Jos hooivet

[spyinthesky]

Good piece about him in the Daily Record

 

Consensus amongst the Celtic fans when he came here on loan was.... 'Good riddance'

 

Now after his sound start here the view is...'How much over the £1.2m transfer cost can Celtic obtain from Southampton if he goes in January'..

 

He obviously would like to stay here.

 

Question is will Nicola Cortese buy him a ticket for the bus!!

[Crowds]

Worry is lenin will be out in next month if results don't improve.... New manager might want him back for a look???

[Hatch]

Worry is lenin will be out in next month if results don't improve.... New manager might want him back for a look???

 

[Saint-Armstrong]

Worry is lenin will be out in next month if results don't improve.... New manager might want him back for a look???

 

Lenin is managing Celtic?! Jesus christ.

[The Kraken]

Lenin and Hooivet. Colour me confused.

[Crowds]

**** off!!! Ive had a beer Lennon

[Lighthouse]

I think we should bring back Jan Portability.

[Legod Third Coming]

Lenin is managing Celtic?! Jesus christ.

 

That will end badly, you marx my words...

[ooh it's a corner]

That will end badly, you marx my words...

 

It certainly will.

 

Jos has been the Star lin our team this season.

[spyinthesky]

If he stays ...good

 

If he goes.. so viet

[ooh it's a corner]

trouble is I've heard it's;

 

back to Celtic.

 

Stay here.

 

or Red Square Belgrade

Edited 3 November, 2011 by ooh it's a corner
being a numpty

[1976_Child]

Vladimir Ilyich is welcome to leave Celtic and take over from Tory-Boy Call Me Dave "I'm ever so rich that I couldn't give a **** about poor people" Cameron. A bit of proper left-wingism is exactly what this country needs.

 

And Dune, before you bother, just go shove Thatcher's autobiography up your privileged Tory arse.

Edited 3 November, 2011 by 1976_Child

[the saint in winchester]

Ever since he was putin the team, he has been no aero flopt.

£1.2M? They're having a laugh. I'm sure Cortese will say "let me tell you where I am - I'm out.!!" We're not run by Arab billionaires like Citeh.

[hamster]

Lenin was in the kingsland keeping an eye on Jos' progress v peterbororo the other night, I saw him at half time crying in the toilets cos although he'd remembered his tartan blanket and flask of bovril, he'd let his knittting needles back in Glasgow.

 

I sorted him out as my mate, Alex, had a spare ball of wool and a pair of needles which he lent to him for the second half.

 

A brief insight into a day in the life of a football manager for you all. You see, Alexander solves yer knitting.

 

 

I'll get my coat...

[1976_Child]

Lenin was in the kingsland keeping an eye on Jos' progress v peterbororo the other night, I saw him at half time crying in the toilets cos although he'd remembered his tartan blanket and flask of bovril, he'd let his knittting needles back in Glasgow.

 

I sorted him out as my mate, Alex, had a spare ball of wool and a pair of needles which he lent to him for the second half.

 

A brief insight into a day in the life of a football manager for you all. You see, Alexander solves yer knitting.

 

 

I'll get my coat...

 

what the hell did all that mess of words mean?

[hamster]

what the hell did all that mess of words mean?

 

CSE English lit circa 1979:

 

[Gingeletiss]

If they want him back, the he Mos cow! but I bet he won't be Russian back to them!

[cadiz saint]

Vladimir Ilyich is welcome to leave Celtic and take over from Tory-Boy Call Me Dave "I'm ever so rich that I couldn't give a **** about poor people" Cameron. A bit of proper left-wingism is exactly what this country needs.

 

And Dune, before you bother, just go shove Thatcher's autobiography up your privileged Tory arse.

 

Do grow up!

[Fowllyd]

After several poor results on the trot, Sky are reporting that the dearth of goals has left Celtic fans wondering when they'll next yell 'It's in!'

[Wes Tender]

what the hell did all that mess of words mean?

 

1976 _Child in either lack of humour, or literature shortcomings shock.

[hamster]

I asked my younger sister to get me s beer at half time as I had had an altercation in the queue last week. A lady told ne I would not be served in future cos of my behavior. I said that "if I bump into The Queue Ban Miss, I'll Cry Sis" Tada.

[dronskisaint]

I asked my younger sister to get me s beer at half time as I had had an altercation in the queue last week. A lady told ne I would not be served in future cos of my behavior. I said that "if I bump into The Queue Ban Miss, I'll Cry Sis" Tada.

 

How long have you been waiting to use that one?

[dronskisaint]

If he stays ...good

 

If he goes.. so viet

 

8/10

[Hatch]

After several poor results on the trot, Sky are reporting that the dearth of goals has left Celtic fans wondering when they'll next yell 'It's in!'

 

.

[lettuce]

It certainly will.

 

Jos has been the Tsar lin our team this season.

 

Fixed it for you

[The9]

what the hell did all that mess of words mean?

 

Made perfect sense to me, an absolutely terrible Solzenitsyn joke. The Cuban Missile Crisis one was worse, though.

[Cabrone]

It may well be that if Lennon goes Celtic will be Stalin on making a deal......

[buctootim]

Jos has scored as many in 11 games playing at CB as Robbie Earnshaw has in the whole season playing as striker. No Soviet connection, though I did once get held by the police after (mistakenly) being invited to go on a tour of the Ekaterinburg (Svedlorsk) tank factory.

[Lets B Avenue]

OK. Here goes.

 

Ex-saint Mr Groves has no method of transport and has to borrow one from the Captain of Stingray. When asked how shes getting home from work that night, his wife says "In Perry's Troy Car."

 

Over to you, Rodent.

[The9]

OK. Here goes.

 

Ex-saint Mr Groves has no method of transport and has to borrow one from the Captain of Stingray. When asked how shes getting home from work that night, his wife says "In Perry's Troy Car."

 

Over to you, Rodent.

 

Jesus.

[Redondo Saint]

so is he goin' or stalin?

[buctootim]

Adkins and Lennon are being cagey. Be good to sign him though.

Edited 3 November, 2011 by buctootim

[Redondo Saint]

is he stalin on signin a contract?

[Cabrone]

Come on Saints, just Putin an offer and let's get this deal done.

[Badger]

Dont want to russia deal through though, do we?

 

Or is that too obvious

[Macey_J2]

Presumably this is the article: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/football/spl/2011/11/01/jos-hooiveld-i-was-never-given-chance-to-show-celtic-fans-what-i-could-do-86908-23529388/

[Colinjb]

Ahead of our Clash-with-Cov he'll sure to be wanting to keep his shooting boots on. He won't be able to wait for another chance to rifle one in from a corner.

 

#getscoat.

[Rory]

A lot of people said he was a lot of bolshevik when he joined us but he's proved he's a true proletariat - there's no rasputin that.

[Saint Without a Halo]

We have I believe a loan with a buy option hopefully at a pre agreed price which is usually the case on this type of option.

[Mr_Red]

We have I believe a loan with a buy option hopefully at a pre agreed price which is usually the case on this type of option.

 

I don't get it.

 

I also don't like my one but hey... Recently (last year) when watching West Ham vs Chelsea one of the hammers fans who had a stammer started shouting at the keeper when he was about to take a goal kick. I hate you Cech...Cech naaaaaaaaaa....

[hamster]

I asked jos what he most missed from home. He told me that the Moscow girls really knock him out, they leave the rest behind and Ukraine girls make him scream and shout but Jose's always on his miyiyind. Let's go.