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The little scenario with DC's groin


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http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2521342,00.html

 

Absolutely love the way Adkins describes things sometimes:

 

"David has had a little scenario with his groin so we are settling that down....."

 

Makes his sound like he's jammed it in the door or something.

 

Any guesses (comedy only) as to what the little scenario may have been?

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David has always harboured ambitions to be a contortionist. An opportunity came up for him last week to join a troupe, and in his audition David attempted the famed 'Bendy Leg' move, where he put his own leg over his head. Unfortunately during the audition, David's leg was severed from his body and had to be pritt-sticked back on, which has caused a minor groin strain. He should be back in 2 or 3 weeks.

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