CFSFC Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 What with some of the gay chants coming from the northam thought it was time for a few ideas. So number 1. no idea of the tune or what the song was but one for chappers. You don't, wanna mess with chaplow. Cos chaplow will f***** kill you. Proper laddish song similar to that of Lee Barnard. Idea number 2 Cork cork, where ever you may be. You left Chelsea for SFC. And you dont give a f*** about CFC, cos were gonna smash em in the premier league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 People think it's embarrassing that we sing songs about our biggest rivals...I would say it's incredibly embarrassing to mention Chelsea in one of our chants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Idea number 2 Cork cork, where ever you may be. You left Chelsea for SFC. And you dont give a f*** about CFC, cos were gonna smash em in the premier league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFSFC Posted 2 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 November, 2011 I don't find it embarrassing at all... Grown men calling a keeper wotsit because of his shirt colour then s******ing to eachother now that's embarrassing. If he was a ginger c*** then fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiesaint20 Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Don't mind that Cork one. Surely swing low, sweet chariot should be the song for bald psycho. Loud and slow. Chaplowwww Richaaaaard Chaplowwww *insert last line (heading to the premier leagueee?). Seeing that we have moved on from the Rupert era by now, well most have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFSFC Posted 2 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Reason for the post is i sat there in disbelief at what I was hearing 2nd half yesterday. Danny.... Ricky.... Morgan. If that songs a bit w*nk then feel free to suggest others. Just want to drown out the mongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 ner ner ner ner ner ner de ridder de ridder ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ne ner ner de ridder de ridder ner ner ner ne ner ner ner ner etc. Beat that! [video=youtube;giSoB7rq-TA] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Stimp Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 What with some of the gay chants coming from the northam thought it was time for a few ideas. So number 1. no idea of the tune or what the song was but one for chappers. You don't, wanna mess with chaplow. Cos chaplow will f***** kill you. Proper laddish song similar to that of Lee Barnard. Idea number 2 Cork cork, where ever you may be. You left Chelsea for SFC. And you dont give a f*** about CFC, cos were gonna smash em in the premier league. Speaking of 'gay' chants... that one doesn't even fit the bleddy tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 You don't, wanna mess with chaplow. Cos chaplow will f***** kill you. Proper laddish song similar to that of Lee Barnard. ha ha, thats an Eminem song. You'll be suggesting some craig david next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFSFC Posted 2 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 November, 2011 ha ha, thats an Eminem song. You'll be suggesting some craig david next. I quite liked it. Not done well so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry the Badger Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 How about, to the tune of YMCA. ADAM, GULY, it's fun to pass it to, Morgan and DEAN Richard, Jose, Kelvin, Yeah the Saints we will win Ricky, David and STEEEEEEEEEVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Armstrong Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Here's Roger - with the vital songs for the season: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Here's Roger - with the vital songs for the season: That's a bloody good effort actually imho. And it's only the 2nd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Idea number 2 Cork cork, where ever you may be. You left Chelsea for SFC. And you dont give a f*** about CFC, cos were gonna smash em in the premier league. You've nearly got it: Cork Cork wherever you may be You left Chelsea for Saints FC You don't give a f**k about Ashley Shoving his mobile up John Terry. Also: Na na na na Na na na na Hey hey hey Steve De Ridder (To the tune of hey hey goodbye, by Bananarama) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Ooh Oh, He could have gone astray, Not listened to his heart, But every time he's tempted, To go back to the scots. There's no harm in his pure hardcore defending, He is at one with the Saints FC squad, Jos Hooiveld, Naturally, He will change forever, He'll stay at Saints forever and ever. Sooouthampton FC Nige is the driving factor, Driving to the future, Aboard a shiny team bus. So listen us Hooiveld, take after us, Be a little funky, choose the Saints FC, Jos Hooiveld, Naturally, He will change forever, He'll stay at Saints forever and ever. Jos Hooiveld, We're not a passing fad, We won't change by the seasons, We always respect each other, Just ask our happy fanbase, In your eyes we see our fate, You'll be here forever, just off the M271. OOOOOOOoooooohhhhh Jos Hooiveld, Naturally, He will change forever, He'll stay at Saints forever and ever (repeat) To the tune of this: I'll be handing out song sheets at Coventry at the weekend so everyone can give it a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Surely swing low, sweet chariot should be the song for bald psycho. Loud and slow. Chaplowwww Richaaaaard Chaplowwww *insert last line (heading to the premier leagueee?). Seeing that we have moved on from the Rupert era by now, well most have. I like that! I think the 2nd line needs some work, but has the makings of a good chant that would catch on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dellgirl Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I wish someone would do a song for Morgan,he is in his 4th season with us,is loyal and loves the Club and is still young enough to need encouragement to fulfil his full potential,please work on it you clever musical people,I think it would mean a lot to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky_Mark Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I wish someone would do a song for Morgan,he is in his 4th season with us,is loyal and loves the Club and is still young enough to need encouragement to fulfil his full potential,please work on it you clever musical people,I think it would mean a lot to him. To the tune of baby give it up by KC and the sunshine band. na na na na na na na na Morgan Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin na na na na na na na Simple! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry the Badger Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Oh, Morgan Schneiderlin, plays in midfield, and when he doesn't we've missed him which is quite often really, at least once every three games, as he is part of a three man rotation system The french FA said selection for the under 19's was dependent on which league he played By he couldn't find another club so eventually he stayed No need to thank me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 To the tune of baby give it up by KC and the sunshine band. na na na na na na na na Morgan Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin na na na na na na na Simple! This is exactly what I was thinking. Bit boring and common, but easy to catch on and dont use the tune for anyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 This is exactly what I was thinking. Bit boring and common, but easy to catch on and dont use the tune for anyone else. Except for Connolly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Oh yeah, my bad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O_RLY Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 To the tune of the flintstones... Chaplow, Richard Chaplow! He the Southampton midfield engine, Chaplow, Richard Chaplow! He will run and then he'll bend one in! (repeat as many times as you wish) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O_RLY Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Should be he's in the first line above. Cannot edit :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 He's here, he's there, he's everyf*ckingwhere, Jack Cork, Jack Cork. We don't use the 'Walking in a Winter Wonderland' tune for anyone now which is fairly surprising as we had a succession of songs trotted out to different players over the years. Would fit for a few players, Chaplow, Lambert, Hooiveld etc Schniederlin would fit in the kumbaya tune: Morgan Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin, Oooo ohhh Schneiderlin. Or we could use the 'Ali Bumaye' for Morgan too. Or even Frazer as he appears to have no song and his name fits. The best chant ever would clearly be for Danny Butterfield to the tune of the old Butterkist advert: Butterfield, Butterfield, ra ra ra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 We should turn that weird clapping and backboard banging red indian sounding thing into a chant for De Ridder: Steve de Ridder, Steve de Ridder etc etc At least with words there would be a point to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 (edited) I saw my mate, The other day, He said to me, He saw the next Pele, So I asked, Who is he, Goes by the name, Of Connolly We all dream of a team of Connolly's, A team of Connolly's, A team of Connolly's, We all dream of a team of Connolly's A team of Connolly's A team of Connolly's Would have put someone else's name in but it seemed to fit. Edited 3 November, 2011 by Um Bongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I never post in threads like this because I'm pathetically bad at coming up with chants, but surely there's enough possibilities that this shouldn't be such hard work?! This is probably extra-cringeworthy but what about taking the "...what a w*nker" template (example: "Steve McClaren, What a w*nker, What a w*nker") and using "Steve de Ridder, What a winger, What a winger"? Obviously with less ferocity towards the subject... It does let you get a nice elongation on the 'Schteeeeeeeve' though Yep, that's a bloody awful suggestion but I've typed this now so I'm damn well clicking 'Submit Reply'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Thomas7 Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Always thought that Morgan's name would fit into the old Rasiak song... That KC and The Sunshine Band one? Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah... Morgan Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I reckon we should be able to come up with something for de Ridder to the same tune as Man City's Balotelli song: [video=youtube;i-tagn3lB3I] Ooooh, Steve de Ridder, he's a winger, he's ****ing fast... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Grute Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Think we should resurrect the old Shipperley song for Morgan Score a goal Morgan Schneiderlin, we will love you more than you will know etc fits ok What does everyone think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I reckon we should be able to come up with something for de Ridder to the same tune as Man City's Balotelli song: [video=youtube;i-tagn3lB3I] Ooooh, Steve de Ridder, he's a winger, he's ****ing fast... This YouTube clip is so addictive! Can't think of the words for De Ridder though, I have no imagination - but so long as "fast" is not said like a Northern monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Think we should resurrect the old Shipperley song for Morgan Score a goal Morgan Schneiderlin, we will love you more than you will know etc fits ok What does everyone think? Class song I like this new one though... "who put the ball in the munichs net, who put the ball in the munichs net, who put the ball in the munichs net, half the f**king team did!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I reckon we should be able to come up with something for de Ridder to the same tune as Man City's Balotelli song: [video=youtube;i-tagn3lB3I] Ooooh, Steve de Ridder, he's a winger, he's ****ing fast... Class song I like this new one though... "who put the ball in the munichs net, who put the ball in the munichs net, who put the ball in the munichs net, half the f**king team did!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I reckon we should be able to come up with something for de Ridder to the same tune as Man City's Balotelli song: [video=youtube;i-tagn3lB3I] Ooooh, Steve de Ridder, he's a winger, he's ****ing fast... Griffo has already posted a good one up on one of the other threads mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry the Badger Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Griffo has already posted a good one up on one of the other threads mate. Is that the one about the mayonnaise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bourne Valley Saint Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Following on from the original Northam chants on Tuesday night where they chanted the player's first name, how about adapting the Ting Tings "That's not my name" song - They call me Hell (They call him Kel) They call me Stacey (They call him DC) They call me her (They call him Ridder) They call me Jane (They call him Dan) That's not my name (We are the Northam - we know their names) x 2 They call me quiet (We are never original) But I'm a riot (We just shout) Mary-Jo-Lisa (Guly-Jack-Fraser) Always the same (Always the same) That's not my name (We chant their names) x 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 This is exactly what I was thinking. Bit boring and common, but easy to catch on and dont use the tune for anyone else. Except for Connolly? I'm hoping it will also be used excessively against Brighton on 19th when we will be in the entertaining position of asking them if they are keeping up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colbury Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I like the go compare song for Chaplow He's got no hair, he's got no hair He tackles here, tackles there he's everywhere He came from deepdale he was cheap sale He's our midfield star, Richard Chaplows got no hair Ended with a loud/laddish CHAPPERS CHAPPERS CHAPPERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 (edited) I reckon we should be able to come up with something for de Ridder to the same tune as Man City's Balotelli song: [video=youtube;i-tagn3lB3I] Ooooh, Steve de Ridder, he's a winger, he's ****ing fast... Ooh Steve De Ridder, He is a winger, He's f*cking class, Puts mayo on his chips but when he runs he's f*cking fast, And when he gets the ball he'll put your left back on their arse, Ooh Steve De Ridder. Edited 3 November, 2011 by Griffo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I like the go compare song for Chaplow He's got no hair, he's got no hair He tackles here, tackles there he's everywhere He came from deepdale he was cheap sale He's our midfield star, Richard Chaplows got no hair Ended with a loud/laddish CHAPPERS CHAPPERS CHAPPERS :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Ooh Steve De Ridder, He is a winger, He's f*cking class, Puts mayo on his chips but when he runs he's f*cking fast, And when he gets the ball he'll put your left back on their arse, Ooh Steve De Ridder. have amended it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 have amended it Oh yeah, didn't see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 I like the go compare song for Chaplow He's got no hair, he's got no hair He tackles here, tackles there he's everywhere He came from deepdale he was cheap sale He's our midfield star, Richard Chaplows got no hair Ended with a loud/laddish CHAPPERS CHAPPERS CHAPPERS The fatties will love it. I can just picture them in their xxxxxl shirts (not a dig at alpine saint) with their arms raised and chests puffed as they bellow out the final verse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colbury Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 The Mayo on the chips line could be bettered. Apart from that that's a decent song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry the Badger Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Ooh Steve De Ridder, He is a winger, He's f*cking class, Puts mayo on his chips but when he runs he's f*cking fast, And when he gets the ball he'll put your left back on their arse, Ooh Steve De Ridder. Puts mayo on his chips? Really? That's just bloody cringeworthy, what will other teams fans think of us with such a **** line in a song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Puts mayo on his chips? Really? That's just bloody cringeworthy, what will other teams fans think of us with such a **** line in a song. I didn't come up with it, I'm passing it on from another thread. Apparently it's something to do with Belgium. That line needs changing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Before we start thinking up new songs we need to sort out how we sing owtsgmi. We either sing it too slow or too fast. This is the correct speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry the Badger Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 (edited) Oh, Steve De Ridder, He is a winger He's ****ing class He'll fly past your defenders like they are not even there He'll leave your left back on his arse and scrabbling for air No? Edited 3 November, 2011 by Barry the Badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colbury Posted 3 November, 2011 Share Posted 3 November, 2011 Ooh Steve De Ridder, He is a winger, He's f*cking class, He wears number 33 and when he runs he's f*cking fast, And when he gets the ball he'll put your left back on their arse, Ooh Steve De Ridder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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