Songs for players.

[John Cool]

To the tune of "Brown Girl In The Ring"

 

Morgan Schneiderlin, tra la la la la

Morgan Schneiderlin, traaaa la la la la la

Morgan Schneiderlin, tra la la la la

He's French and he's got a sexy bum (bum bum)

 

Might want to change the last line

[Royce2uk]

 

30 secs in I think we should adapt that somehow. Its the We'll be coming tune sung by Scottish fans. Maybe use for the Skate game? something along the lines of;

 

We'll be coming,

We'll be coming,

We'll be coming to beat/kill the skates,

when you hear the roar of the red and white army,

We'll be coming to beat/kill the skates.

 

Probably **** but at least its something different to what we normally sing. altho very similar to the were coming for you song.

 

Could even work for SDR;

 

Steve De Ridder

Steve De Ridder

Steve De Ridder down the wing

(insert next line here as im not creative enough!!)

Steve De Ridder down the wing.

Edited 3 November, 2011 by Royce2uk

[Turkish]

I always thought a Saints version of the Sash My father wore would be good. Considering the orginal Saint team wore a sash.

 

I'ts old but it is beautiful,

It's colours they are fine,

We wear it all across the land

The famous sash of mine

My father wore it as a youth,

In byegone days of yore,

and just like them I proudly wear,

The Sash My Father Wore

Edited 3 November, 2011 by Turkish

[wardinho]

I know we already have Lallana songs so I'll probably get slated for this but have always thought we could fit his name to LOLA by the Kinks. Something like this but needs a bit of

work.....

Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy (He plays on the left and he plays on the right)

But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola (and when he gets the ball he makes defenders look ****e)

Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola (A-dam La-llana, La La La Lallana)

[Appy]

I see the OP going on about Gay chants and how he'd like to improve them, unfortunately he has made even worse ones.

 

Still better than anything i could think of mind.

[Saint_Randell]

To the tune of the old Marian Pahars song:

 

Morgan Schneiderlin

Schneiderlin

Oooohhhh Ohhhhhh

Schneiderlin

 

Not very creative but we don't have a song to this tune so might as well. Also liked the Go Compare chaplow song earlier and some of the De ridder one's have potential!

[Barry the Badger]

What with some of the gay chants coming from the northam thought it was time for a few ideas.

 

Morgan can we bum you, Morgan can we bum you, la la la la, la la la la.

 

Any better?

[ooh it's a corner]

Morgan is French, so we ought to do what Man Utd did with the oh ah Cantona....

 

To the tune of La Marseilles

 

Morgan, Schneiderlin

Morgan, Schneiderlin,

Morgan, Morgan,

Morgan, Schneiderlin,

Morgan, Schneiderlin

[JackanorySFC]

Same tune as the old Bale song:

 

"Steve, Steve, where ever you may be

You drink stella in your own country

It could be worse, you could be a skate

Drinking on the streets with your peado mates"

 

Quite apt considering the news yesterday: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/national/paedophile_ring_trial_five_guilty_1_3207586

[mirrorcarp]

I reckon we should be able to come up with something for de Ridder to the same tune as Man City's Balotelli song:

 

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Ooooh, Steve de Ridder, he's a winger, he's ****ing fast...

,,

Ooooh , Steve de Ridder , he`s our winger , he`s ****ing class

He wouldn`t play for p****y cause he thinks it full of chavs

He much prefers southampton we got pockets full of cash

Ooooh , Steve De Ridder , he`s a winger ......

 

Thoughts