Sounds you might hear on a farm...

[1976_Child]

Moo

[Durleyfos]

Stop****ingmygoat

[scotty]

Stop****ingmygoat

 

That was a one off, and I've served my time....

[Hatch]

Ja tylko będa wypłacane dwóch funt na godzinę

[trousers]

Paul Gasgoigne

[1976_Child]

Ok, let's get this thread back on track:

 

Baaa

[mack rill]

Ok, let's get this thread back on track:

 

Baaa

 

Welsh farm is-it ?

[FloridaMarlin]

"Hello, my name is Dolly, and I'm a genetically modified sheep."

[1976_Child]

Welsh farm is-it ?

 

Ahh! Mr Mack Rill. I'm having some of you for dinner tonight. Nice scottish smoked mack-rills.. How is fratton tonight?

 

And no, it doesn't have to be a welsh farm. It could be a Cumbrian upland farm.

[latter day saint]

Splatt !

(either a cow pat hitting the ground or a Llama spitting in your face)

[timebomb]

Get Orf Moi Land!

[LGTL]

Is this Saints Web's very own version of Family Fortunes?

[hamster]

C ockadoodledoo

 

 

[£££ Kerching £££] - Set-Aside [£££ Kerching £££]

[SuperMikey]

Clunk

 

That's the sound of a bunker door opening to reveal a heavily productive crystal meth lab, for which the peaceful countryside farm is an elaborate front.

[hamster]

Ja tylko będa wypłacane dwóch funt na godzinę

 

 

I laughed when I worked that out Hatch.

 

How's about 'Proszę nie uderza mnie znowu Mr Farmera'

[hamster]

Have you met my wife and daughter? Here she comes now.

[scotty]

Have you met my wife and daughter? Here she comes now.

 

Genuine snlgger. You f*cking perve.

[hamster]

You shearing that sheep?

[hamster]

Mum; What did you see on the farm trip today Johnny?

 

johnny: We saw some chickens, some sheep and some f uckers

 

Mum: I beg your pardon Johnny, what did you just say?

 

johnny: We saw some chickens, some sheep and some f uckers Mum

 

Mum: I think you have got that wrong johnny and i don't ever want to hear you use that word again.

 

johnny: Well, the farmer said they were heifers Mum but we all knew what he meant..

[scotty]

You shearing that sheep?

 

"no, f*ck off and get your own"?

 

 

You know too many farmer jokes for comfort mate

[hamster]

Hay!

[hamster]

What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?

[1976_Child]

What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?

 

You cannae grow an acre of maize in a buffalo...?

[1976_Child]

now, thanks all for participating in this thread. but I really do want genuine farm-yard sounds:

 

Cluck.

[hamster]

You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo.

[1976_Child]

Ja tylko będa wypłacane dwóch funt na godzinę

 

Sie können Ihre £ 2 fest schieben in Ihre Analtrakt Sie groß und gallertartige Gesäß Würze.

Edited 14 November, 2011 by 1976_Child

[Dog]

'Have you seen the hounds?' Arf Arf

[scotty]

If its a welsh farm the sheep pen usually sounds like a porn soundtrack. Never understood why.

[pilsburydoughboy]

Seen any Mushrooms ?

[Simples]

"Well done lads, that was a great training sesion. Now I want to see you all early at the stadium tomorrow, we're expecting at least a 1000 fans tomorrow. We are so lucky to have the best fans in the world and one who constantly plays with his bells"