Turkish Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 As brighton is the easiest place to score smack then something to the tune of Golden Brown by the Stranglers.... Gus the clown He hates our Nige Makes you think, he's paranoid As Brighton jabs up Saints lift the cup Never a frown, With Gus the clown.
um pahars Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 I thought Brighton were a bit small time with their orchestrated anti Adkins songs, banners and chants, so certainly don't think we should be mimicking them.
SO16_Saint Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 Whenever the ball goes near him or he touches it, we should do that well wicked song of 'cuuuuuuuuuuuunt' like 'steeeeeeeeeeev
beatlesaint Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 Whenever the ball goes near him or he touches it, we should do that well wicked song of 'cuuuuuuuuuuuunt' like 'steeeeeeeeeeev That I like :-) No point singing at him cos if they do beat us who gets the last laugh ? If we are 3 up with 5 mins left then fair play, let him have it with both barrells !!!!
CanadaSaint Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 If we're figuring out the best response, I'd settle for a Guly hat trick.
Nutwood2 Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 We wouldn't have Gus on the bus He's always causing a fuss He needs a slap His side are crap I bet he'd love to be us! Boom boom!
Mattio Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 (edited) Gus takes it in the arseho... Hang on there's someone at the door... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2I6Z8WjnYg#t=0m35s Edited 18 November, 2011 by Mattio
pap Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 To the tune of "Here we go" Racist Gus Racist Gus... (etc) Not brilliantly wordy, but that's a plus. Nothing to learn. More people might sing it.
Saint Samuel Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 If they start putting every man behind the ball to avoid defeat I'm sure we can think of something along the lines of "park the bus Gus".
Huffton Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 'Poyet, whats the score' with a bit of luck
L1Minus10 Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 1-0 to the Dagenham 2-0 to the Dagenham etc etc etc
Quickfire Double Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 Scum scum scum (repeat) every time he stands up. Admittedly not a song, but something I'd like to see from the whole ground nonetheless.
Turkish Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 1-0 to the Dagenham 2-0 to the Dagenham etc etc etc This is workable.
whizzpop Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 Neanderthal man by hotlegs? Surely if its acceptable in Uruguay he wont mind:lol:
LostBoys Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 We wouldn't have Gus on the bus He's always causing a fuss He needs a slap His side are crap I bet he'd love to be us! Boom boom! Very childish but b funny
latter day saint Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 "you dirty racist bastard, you dirty racist bastard ! " whenever he walks into the technical area
scotty Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 "You're a c*nt" and repeat.... This, a la fergie.
alehouseboys Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 I do like this chant... "Oooooo Nigel Adkins, he’s the Gaffer, he’s fookin’ class, Poyet said we’re rubbish and it’s never gonna last, But he's a fookin' racist and he talks out of his ass, Oooooo Nigel Adkins..........."
bpsaint Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 Just copy the one aimed at Alex Ferguson last season... "Poyet, you're a c*nt, Poyet, Poyet, you're a c*nt" Simple and effective.
bender Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 This is workable. I've been thinking about this for a while and my fave would be to the tune of 'shall we sing a song for you' (and other songs) "CAN YOU KEEP UP GUS POYET"
RobM Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 1-0 to the Dagenham 2-0 to the Dagenham etc etc etc Yes! With a few rounds of 'You dirty racist bastard' for good measure.
Nutwood2 Posted 18 November, 2011 Posted 18 November, 2011 Very childish but b funny Well thanks mate. I think it's a masterpiece of modern poetry myself!
Saint_clark Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 If they start putting every man behind the ball to avoid defeat I'm sure we can think of something along the lines of "park the bus Gus". Wouldn't ever get going, but this gave me an idea. Hit the Road Jack - "Park the bus Gus, don't you attack no more, no more, no more, no more"
shurlock Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 (edited) And to think spic and d!ck scan so perfectly on all days pro-pc and anti-homophobic... Edited 19 November, 2011 by shurlock
The Cat Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 You're not on our bus, Gus. We're the mighty Southampton We're top of the league now And you're racist.
ThreeSixty Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 Gus and Sepp Sitting in a tree R-A-C-I-S-T First comes hate then comes hanging then comes Hitler in a new Volkswagen.
Pilchards Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 He's got a head like a monkey & he's a racist pig He's got a head like a monkey & he's a racist pig He's got a head like a monkey & he's a racist pig It's just not saintly....! (Does that make us racist?!?)
ChrisPY Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 In Uruguay your racist, You've joined in Blatter's hunt, F*ck off home Gus Poyet, You grubby little c*nt. Second line could do with some work..
Stepgar Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 How about we ignore the guy and concentrate on getting behind our team. Do we really want to stoop to their level?
saintscottofthenortham Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 How about we ignore the guy and concentrate on getting behind our team. Do we really want to stoop to their level? Because it's fun to give a c*nt SH*T for the afternoon.
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 Are you Hitler in disguise? Are you dune in disguise? Are you blatter in disguise? You dirty racist bastard!
tttdcs Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 Cheer up Gus the Racist Youve got a monkeys head You sad racist Btard with a ****e foot ball team or something along those lines ...........
dronskisaint Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 You want to be us You want to be u-us You racist bastard You're not on the bus
100%Red&White Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 Someone on NSC suggested Saints fans should go to today's game dressed as the old Black & White Minstrels Of course I think that would be just childish - and probably an arrestable offence these days.
Badger Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 (edited) Someone on NSC suggested Saints fans should go to today's game dressed as the old Black & White Minstrels Of course I think that would be just childish - and probably an arrestable offence these days. Especially if the minstrels form a line and perform a synchronised Larry Grayson "...ohhh shut that door, [one hand on hip the other doing a camp hand signal]...what a gay day..." or as someone suggested - tongue in cheek on another thread sing the "finger of fudge" song from a kids advert Edited 19 November, 2011 by Badger
Wes Tender Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 It's just got to be "catch us if you can"
saintchris23 Posted 19 November, 2011 Posted 19 November, 2011 This is quality. Admittedly stolen from Citeh but if we can change the Poyet bit and make it into an allrounder then it will catch on for sure.
alehouseboys Posted 20 November, 2011 Posted 20 November, 2011 Especially if the minstrels form a line and perform a synchronised Larry Grayson "...ohhh shut that door, [one hand on hip the other doing a camp hand signal]...what a gay day..." Damn, and they so wanted us to give them a 'guard of honour' at Withdean. Missed opportunity.
alehouseboys Posted 20 November, 2011 Posted 20 November, 2011 So were there any Poyet chants? Not a lot, "Poyet, Poyet, what's the score", "3-0 to the Dagenham" and a couple of others. Fortunately the homophobic chants were also kept to a minimum, although that 70 year old Doris down the front did get carted out by the OB (and took a few digs along the way) for shouting "Queerio, Queerio, Queerio" at their bloke when he was sent off. Shameful. But I'd just like to say...John Inman, Larry Grayson, Julian Clairey, Alan Carr, Dale Winton...your boys took a HELLLLLLL of a beating
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