1976_Child Posted 26 November, 2011 Share Posted 26 November, 2011 Lads, I just discovered a very pleasurable way to waste a few more minutes in the shower. If you got one of those shower heads which you can turn to focus the flow into a powerful jet then try power-showering your balls. It must release some kind of chemical thingy because it really is very pleasurable. Lasses, don't try this as it might go up your spout and mess up your insides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 26 November, 2011 Share Posted 26 November, 2011 Did you make this discovery whilst scrubbing up for Maynard to suck em? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 26 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 26 November, 2011 Did you make this discovery whilst scrubbing up for Maynard to suck em? yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 26 November, 2011 Share Posted 26 November, 2011 yes! Glad you came clean with the admission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 26 November, 2011 Share Posted 26 November, 2011 Was this before or after your poo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 26 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 26 November, 2011 Was this before or after your poo? before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 26 November, 2011 Share Posted 26 November, 2011 before. You were desperate for a poo but decided to shower your plums first...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 26 November, 2011 Share Posted 26 November, 2011 The groundsman where I play always goes ape if he catches us washing our boots and balls in the showers after the game - so I don't think I'll be able to try this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 27 November, 2011 Share Posted 27 November, 2011 Is there any more information on which shower setting you should use or is that a personal thing? I will try it and will report back to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 28 November, 2011 Share Posted 28 November, 2011 Yeah but the real question is do you shave the balls or not???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 28 November, 2011 Share Posted 28 November, 2011 Now this is a fantastic thread..... I am turning a bit wrinkly now and really should not be typing!! What a great day this is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 28 November, 2011 Share Posted 28 November, 2011 Makes your balls tingle. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 28 November, 2011 Share Posted 28 November, 2011 Makes your balls tingle. FACT. just dont get it down your japs eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 28 November, 2011 Share Posted 28 November, 2011 Just tried this with a Karcher pressure washer. Will let you know more when I get out of A&E. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 28 November, 2011 Share Posted 28 November, 2011 Just tried this with a Karcher pressure washer. Will let you know more when I get out of A&E. Ultimate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 28 November, 2011 Share Posted 28 November, 2011 Just tried this with a Karcher pressure washer. Will let you know more when I get out of A&E. Multi tasking.... I like it, now you can use your b0ll0cks as ear warmers as the cold months set in!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 28 November, 2011 Share Posted 28 November, 2011 Well, they couldn't stick them back on, so they had to stick a couple of grapefruit in the sack and sew that up. Wouldn't recommend it TBH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 29 November, 2011 Share Posted 29 November, 2011 Well, they couldn't stick them back on, so they had to stick a couple of grapefruit in the sack and sew that up. Wouldn't recommend it TBH. Wowzer .... what a fantastic chat up line ... do you want to come up for a glass of grapefruit juice .... freshly squeezed and you can drink it straight from the pump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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