1976_Child Posted 4 November, 2011 Posted 4 November, 2011 Seriously, do b!tch whippets get monthly periods? Obviously assuming they ain't spayed. They are mammals after all. I know human b!tches bleed. But never was taught about hounds. If they don't, then how do they get rid of unwanted womb lining? Do they eat it? My whippet would suck the mold off of a dead muslim's cock if need be. And I bought her as a puppy from a devout zionist family. So maybe she would eat her own insides? (**memo to swear word filter: b!tch is a perfectly acceptable word, when discussing female canines.**)
skintsaint Posted 4 November, 2011 Posted 4 November, 2011 yeah they do...IIRC my missus' ***** dog a few years back had to wear big knickers with bog roll inside or something. I can't remember it too well to be honest but female dogs definately do get the painters in.
scotty Posted 4 November, 2011 Posted 4 November, 2011 They dont get monthly periods, surely. They come into season once or twice a year, and thats when they bleed.
hamster Posted 4 November, 2011 Posted 4 November, 2011 It's called being 'in season', and it is a time to keep them off the furniture.
scotty Posted 4 November, 2011 Posted 4 November, 2011 It's called being 'in season', and it is a time to keep them off the furniture. Not sure about canines though, sorry.
Liquidshokk Posted 4 November, 2011 Posted 4 November, 2011 It's called being 'in season', and it is a time to keep them off the furniture. I can definitely confirm that they do bleed after a recent fortnight of looking after my sisters dog whilst she went on holiday... Forgot to lock the dog out of the bedroom and when I returned home the bed looked like someone had been bludgeoned in it :-S After checking the dog for injuries it clicked what had happened.., and then I threw up.
Dog Posted 7 November, 2011 Posted 7 November, 2011 Seriously, do b!tch whippets get monthly periods? Obviously assuming they ain't spayed. They are mammals after all. I know human b!tches bleed. But never was taught about hounds. If they don't, then how do they get rid of unwanted womb lining? Do they eat it? My whippet would suck the mold off of a dead muslim's cock if need be. And I bought her as a puppy from a devout zionist family. So maybe she would eat her own insides? (**memo to swear word filter: b!tch is a perfectly acceptable word, when discussing female canines.**) It's either her period or you went too deep.
Jonnyboy Posted 7 November, 2011 Posted 7 November, 2011 It's either her period or you went too deep. http://www.livescience.com/16903-sex-animals-bestiality-penile-cancer.html
scotty Posted 7 November, 2011 Posted 7 November, 2011 It's either her period or you went too deep. http://www.livescience.com/16903-sex-animals-bestiality-penile-cancer.html and did anyone else ever see that old photo of an italian farmhand who got killed by a falling rock while he was sh*gging a chicken hahahaaa, they found his body with said chicken still, ahem, attached. His family must have been so proud.
hamster Posted 7 November, 2011 Posted 7 November, 2011 Could have been worser, he could have been wearing a Pompey shirt.
scotty Posted 7 November, 2011 Posted 7 November, 2011 Could have been worser, he could have been wearing a Pompey shirt. I didnt say he wasnt.
scotty Posted 7 November, 2011 Posted 7 November, 2011 Amusingly, I just went googling for that picture and searched for "embarrassing deaths". This link came up, I know not why... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2026745/Ipswich-2-Southampton-5-Rickie-Lambert-Adam-Lallana-steer-Saints-Championship-summit.html If anyone manages to find the italian farmer who died literally choking the chicken, please pmail
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