Fancy getting your buttocks cemented?

[buctootim]

 

A man accused of injecting a woman's buttocks with a mixture of cement and tyre inflater has been arrested. 'kin bizarre.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/15818910

Edited 23 November, 2011 by buctootim

[trousers]

Cement, my arse.

[Hatch]

Do the police have concrete evidence?

[trousers]

I think there's mortar this than meets the eye

[bridge too far]

Load of ball(ast)

[bridge too far]

You wouldn't mixer up with anyone else

[Special K]

There's no foundation to this story.

[trousers]

I can see this thread going round in (blue) circles as per usual

[trousers]

I do like these rear ender threads

[trousers]

I'd just like to make it clear that my views on this matter are not set in stone

[saintbletch]

Cement, my arse.

 

I was just loading my car with bags of blue circle when I noticed the comma in your sentence.

[trousers]

I was just loading my car with bags of blue circle when I noticed the comma in your sentence.

 

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[bridge too far]

If we were to aggregate all these puns, what would we think?

[Special K]

I think the perp is looking at a stretch(er) in the tank. I doubt he'll make bail unless he has a strong bond.