1976_Child Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Moo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Stop****ingmygoat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Stop****ingmygoat That was a one off, and I've served my time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Ja tylko będa wypłacane dwóch funt na godzinę Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Paul Gasgoigne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 14 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Ok, let's get this thread back on track: Baaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Ok, let's get this thread back on track: Baaa Welsh farm is-it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 "Hello, my name is Dolly, and I'm a genetically modified sheep." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 14 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Welsh farm is-it ? Ahh! Mr Mack Rill. I'm having some of you for dinner tonight. Nice scottish smoked mack-rills.. How is fratton tonight? And no, it doesn't have to be a welsh farm. It could be a Cumbrian upland farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Splatt ! (either a cow pat hitting the ground or a Llama spitting in your face) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timebomb Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Get Orf Moi Land! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Is this Saints Web's very own version of Family Fortunes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 C ockadoodledoo [£££ Kerching £££] - Set-Aside [£££ Kerching £££] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Clunk That's the sound of a bunker door opening to reveal a heavily productive crystal meth lab, for which the peaceful countryside farm is an elaborate front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Ja tylko będa wypłacane dwóch funt na godzinę I laughed when I worked that out Hatch. How's about 'Proszę nie uderza mnie znowu Mr Farmera' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Have you met my wife and daughter? Here she comes now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Have you met my wife and daughter? Here she comes now. Genuine snlgger. You f*cking perve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 You shearing that sheep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Mum; What did you see on the farm trip today Johnny? johnny: We saw some chickens, some sheep and some f uckers Mum: I beg your pardon Johnny, what did you just say? johnny: We saw some chickens, some sheep and some f uckers Mum Mum: I think you have got that wrong johnny and i don't ever want to hear you use that word again. johnny: Well, the farmer said they were heifers Mum but we all knew what he meant.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 You shearing that sheep? "no, f*ck off and get your own"? You know too many farmer jokes for comfort mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 Hay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 14 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 14 November, 2011 What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison? You cannae grow an acre of maize in a buffalo...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 14 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 14 November, 2011 now, thanks all for participating in this thread. but I really do want genuine farm-yard sounds: Cluck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 14 November, 2011 Share Posted 14 November, 2011 You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 14 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 14 November, 2011 (edited) Ja tylko będa wypłacane dwóch funt na godzinę Sie können Ihre £ 2 fest schieben in Ihre Analtrakt Sie groß und gallertartige Gesäß Würze. Edited 14 November, 2011 by 1976_Child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 15 November, 2011 Share Posted 15 November, 2011 'Have you seen the hounds?' Arf Arf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 15 November, 2011 Share Posted 15 November, 2011 If its a welsh farm the sheep pen usually sounds like a porn soundtrack. Never understood why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 Seen any Mushrooms ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simples Posted 18 November, 2011 Share Posted 18 November, 2011 "Well done lads, that was a great training sesion. Now I want to see you all early at the stadium tomorrow, we're expecting at least a 1000 fans tomorrow. We are so lucky to have the best fans in the world and one who constantly plays with his bells" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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