buctootim Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 (edited) A man accused of injecting a woman's buttocks with a mixture of cement and tyre inflater has been arrested. 'kin bizarre. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/15818910 Edited 23 November, 2011 by buctootim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 Cement, my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 Do the police have concrete evidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 I think there's mortar this than meets the eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 Load of ball(ast) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 You wouldn't mixer up with anyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 There's no foundation to this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 I can see this thread going round in (blue) circles as per usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 I do like these rear ender threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 I'd just like to make it clear that my views on this matter are not set in stone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 Cement, my arse. I was just loading my car with bags of blue circle when I noticed the comma in your sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 I was just loading my car with bags of blue circle when I noticed the comma in your sentence. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 If we were to aggregate all these puns, what would we think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 23 November, 2011 Share Posted 23 November, 2011 I think the perp is looking at a stretch(er) in the tank. I doubt he'll make bail unless he has a strong bond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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