Legod Third Coming Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 Can we please have some Saintettes back? Not our old ones - but ones like the Palace have. I found it very uplifting and it would beat that bald bloke letting 15 year old kids race 8 year olds around the pitch - you might as well let Usain Fecking Bolt join in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 Yes. This needs to happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colehillsaint Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 I think we currently need something really dull, to help mitigate and break up the relentless entertainment on offer during the actual game. Maybe a boules tournament in the centre circle, or an old bloke with a flat cap repainting the lines with a 2" paint brush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 I think we currently need something really dull, to help mitigate and break up the relentless entertainment on offer during the actual game. Maybe a boules tournament in the centre circle, or an old bloke with a flat cap repainting the lines with a 2" paint brush. Or better yet, Jim Branning off of Eastenders could take to the pitch and conduct the crowd into singing. He could wear comical giant micky mouse style gloves and have one of those conducting sticks! BRILLIANT IDEA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 can we also get rid of goal music PLEASE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 Can we please have some Saintettes back? Not our old ones - but ones like the Palace have. I found it very uplifting and it would beat that bald bloke letting 15 year old kids race 8 year olds around the pitch - you might as well let Usain Fecking Bolt join in! As I remember they were about 13-14...you have issues! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVER THE HILL Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 The Albion Brass Band were great,especially the target you threw money at . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colehillsaint Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 Or better yet, Jim Branning off of Eastenders could take to the pitch and conduct the crowd into singing. He could wear comical giant micky mouse style gloves and have one of those conducting sticks! BRILLIANT IDEA!! I remember a few games when punters were invited on at half time to try and land a ball in the boot of a golf, from the half way line. Out of a sense of injustice, Matty came on, took three goes, and couldn't even get close. Far too exiting IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 You want the Saintettes back to beat the bald bloke, I hope I don't sit in front of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 I've a request too, just have some decent songs and read the half time results. None of the other pure sh*t is needed, espcially those poxy requests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alain Perrin Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 Can we please have some Saintettes back? Not our old ones - but ones like the Palace have. I found it very uplifting and it would beat that bald bloke letting 15 year old kids race 8 year olds around the pitch - you might as well let Usain Fecking Bolt join in! I propose the original Saintettes (who must now be early 20's) racing around the pitch. First one to knock themselves out wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Red Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 Or better yet, Jim Branning off of Eastenders could take to the pitch and conduct the crowd into singing. He could wear comical giant micky mouse style gloves and have one of those conducting sticks! BRILLIANT IDEA!! I'd forgotten that one. Probably one of the funniest / out of context / no idea why happenings on the pitch at st Marys since the Abba tribute band and Mr keepy Uppy made appearances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 23 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 23 November, 2011 I propose the original Saintettes (who must now be early 20's) racing around the pitch. First one to knock themselves out wins. Hahaha! Priceless. But come on, is it fair when four foot high kids are racing six foot ones??!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 As I remember they were about 13-14...you have issues! Makes me laugh when we're away and people comment on the cheerleaders. They're ALWAYS in their early teens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 Makes me laugh when we're away and people comment on the cheerleaders. They're ALWAYS in their early teens. Rule 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 Parachutists.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 A fight to the death between various zoo animals. Starting with baboon vs hyaena against Hull on Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 24 November, 2011 Share Posted 24 November, 2011 The Albion Brass Band were great,especially the target you threw money at . Yes, bring them back. They'll be in their wheel chairs but will still outdo any other half time entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 24 November, 2011 Share Posted 24 November, 2011 Get an Alsatian dog walking round the pitch ready to chase someone up the stands like the old days. haha Or maybe the youth team doing some show boating on the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 24 November, 2011 Share Posted 24 November, 2011 A fight to the death between various zoo animals. Starting with baboon vs hyaena against Hull on Tuesday. Don't be stupid!!! You have to get it on theme, A Tiger versus a......................... Hull City Fan .............................selected by the wobbly camera panning across the away fans just before kick off. Mr Cortese would sanction that at the raising of a thumb, just like his ancestors would on a Saturday afternoon. Makes you laugh the crossbar challenge died after 2 games, just because some nipper cracked it superbly on the second outing of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 24 November, 2011 Share Posted 24 November, 2011 Season ticket holder versus a JCL fight to the death. Winner receives ticket for Pompey away match (includes travel voucher) Pregnant women in the centre circle, first to give birth receives season ticket for life (presented by emperor Cortese), includes cup of coffee and bacon bitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 24 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2011 Guys this has just gotten silly. The cheerleaders at Palace were not early teens, they were all 16+ (at least she said she was officer...) I also thought the eagle was a nice addition. If we're going to have goal music, and walk out music and flag waving, we need cheerleaders, it stands to reason. And it's a nice touch at halftime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dellboypete Posted 24 November, 2011 Share Posted 24 November, 2011 What happened to the Albion Band? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 24 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2011 What happened to the Albion Band? Playing on Saturday at the Hawthorns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowers-sfc Posted 24 November, 2011 Share Posted 24 November, 2011 crystal palace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genk Posted 24 November, 2011 Share Posted 24 November, 2011 Can we please have some Saintettes back? Not our old ones - but ones like the Palace have. I found it very uplifting and it would beat that bald bloke letting 15 year old kids race 8 year olds around the pitch - you might as well let Usain Fecking Bolt join in! You just miss the one with the big thighs don't you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK the 2nd Posted 24 November, 2011 Share Posted 24 November, 2011 More birds pulling pints at half time is what's needed, not prancing on the pitch (they can wear short skirts behind the bar but only if easy on the eye). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guan 2.0 Posted 24 November, 2011 Share Posted 24 November, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted 24 November, 2011 Share Posted 24 November, 2011 Dancing girls as per Palace seems very suitable. A good number of women come to matches but they do only see men performing during the 90 minutes. Many women enjoy dancing and having dancing girls at half-time would help balance out the entertainment so there was something that appealed more to the ladies. The blokes would just have to put up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 24 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2011 crystal palace See, they are not 13/14!!! Most of them look 8-10 to me ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 24 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2011 Dancing girls as per Palace seems very suitable. A good number of women come to matches but they do only see men performing during the 90 minutes. Many women enjoy dancing and having dancing girls at half-time would help balance out the entertainment so there was something that appealed more to the ladies. The blokes would just have to put up with it. Exactly. It seems only fair and liberating for the modern woman. Although my missus, being a feminist, is a bit cheesed off we've bought a dishwasher - takes away yet another job from women... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 24 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2011 You just miss the one with the big thighs don't you..... Nobody missed the one with the big thighs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge Posted 24 November, 2011 Share Posted 24 November, 2011 After seeing that picture. Cheerleaders pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 24 November, 2011 Share Posted 24 November, 2011 I think we copied the race idea from Leicester. At the King Power when we played them this season, they had a similar race, but they had one team comprising young Leicester fans and the other young Saints fans. This actually made it entertaining because the different sets of fans could cheer on their own team. Why we then took that and made it just between Saints fans I have no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 24 November, 2011 Share Posted 24 November, 2011 Pretty sure the ones at Palace were over here with an NFL team or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 24 November, 2011 Share Posted 24 November, 2011 Pretty sure the ones at Palace were over here with an NFL team or something? I'm pretty sure they are regular dancers, my Palace mate was talking about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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