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Just been on the KUMB site (West Ham) http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=136010&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=20 and unsurprisingly they’re going on about homophobic chants at football, theirs preceding ours and referring to the Cardiff / Brighton match. The usual Brighton whinging by all accounts.

 

They refer to stereotypical views on opposing teams, ie; Cardiff (Sheep****gers), Brighton (Queers) West Ham, cockney geezers talking tough , Dirty Leeds etc. etc.

 

They don’t mention Saints but I’m sure there are ‘stereotypical views’ of us from other teams and their supporters, expressly pony fiddlers (from our skate mates) and carrot crunchers from London teams. Arrogant w@nkers is another accusation levelled at us.

 

Anybody know of any others and what do we typically think of other teams or their cities?

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People I talk to are a bit flatline about Saints....not a clue on how well we are doing or that we were in the premier league once. Very depressing as we think everyone is taking notice of us, but only really the other championship sides.

 

That's just it, outside of the top flight you are not noticed by the country as a whole.

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I remember a similar thread on a Middlesborough site years ago comparing clubs to the kind of characters you went to school with. We came out as "Decent enough, doesn't say much but you know you wouldn't want to mess with him" which was pretty good I thought.

 

Back to topic though and I'd imagine most other supporters put us in the same bracket as Norwich which is fairly rural, nice bunch but easy to ignore and not much to find offensive.

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That's just it, outside of the top flight you are not noticed by the country as a whole.

 

Although....

 

Mate of mine was in town today from Damascus - took him to SMS for the Villa game in our relegation year :?

 

First thing he said was - Wow Southampton doing really well now, all my friends now see them on TV and say "wow you told us this team was good"

 

So UK may not be noticing but the Middle East region is

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Scoring and being able to stay up sounds like a great night out at my age.

 

Ha which takes us back a few years to ...

 

Fake Syrian Viagra named Vega.....

 

Whatever happened to Ramon? He vanished back into thin air after "expressing interest in buying us in admin".

 

Oh and Cellone - it could always have happened on the road FROM Damascus....

 

To the airport about 10 miles outside the town 8)

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I thought we were Scummers? a term that I thought only the skates used but now seems to pop up on a lot of other teams forums as well (when the can be arsed to notice us at all).......

 

To the skates yes but there's not enough of them to make a lot of difference.....and not a lot of conversation beyond the odd grunt

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I thought we were supposed to be the arrogant ones...

however in the comments one or two do recognise we exist

 

http://foreverwestham.com/2011/11/blogs/why-arent-we-storming-the-league?

 

And then there is this comment "YOU ARE HAVING A LAUGH……. REALLY?

I CAN SAY THIS WITH 100% CONFIDENCE. Although Southampton have been playing well and getting some good results, i have never seen such a bunch of school boys keep up form like they are. IT WILL END… and if you think otherwise then your in for some disappointment (thats if you support Southampton which I’m guessing you are)

West Ham have a huge number of injuries to key players and when there back and Southampton lose some key players, goodbye number 1 spot.

Here’s a thought though… what if Lambert gets injured. I rest my case!"

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And then there is this comment "YOU ARE HAVING A LAUGH……. REALLY?

I CAN SAY THIS WITH 100% CONFIDENCE. Although Southampton have been playing well and getting some good results, i have never seen such a bunch of school boys keep up form like they are. IT WILL END… and if you think otherwise then your in for some disappointment (thats if you support Southampton which I’m guessing you are)

West Ham have a huge number of injuries to key players and when there back and Southampton lose some key players, goodbye number 1 spot.

Here’s a thought though… what if Lambert gets injured. I rest my case!"

 

Lambert injured? We have Guly, Barnard, Connolly, De Ridder and even Lallana who can play up front. Not a problem. As for WestHam. Great team who deserve a better manager than Sam. They have a tradition of playing football the right way but nobody mentioned that to Sam. Disappointing season predicted. As for taunts to Saints fans - we occassionaly get referred to as the tractor boys (rather than Ipswich). Personally i blame Mike Channon for getting us that tag ;~)

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I thought we were supposed to be the arrogant ones...

however in the comments one or two do recognise we exist

 

http://foreverwestham.com/2011/11/blogs/why-arent-we-storming-the-league?

 

To be fair aside from 1 or 2 d/cks the comments are a good read.

 

because someone says something positive about the opposition ( Southampton ) you assume they support that team..yeah?

The arrogance of some of our fans is astonishing.

Southampton are not my team, but I wish we could play like them.

Open your eyes, their young manager has put together a side that plays the game on the deck…no hoof stuff played in the sky, like our old fashioned Sam..

We should aspiring to match their level not dismissing them in fit of envy and arrogance

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Having worked in the smoke for 9 years with Palace, Wall', West Ham, and loads of Arsenal/ Spurs their opinion of us basically revolves around Le Tissier. Until you spend a fair amount of time away from the Mother Land you do't realise just how well thought of our man Matty is.

 

Rolex wearing Laaandoner: "Alwight san, I'm West 'am, who do you support?"

Me: "I'm Savampton - and by the way I do what I want"

Rolex wearing Laaandoner: "Noice one, love Le Tiss - fella's a genius, them goals he scored, jeez, Hoddle were a white tulip leavin im ahht of England"

Me: "Yeah, bang on mush, anyway give me your Rolex, I'm Savampton and I take what I want"

 

To be fair most are sound and like us, the knowledgable ones anyway. Their perception of Southampton of a city revolves around the docks, they generally think we are all red neck dockers that hate the French. My old boss hated southampton as a place, he only came here once and stopped to ask someone for directions at some traffic lights in his convertible Porsche. He was told "Fack of ya flash c***" and punched in the face. I was always oddly proud of this though?

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Oddly, the view of the Hammers and Spurs in my local is that Saints are a club of poncey rich fans, all "hunting set" and "picnics in the New Forest" and "yachts". hmmmm

 

There may be more than just a kernel of truth in what your pub cronies say - we do have quite a large following of chaps and chapesses with cut-glass public-school accents, all acting as if they walked off the set of Howard's Way.

 

the Itchen stand, is, I hear, packed with green wellies, Barbours and yachting jackets, quaffing champagne at half time.

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