, he thinks he's number one a celebrity copper and ambitions man, i fought the law and the law won Haha brilliant.
Kingsland Nick Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 We should never sing any song to the tune of Amarillo (sp?). EVER. Unless we can effectively relegate them at St Mary's, in which case we have to sing it.
supersonic Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 The Arab's came The Arab's went You can't pay your f*cking rent with a knick knack paddy wack you don't even have a pound the taxman's back to shut you down
SNOWY Posted 30 November, 2011 Posted 30 November, 2011 Feed the skates let them know its christmas time.....
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 1 December, 2011 Posted 1 December, 2011 Feed the skates let them know its christmas time..... This.
LGTL Posted 1 December, 2011 Posted 1 December, 2011 There are some great suggestions on the thread. Lets actually try and get them all going, rather than resorting to OWTSGMI at 200mph all game.
The9 Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Written and posted by (full credit) on the skates takeover thread. Best song I have heard in a while and needs and outing at their place...We owe then it! Is this the way to liquidation Pompeys in administration Andys back at fratton station Cause the skates are f*ck*d again sha la la la la la la la...... More welcome. My original from when we played them in the Cup was "Is this the way to liquidation Pompey gone from the face of the nation Even worse than relegation And they won't be back again" Though the general response was "I never want to hear that song again" rather than "we should reclaim it".
Petersfield Saint Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 In the bubble down to Pompey Scum I fought the law and the law won We cant sing about getting done up the bum I fought the law and the law won He likes his picture in the local rag, he thinks he's number one a celebrity copper and ambitions man, i fought the law and the law won The Arab's came The Arab's went You can't pay your f*cking rent with a knick knack paddy wack you don't even have a pound the taxman's back to shut you down Both brilliant!
Son of Bob Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 You reap what you sow, you reap what you sow, you cheating skate b'stards, you reap what you sow.
tony13579 Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Please release them let them go They've got no money any more They've run out of owners, fans and cash Dump the skates out with the trash
Toadhall Saint Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 You reap what you sow, you reap what you sow, you cheating skate b'stards, you reap what you sow. Like it! Simple and to the point.
tony13579 Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Hyenas and vultures are coming for you, you cheating skate bastards, their coming for you
Golden Balls Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Some fantastic chants here. I'm not a fan of chanting too much about the few at homes games when we're not playing them, however I think we should get some going at SMS against Blackpool so fans get to know the chants.
saintscottofthenortham Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Feed the skates let them know its christmas time..... I would love to hear this!
JRM Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 'The South Coast is ours, the South Coast is ours, THE SKATES ARE BANKRUPT, the South Coast is ours'. Or 'Tell us what its like to be Pompey, tell us what it's like to be poor, tell us what it's like when your team won't exist anymore....exist anymore'. these, and a good long rendition of slow OWTS, unfortunately i don't think we'll be able to sing "we are southampton. we're top of the league" by then the way West Ham are playing they'll go on top of us home to Barnsley the day before we go to Fratton
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