ToreSF Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Took this from kumb :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr saint Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I've never heard anyone say that. What does it even mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 A west ham fan, at the back of the away end near the divide, shouted to us "that's a Spurs song you ****s". We were halfway through a slow rendition of OWTS. Needless to say he got some abuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacFad2207 Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Some bloke behind me at a game last year kept on shouting "bum him in the gob" whenever one of our players went in for a tackle. Utterly bizarre but I did chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 A west ham fan, at the back of the away end near the divide, shouted to us "that's a Spurs song you ****s". We were halfway through a slow rendition of OWTS. Needless to say he got some abuse What an utterly thick tw*t!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Pullis! Shooooooot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartosz Bialkowski Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 after going 2 nil up and a player sent off for them... said in a 'Mr Mannering' style voice.... "and its all going perfectly to plan" Maybe you had to be there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 15 years or so ago we were playing Bradford at the Dell. It was raining, I was in the front row of the Archers getting wet and about 4 seats to my left a bloke was repeatedly shouting at the Bradford keeper "Oi snotty, you're a rent boy." To this day I've still to figure out exactly what he meant. Maybe I misheard, but he did shout it at least 20 times and that's what all of us thought he was saying. Quite bizarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Took this from kumb :-) Thats the strangest thing I have ever heard anywhere, not just at Southampton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Thats the strangest thing I have ever heard anywhere, not just at Southampton Knees Up Mother Brown?? Must be something to do with West Ham then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 (edited) "Of course Saul is a professor of philosophy at Heidelberg University" Came from a Spurs fan in the Milton (before supporter segregation) Frank Saul was his least favourite person on this planet, went on about him all afternoon.Highly entertaining, better than the match. Another gem from under the West Stand "Jesus Christ...no that's not right,he was supposed to be good" And of course the old fave that's pîssed off many a fan when taking the WAG to a game for the first time "I thought you said they were good" Edited 3 November, 2011 by Window Cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paris Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Before segregation in the Milton hands up on here that can honestly say they watched every match from begining to end .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Thats the strangest thing I have ever heard anywhere, not just at Southampton He got the idea for the thread from the West Ham online forum - Knees Up Mother Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecuk268 Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Half-time against Villa at The Dell, we were 2-0 up. Bloke behind me on the East Stand benches: "West Ham aren't the team they were." Well, the shirts are similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simondo Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 my buddy to my left says - neimi must have a six sense - my buddy to the right (in all seriousness) what he see's dead people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Bald_Si Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 My favourite was actually fairly recently at the West Ham game. Chap who sits in front of us turns up late, rushes up the steps and says "Oh, why on earth is Bialkowski in goal???" before yelling abuse at Adkins for making a poor choice in such a big game. When he calmed down, I pointed out he was looking at Manuel Almunia. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chap in the Chapel Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 In October 2003 we played Fulham and came back from 2-0 down to win 4-2, James Beattie getting the first three of our goals. Just after he'd completed his hat-trick (with a header, I think) a woman down the row from where I sit yelled out "COME ON BEATTIE, DO SOMETHING!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutwood2 Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Many years ago under the West Stand at the Dell and the mad Irishman who used to keep up a running commentary shouts out the immortal line...."Ah, Fisher, you're running round like a pregnant duck in a thunderstorm so you are!" Will always remember that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smackalec Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 At a match a few years back a bloke shouted "you can shove that flag up your arse..... Actually you can shove it up mine". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alanh Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Not at a Saints match, but about 25 years ago watching Salisbury play at Victoria Park one 'special' kid near us decided to abuse the Whites by accusing them of 'playing like a bunch of bananas'. No idea what point he was trying to make but it stuck in the memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Bazza Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 In the Northam once there was an Irish bloke who started shouting about Rory delap, saints and the Irish. Was obviously a few years ago now, but it went something like: (in a thick Irish accent) "come on saints, come on Rory, come on the Irish, I'm a f**king paddy and I'm proud of it, come on saints, come on the Irish, come on Rory"!!!. It really was very odd and he did it a few times during the course of the game. My mate who was with me at the game still occassionally refers to Saints as "the Irish", such was his amusement that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfc1971 Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 At SMS a few seasons ago I had a Woman behind me who kept sayin "Get in there Franny" Funny thing was Benali had left two seasons before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I heard someone shout "Steeeeeeve" last game. Quality moment I'm sure you agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasper57saint Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 At the Dell.Oakley is getting booked and the Ref turns him around to read his shirt number. A wag along from me shouts "Don't tell him Pyke!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
once_bitterne Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Great cross Jermaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansums Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Not a Saints one but I was at Crystal Palace for an athletics meeting (yes it was very dull). My mate shouted 'Come on Seb' just as Steve Cram was running round the bend, Coe was not in the race! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 And of course the old fave that's pîssed off many a fan when taking the WAG to a game for the first time "I thought you said they were good" You take the Wife AND Girlfriend to the football? Brave man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 At a Bradford visit to the Dell, when Saints were doing quite well league wise (under Hoddle?), we were playing like utter muppets. Some bloke behind me shouts "Oi Saints, which team is Bradford here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Against Fulham a few years back: Announcer: "substitution coming on for Fulham, Collins John" Saints Fan: "you've got your name back to front you ****!" Was amusing at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 You take the Wife AND Girlfriend to the football? Brave man yep realised that straightaway, should be WOG I suppose but then that's not politically correct nowadays is it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 yep realised that straightaway, should be WOG I suppose but then that's not politically correct nowadays is it! No, racist!!! Only kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecuk268 Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Under the East Stand after we'd conceded a soft foul. "C'mon ref, it's a man's game, not a poof's game. If it was a poof's game, I'd be out there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 When we went to pens against Norwich in the JPT my mate shouted out "Why is Papa Waigo taking a pen?" as Paul Wotton placed the ball on the spot. There was a guy who used to sit in block 41 up until this season who used to try and come up with terrible chants that never fit. A person favourite was "Does your mum iron your shirt" The best I ever heard was when there was a goalmouth scramble down the other end of the pitch my mate screamed with such panic in his voice "What's going on!?!". Reduced me to laughter tears......You had to be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Away to QPR a while back someone shouted 'Come along, come along' all game. Back in the pub after another game, the results were on the telly and I thought one of the scores was 5-15, I made a bit of a fuss about it until some one pointed out that it was the time of the late quick off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 At a home match versus Dirty leeds a few years ago Sainst were 3 - 0 up and some of the Leeds fans started singing '4-3, we're gonna win 4-3....' I and those around me laughed our sides hurt. We were right to laugh actually as they won 3-4 NOT 4-3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidthesquid Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I went to watch Aldershot a couple of years ago and Marvin Morgan, their big lumbering centre-forward went down like a sack of bricks and stayed down for about the tenth time. 'Oy Morgan, you donkey, get up,' a voice cried out. Then another from some distance away responded, 'What's the point? Can't someone just fetch a spade and bury him there.' Well, it made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie Crouchie Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 pork pork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 "The referees a welder!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Neil Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Bloke on Tuesday moaning about how lazy Lambert is and that he is the new Rasiak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie@home Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Back in the days of ooooh, Terry Hurlock, at the Dell, someone shouted to him from the East Stand, "Sell him some pegs, Tel!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlesaint Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Old bloke who used to sit next to me - first game under Pardew against Millwall shouted out "that bloody Lallana with his flicks and tricks, whats the point in him" !!!! Words then, and now, still fail me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkySaint Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I've said some strange things outside SMS after watching Saints beat Derby. My Brother and I went to the players entrance to collect some autographs after the game. We didn't have a pen so we would put our programme close to others when a player was signing theres. This tactic doesn't work when you are the sole person requesting an autograph so I shouted to Brett Ormerod, who was walking to his car, "Brett, Brett (Brett turns around)........ I haven't got a pen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobes8 Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 a few years back my mum shouted "Well played Dyer"...thing was he was not even on the pitch and she was referring to Kenwyne Jones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 5 Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Random vegetable shouts at Bristol Rovers a couple of seasons ago, the best of which was kumquat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 "Go on go on stab him in the eye!" From an ex convict in the Itchen :-)...says it every game, several times. Frankie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackedoff Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Announcer at the Dell prior to kick off against Palace trying to gee up both sets of fans. " Lets have some support from both ends, cheer for the Eagles or Seagulls " ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Gotsmanov Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I remember the results of the 1992 Grand Natiional Results being announced after half time as the players were coming out and some chap shouting out 'Bad Luck Dowie, Bad Luck, maybe next year!' Well I laughed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K,Billy's supersound Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 At a Bradford visit to the Dell, when Saints were doing quite well league wise (under Hoddle?), we were playing like utter muppets. Some bloke behind me shouts "Oi Saints, which team is Bradford here?" at same game where it was raining and boa morte made his debut me and a freind was sat next to some away fans when bradford fan next to us shouted ' oi ref he using him like a climbing frame' his freinds took the **** outta him for rest of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I remember on the 80's "Hit in head hit him in the head till the b*****ds dead. Hit him in the heart hit him in the heart with a tungsten dart." Thank god we have evolved since those days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Any clueless idiot really that has a go at Lambert or Adkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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