Post match rituals

[SparkySaint]

So we all look through the gallery on the official site and watch the football league show, but what other things do after a good win? My favourite has to be looking through the match thread on the oppositions main forum.

[bubblyone]

My guilty pleasure....lol

[RonManager]

Pull in to the lay-by on the A4, climb Silbury Hill, sacrifice a goat, drink the blood whilst coupling with a demon.

 

Then it's off home for a nice cup of tea and a bit of a sit down.

[Badger]

Sorry misread as POST- Match:

 

Therefore - happy beer/ singing beer/ or seriously depressed beer depending on result

[krissyboy31]

Guilty of all of the above! I am however a fair weather (sing if your winning) type. BM (before Markus) during the depression, I would avoid any football, footy reports or footy chat until about Thursday the following week and the pre-match build up of the next game.

[1976_Child]

I usually have a w-ank in the train bog on the way home using the match-day programme as my stimulating literature.

[shurlock]

I usually have a w-ank in the train bog on the way home using the match-day programme as my stimulating literature.

 

You find the centre-fold of any use?

[MINIBARCELONASAINT]

Tell my Portsmouth mate how great we are.

[1976_Child]

You find the centre-fold of any use?

 

yup!

[trousers]

I usually have a w-ank in the train bog on the way home using the match-day programme as my stimulating literature.

 

So it was YOU that asked Cortese to be on the cover...?

[1976_Child]

So it was YOU that asked Cortese to be on the cover...?

 

yup again !!

 

What a dish!

[Kingsland Red]

Taking a leaf out of our NA's routine, I have recently started getting a 12" ruler and drawing a blue line across the bottom of the back page of the match day programme.

Then I move on to the next game.

[supersonic]

I go home and have a poo

[ant]

Ever since I started walking home past the King Alfred and St. Mary's Street we've won every game at SMS. I always tweet on my mobile whilst doing so. Working so far!

[SuperMikey]

Head back to the KA for a few drinks, up to the Giddy Bridge for some nosh then pub crawl my way back up to Portswood, where we go back to my mate's house and play FIFA.

 

Expensive, but fun.

[Mattio]

Check where I am on the prediction league then drink, a lot if it's a particularly good/bad result!

[SNSUN]

Stare at the League table until a little bit of sperm comes out. (This does not apply to a win that happens when we're 24th and keeps us 24th.)