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Just turned on TV - XFactor on.

 

Who is the black girl on the judges panel, and who is Gary Barloe - the matey on the right? The other two I have heard of. And what happened to Cowel.

 

(The fat gay bloke just on was sh!te. I'm not wasting my phone bill on him..)

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Just turned on TV - XFactor on.

 

Who is the black girl on the judges panel, and who is Gary Barloe - the matey on the right? The other two I have heard of. And what happened to Cowel.

 

(The fat gay bloke just on was sh!te. I'm not wasting my phone bill on him..)

 

Black girl from destiny's child, barlow from take that. innit

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Black girl from destiny's child' date=' barlow from take that. innit[/quote']

 

I've heard of take that. Robbie Williams was in it wasn't he?

 

Never heard of destiny's child. When were they around?

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Feking heck. There's this ginger chick on now. She's sh!te.

 

Got a big fat arse too. Fek me she is so off tune it is embarrassing.

 

Why not drop ur skirt you ginger.. show us ur fanny. get more votes.

 

you're carp.

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My God. Whatever next.

 

There is now a scouse negro - almost certainly homosexual -

 

In fact, on closer inspection, maybe not completely-genometrically negro. But definitely not Anglo-Sax.

 

He's actually quite good....

 

(and cute..)

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My wife never misses this unmitigated sh*t. I thought I'd timed the takeaway supper just right to avoid the x factor, but apparently it was delayed for "technical reasons", so I've been subjected to it as well. What a load of f*cking cobblers, I wish I could machine-gun that screaming hysterical crowd just for giggles.

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Meshai?: (black chick, lots of hair)

 

Boring. This girl can sing. But too much reliance on reverb and special effects.

 

...disappointing.

 

She needs to open up and do it with out all the dancing carp.

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My wife never misses this unmitigated sh*t. I thought I'd timed the takeaway supper just right to avoid the x factor, but apparently it was delayed for "technical reasons", so I've been subjected to it as well. What a load of f*cking cobblers, I wish I could machine-gun that screaming hysterical crowd just for giggles.

 

You missed the Ginga Fat Ass bint who couldnae sing for toffee.

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cant believe your watching that crud,wot are you a women ?

so glad Twilight is on or there would be nothing worth watching tonight

 

You're calling US women and you're watching Twilight ffs!

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Who the fek is this trollop?

 

She has strawberry hair, looks like she's just squeezed herself into a black plastic bag.

 

Sweet heart. Let me tell you something. You've got nothing - NOTHING - on my Scouse Negro.

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cant believe your watching that crud,wot are you a women ?

so glad Twilight is on or there would be nothing worth watching tonight

 

Darling, I wish I was a women[sic]...

 

...but until the op, all I have is Ex-Factor.

 

Don't steal my joy.

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I can't help but dispair at the human race when I see how popular the X Fagtor STILL is. Okay 10 years ago when they made Girls Aloud and Hearsay it was a novel concept and the former even went on to have a very succesful pop career. Since then though it's just the same crap over and over and over and over and over. People have been tuning in for best part of a decade to watch the same bunch of attention seeking half wits desperate for their 15 minutes of fame. Many people even have the sheer audacity to be surprised when the sh*t novelty act gets kept on instead of an obviously more tallented singer. They don't seem to realise it's just manufactured controversy to boost ratings.

 

I don't buy the argument that they're helping uncover hidden tallent either. I'm sure there is uncovered tallent out there, but they're writing songs and playing instruments at gigs. Not singing on some rehashed ITV karaoke freak show.

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