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What with some of the gay chants coming from the northam thought it was time for a few ideas.

 

So number 1. no idea of the tune or what the song was but one for chappers.

 

You don't, wanna mess with chaplow. Cos chaplow will f***** kill you.

 

Proper laddish song similar to that of Lee Barnard.

 

Idea number 2

 

Cork cork, where ever you may be. You left Chelsea for SFC. And you dont give a f*** about CFC, cos were gonna smash em in the premier league.

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ner ner ner ner ner ner de ridder de ridder ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ne ner ner de ridder de ridder ner ner ner ne ner ner ner ner etc.

 

Beat that!

 

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What with some of the gay chants coming from the northam thought it was time for a few ideas.

 

So number 1. no idea of the tune or what the song was but one for chappers.

 

You don't, wanna mess with chaplow. Cos chaplow will f***** kill you.

 

Proper laddish song similar to that of Lee Barnard.

 

Idea number 2

 

Cork cork, where ever you may be. You left Chelsea for SFC. And you dont give a f*** about CFC, cos were gonna smash em in the premier league.

 

Speaking of 'gay' chants... that one doesn't even fit the bleddy tune.

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Idea number 2

 

Cork cork, where ever you may be. You left Chelsea for SFC. And you dont give a f*** about CFC, cos were gonna smash em in the premier league.

 

You've nearly got it:

 

Cork Cork wherever you may be

You left Chelsea for Saints FC

You don't give a f**k about Ashley

Shoving his mobile up John Terry.

 

Also:

 

Na na na na

Na na na na

Hey hey hey

Steve De Ridder

 

(To the tune of hey hey goodbye, by Bananarama)

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Ooh Oh,

He could have gone astray,

Not listened to his heart,

But every time he's tempted,

To go back to the scots.

 

There's no harm in his pure hardcore defending,

He is at one with the Saints FC squad,

Jos Hooiveld,

Naturally,

He will change forever,

He'll stay at Saints forever and ever.

 

Sooouthampton FC

Nige is the driving factor,

Driving to the future,

Aboard a shiny team bus.

 

So listen us Hooiveld, take after us,

Be a little funky, choose the Saints FC,

Jos Hooiveld,

Naturally,

He will change forever,

He'll stay at Saints forever and ever.

 

Jos Hooiveld,

We're not a passing fad,

We won't change by the seasons,

We always respect each other,

Just ask our happy fanbase,

 

In your eyes we see our fate,

You'll be here forever, just off the M271.

 

OOOOOOOoooooohhhhh

 

Jos Hooiveld,

Naturally,

He will change forever,

He'll stay at Saints forever and ever (repeat)

 

To the tune of this:

 

 

I'll be handing out song sheets at Coventry at the weekend so everyone can give it a go.

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Surely swing low, sweet chariot should be the song for bald psycho. Loud and slow. Chaplowwww Richaaaaard Chaplowwww *insert last line (heading to the premier leagueee?). Seeing that we have moved on from the Rupert era by now, well most have.

 

I like that! I think the 2nd line needs some work, but has the makings of a good chant that would catch on

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I wish someone would do a song for Morgan,he is in his 4th season with us,is loyal and loves the Club and is still young enough to need encouragement to fulfil his full potential,please work on it you clever musical people,I think it would mean a lot to him.

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I wish someone would do a song for Morgan,he is in his 4th season with us,is loyal and loves the Club and is still young enough to need encouragement to fulfil his full potential,please work on it you clever musical people,I think it would mean a lot to him.

 

To the tune of baby give it up by KC and the sunshine band.

 

na na na na na na na na Morgan Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin na na na na na na na

 

Simple!

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Oh, Morgan Schneiderlin, plays in midfield, and when he doesn't we've missed him

which is quite often really, at least once every three games, as he is part of a three man rotation system

The french FA said selection for the under 19's was dependent on which league he played

By he couldn't find another club so eventually he stayed

 

No need to thank me.

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To the tune of baby give it up by KC and the sunshine band.

 

na na na na na na na na Morgan Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin na na na na na na na

 

Simple!

 

This is exactly what I was thinking. Bit boring and common, but easy to catch on and dont use the tune for anyone else.

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He's here, he's there, he's everyf*ckingwhere, Jack Cork, Jack Cork.

 

We don't use the 'Walking in a Winter Wonderland' tune for anyone now which is fairly surprising as we had a succession of songs trotted out to different players over the years. Would fit for a few players, Chaplow, Lambert, Hooiveld etc

 

Schniederlin would fit in the kumbaya tune:

 

Morgan Schneiderlin,

Schneiderlin,

Oooo ohhh Schneiderlin.

 

Or we could use the 'Ali Bumaye' for Morgan too. Or even Frazer as he appears to have no song and his name fits.

 

The best chant ever would clearly be for Danny Butterfield to the tune of the old Butterkist advert:

 

Butterfield, Butterfield, ra ra ra.

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I saw my mate,

The other day,

He said to me,

He saw the next Pele,

So I asked,

Who is he,

Goes by the name,

Of Connolly

 

We all dream of a team of Connolly's,

A team of Connolly's,

A team of Connolly's,

We all dream of a team of Connolly's

A team of Connolly's

A team of Connolly's

 

Would have put someone else's name in but it seemed to fit.

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I never post in threads like this because I'm pathetically bad at coming up with chants, but surely there's enough possibilities that this shouldn't be such hard work?!

 

This is probably extra-cringeworthy but what about taking the "...what a w*nker" template (example: "Steve McClaren, What a w*nker, What a w*nker") and using "Steve de Ridder, What a winger, What a winger"? Obviously with less ferocity towards the subject... It does let you get a nice elongation on the 'Schteeeeeeeve' though :p

 

Yep, that's a bloody awful suggestion but I've typed this now so I'm damn well clicking 'Submit Reply'.

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I reckon we should be able to come up with something for de Ridder to the same tune as Man City's Balotelli song:

 

[video=youtube;i-tagn3lB3I]

 

Ooooh, Steve de Ridder, he's a winger, he's ****ing fast...

 

This YouTube clip is so addictive!

 

Can't think of the words for De Ridder though, I have no imagination - but so long as "fast" is not said like a Northern monkey.

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Think we should resurrect the old Shipperley song for Morgan

 

Score a goal Morgan Schneiderlin, we will love you more than you will know etc

 

fits ok

What does everyone think?

 

Class song I like this new one though...

 

"who put the ball in the munichs net,

who put the ball in the munichs net,

who put the ball in the munichs net,

half the f**king team did!"

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I reckon we should be able to come up with something for de Ridder to the same tune as Man City's Balotelli song:

 

[video=youtube;i-tagn3lB3I]

 

Ooooh, Steve de Ridder, he's a winger, he's ****ing fast...

 

Class song I like this new one though...

 

"who put the ball in the munichs net,

who put the ball in the munichs net,

who put the ball in the munichs net,

half the f**king team did!"

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I reckon we should be able to come up with something for de Ridder to the same tune as Man City's Balotelli song:

 

[video=youtube;i-tagn3lB3I]

 

Ooooh, Steve de Ridder, he's a winger, he's ****ing fast...

Griffo has already posted a good one up on one of the other threads mate.
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Following on from the original Northam chants on Tuesday night where they chanted the player's first name, how about adapting the Ting Tings "That's not my name" song -

 

They call me Hell (They call him Kel)

They call me Stacey (They call him DC)

They call me her (They call him Ridder)

They call me Jane (They call him Dan)

That's not my name (We are the Northam - we know their names) x 2

 

They call me quiet (We are never original)

But I'm a riot (We just shout)

Mary-Jo-Lisa (Guly-Jack-Fraser)

Always the same (Always the same)

That's not my name (We chant their names) x 4

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This is exactly what I was thinking. Bit boring and common, but easy to catch on and dont use the tune for anyone else.

 

Except for Connolly?

 

I'm hoping it will also be used excessively against Brighton on 19th when we will be in the entertaining position of asking them if they are keeping up.

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I like the go compare song for Chaplow

 

He's got no hair, he's got no hair

He tackles here, tackles there he's everywhere

He came from deepdale he was cheap sale

He's our midfield star, Richard Chaplows got no hair

 

Ended with a loud/laddish CHAPPERS CHAPPERS CHAPPERS

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I reckon we should be able to come up with something for de Ridder to the same tune as Man City's Balotelli song:

 

[video=youtube;i-tagn3lB3I]

 

Ooooh, Steve de Ridder, he's a winger, he's ****ing fast...

 

Ooh Steve De Ridder,

He is a winger,

He's f*cking class,

Puts mayo on his chips but when he runs he's f*cking fast,

And when he gets the ball he'll put your left back on their arse,

Ooh Steve De Ridder.

Edited by Griffo
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I like the go compare song for Chaplow

 

He's got no hair, he's got no hair

He tackles here, tackles there he's everywhere

He came from deepdale he was cheap sale

He's our midfield star, Richard Chaplows got no hair

 

Ended with a loud/laddish CHAPPERS CHAPPERS CHAPPERS

:lol::lol:

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Ooh Steve De Ridder,

He is a winger,

He's f*cking class,

Puts mayo on his chips but when he runs he's f*cking fast,

And when he gets the ball he'll put your left back on their arse,

Ooh Steve De Ridder.

 

have amended it

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I like the go compare song for Chaplow

 

He's got no hair, he's got no hair

He tackles here, tackles there he's everywhere

He came from deepdale he was cheap sale

He's our midfield star, Richard Chaplows got no hair

 

Ended with a loud/laddish CHAPPERS CHAPPERS CHAPPERS

 

The fatties will love it. I can just picture them in their xxxxxl shirts (not a dig at alpine saint) with their arms raised and chests puffed as they bellow out the final verse.

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Ooh Steve De Ridder,

He is a winger,

He's f*cking class,

Puts mayo on his chips but when he runs he's f*cking fast,

And when he gets the ball he'll put your left back on their arse,

Ooh Steve De Ridder.

 

Puts mayo on his chips? Really?

 

That's just bloody cringeworthy, what will other teams fans think of us with such a **** line in a song.

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Puts mayo on his chips? Really?

 

That's just bloody cringeworthy, what will other teams fans think of us with such a **** line in a song.

 

I didn't come up with it, I'm passing it on from another thread. Apparently it's something to do with Belgium. That line needs changing.

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