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I think we currently need something really dull, to help mitigate and break up the relentless entertainment on offer during the actual game. Maybe a boules tournament in the centre circle, or an old bloke with a flat cap repainting the lines with a 2" paint brush.

 

Or better yet, Jim Branning off of Eastenders could take to the pitch and conduct the crowd into singing. He could wear comical giant micky mouse style gloves and have one of those conducting sticks! BRILLIANT IDEA!!

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Can we please have some Saintettes back?

 

Not our old ones - but ones like the Palace have.

 

I found it very uplifting and it would beat that bald bloke letting 15 year old kids race 8 year olds around the pitch - you might as well let Usain Fecking Bolt join in!

 

As I remember they were about 13-14...you have issues!

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Or better yet, Jim Branning off of Eastenders could take to the pitch and conduct the crowd into singing. He could wear comical giant micky mouse style gloves and have one of those conducting sticks! BRILLIANT IDEA!!

 

I remember a few games when punters were invited on at half time to try and land a ball in the boot of a golf, from the half way line. Out of a sense of injustice, Matty came on, took three goes, and couldn't even get close. Far too exiting IMHO.

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Can we please have some Saintettes back?

 

Not our old ones - but ones like the Palace have.

 

I found it very uplifting and it would beat that bald bloke letting 15 year old kids race 8 year olds around the pitch - you might as well let Usain Fecking Bolt join in!

 

I propose the original Saintettes (who must now be early 20's) racing around the pitch. First one to knock themselves out wins.

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Or better yet, Jim Branning off of Eastenders could take to the pitch and conduct the crowd into singing. He could wear comical giant micky mouse style gloves and have one of those conducting sticks! BRILLIANT IDEA!!

 

I'd forgotten that one. Probably one of the funniest / out of context / no idea why happenings on the pitch at st Marys since the Abba tribute band and Mr keepy Uppy made appearances.

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A fight to the death between various zoo animals. Starting with baboon vs hyaena against Hull on Tuesday.

Don't be stupid!!!

 

You have to get it on theme, A Tiger versus a......................... Hull City Fan .............................selected by the wobbly camera panning across the away fans just before kick off.

 

Mr Cortese would sanction that at the raising of a thumb, just like his ancestors would on a Saturday afternoon.

 

Makes you laugh the crossbar challenge died after 2 games, just because some nipper cracked it superbly on the second outing of the game.

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Season ticket holder versus a JCL fight to the death. Winner receives ticket for Pompey away match (includes travel voucher)

 

Pregnant women in the centre circle, first to give birth receives season ticket for life (presented by emperor Cortese), includes cup of coffee and bacon bitty.

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Guys this has just gotten silly.

 

The cheerleaders at Palace were not early teens, they were all 16+ (at least she said she was officer...)

 

I also thought the eagle was a nice addition.

 

If we're going to have goal music, and walk out music and flag waving, we need cheerleaders, it stands to reason. And it's a nice touch at halftime...

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Can we please have some Saintettes back?

 

Not our old ones - but ones like the Palace have.

 

I found it very uplifting and it would beat that bald bloke letting 15 year old kids race 8 year olds around the pitch - you might as well let Usain Fecking Bolt join in!

 

You just miss the one with the big thighs don't you.....

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Dancing girls as per Palace seems very suitable. A good number of women come to matches but they do only see men performing during the 90 minutes. Many women enjoy dancing and having dancing girls at half-time would help balance out the entertainment so there was something that appealed more to the ladies. The blokes would just have to put up with it.

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Dancing girls as per Palace seems very suitable. A good number of women come to matches but they do only see men performing during the 90 minutes. Many women enjoy dancing and having dancing girls at half-time would help balance out the entertainment so there was something that appealed more to the ladies. The blokes would just have to put up with it.

 

Exactly. It seems only fair and liberating for the modern woman.

 

Although my missus, being a feminist, is a bit cheesed off we've bought a dishwasher - takes away yet another job from women...

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I think we copied the race idea from Leicester. At the King Power when we played them this season, they had a similar race, but they had one team comprising young Leicester fans and the other young Saints fans. This actually made it entertaining because the different sets of fans could cheer on their own team. Why we then took that and made it just between Saints fans I have no idea.

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