Roger Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Calling the players first names tonight in a girls voice? Ive heard some rubbish at the dell at st marys since 1986 but that was an absolute embarrasment, or am I being harsh! To balance it out the chants of asking the different stands to sing a song was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 I would rather 10-15 minutes of that then the constant f*cking pompey crap we usually sing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 "Steeeeve" it was just plain sh!te. and probably distracted him from his game. It was X-factor ********. Cringe worthy. Never again please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 I would rather 10-15 minutes of that then the constant f*cking pompey crap we usually sing rather not have any of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Cortese! Whoaaaaaaoh! Cortese! Whoaaaaaaoh! 'E comes from Italy. 'E fackin' hates Pompey. Tonight's "efforts" were even worse than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittdogg Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 calm down it was banter! it was funny and even steve said it was great banter on his twitter account, if your that bothered then create an original chant of your own! i completely agree that the season ticket waving that was brought up on hear was awful but this is banter and i saw a lot of people laughing chill out and stop making such a big thing out of it, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Calling the players first names tonight in a girls voice? Ive heard some rubbish at the dell at st marys since 1986 but that was an absolute embarrasment, or am I being harsh! To balance it out the chants of asking the different stands to sing a song was good. That's 3 threads you've had a moan about it, and now you've started your own. Time of the month dear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 That's 3 threads you've had a moan about it, and now you've started your own. Time of the month dear? Well, some people are criticising for not having a chant of his own that's any better, maybe Rog is making a start right here. Can't be any worse than that atrocity from tonight, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 See the recent Cortese song thread, add in tonight's rubbish. Job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squiggly_dan Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Well, some people are criticising for not having a chant of his own that's any better, maybe Rog is making a start right here. Can't be any worse than that atrocity from tonight, that's for sure. Ohhh Steve De Ridder, he's from Belgium, he's different class, mayo on his chips but when he runs he's funking fast, running down the wing he'll put your left back on his arse, Ohhh Steve de Ridder.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bug187 Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 What about the best ever chants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Dont think any chants are as bad as singing the songs of an opposition's rivals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted 2 November, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 November, 2011 What about the best ever chants? 95-96 man utd 3-1 and then 6-3. In the 6-3 we sang about 50 different songs to them. They changed their kit at half time in the 3-1. We sang "have you got another kit" and "are you changing at half time". "Who needs cantona when weve got matt le tiss". Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 95-96 man utd 3-1 and then 6-3. In the 6-3 we sang about 50 different songs to them. They changed their kit at half time in the 3-1. We sang "have you got another kit" and "are you changing at half time". "Who needs cantona when weve got matt le tiss". Awesome. There's always good, spontaneous banter on the day depending on what's happening - but those aren't exactly chants that are sung on a regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northant Saint Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 I don't like 'were the Northam' etc, we always seem to take the foot off the gas when that gets sung, almost as if the players know we are minding our own business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 There's 2 good De Ridder songs straight away that are by far and away better than "STEEEEVE" Na na, na na na na, hey, Steve De Ridder Or Ooh Steve De Ridder, He is a winger, He's f*cking class, Puts mayo on his chips but when he runs he's f*cking fast, And when he gets the ball he'll put your left back on their arse, Ooh Steve De Ridder Or is that too complicated for you absolute wet lettuces in block 42? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 it was funny banter at the time but wouldn't want it repeated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
um pahars Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 I thought "Steeeeeeeve" was cringetastic, but then we hit new levels with "Dan, Jose, Richard". As well as being dinlotastic I also thought it looked as though it was putting him off his game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 As embarrassing as the chanting of players first names was it still doesn't compare to the mongtastic 'easy,easy' that some fans have started singing again recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 calm down it was banter! it was funny and even steve said it was great banter on his twitter account, if your that bothered then create an original chant of your own! i completely agree that the season ticket waving that was brought up on hear was awful but this is banter and i saw a lot of people laughing chill out and stop making such a big thing out of it, I'm with you mate some people take things Too seriously. I thought it was funny and original, especially the wotsit banter. I bet no other fans are funny enough to compare a player to a crisp. The good thing about that song is it's adaptable as well. There are all sorts of comparisons we can draw to crisps to insult visiting players. Here's a few I've come up with already. Blond player - quaver Skinny White player - French fry Skinny black player - twiglet One that looks like they've overdone it on the sunbed - frazzle One that wears a head band - hula hoop One that is wearing a creased shirt - mcCoy or crinkle cut Yep, there are no ends to the fun we can have with brilliant comparing players to crisps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Bunch of middle aged bores moaning about the youngsters having fun, you talk about being embarressed whilst using words like cringetastic, **** me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbag Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Bunch of middle aged bores moaning about the youngsters having fun, you talk about being embarressed whilst using words like cringetastic, **** me. oi watch it, I'm what you would call middle aged and I joined in with the Steeeve chant because it was what it was meant to be funny. Saints fans beggar belief we win our 17th home league game in a row and they are on here moaning about the chants from the crowd. Personally I think the Northam should now stay silent for the rest of the season thereby avoiding any criticism from the crochet blanket brigade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Bunch of middle aged bores moaning about the youngsters having fun, you talk about being embarressed whilst using words like cringetastic, **** me. Plenty of the people complaining on here are young lads and plenty of the geeks at the back of the North are middle aged men who come across as embarrassing fools. It put the players off their game and sounded utterly s**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Bunch of middle aged bores moaning about the youngsters having fun, you talk about being embarressed whilst using words like cringetastic, **** me. oi watch it, I'm what you would call middle aged and I joined in with the Steeeve chant because it was what it was meant to be funny. Saints fans beggar belief we win our 17th home league game in a row and they are on here moaning about the chants from the crowd. Personally I think the Northam should now stay silent for the rest of the season thereby avoiding any criticism from the crochet blanket brigade. I stand in the Northam. I am obviously being quite dense, so just for my benefit, can you explain what is funny about it? You're a middle aged man incessantly shouting out footballers first names, can't you see what an absolute knob you look? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkSFC Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 the worst chant...,someone please explain the need to sing about asking your mother who to support? Nonsense and embarassing on so many levels. I only join in at 'we hate pompey'. the worst chant...,someone please explain the need to sing about asking your mother who to support? Nonsense and embarassing on so many levels. I only join in at 'we hate pompey'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittdogg Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 how about singing to the tune of na na hay hay kiss him goodbye "na na, na na na na hay hay hay stevey d"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noggin Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 The chanting of players first names last night has to be one of the most homo events to take place within a football stadium. I can understand the "Steve" one, but when it was every other player.... "Morgan", "Richard". Complete helmets. The sad thing is, I looked back and could see a variety of fans shaking and dribbling with excitement to see who touched the ball next, this included middle aged men with the ever trusty replica shirt over hoody, so excited they got their first stiffy for years and were on the verge of a bollock yoghurt explosion as they shouted "frazer' and to those suggesting new songs, are you not aware that we will get points deducted if we don't sing to the same tune every song?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golac's Iron Gonads Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Has 'Ging gang goolie, goolie goolie goolie's got cha, gin gang goo' ever been sung for Guly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 I stand in the Northam. I am obviously being quite dense, so just for my benefit, can you explain what is funny about it? You're a middle aged man incessantly shouting out footballers first names, can't you see what an absolute knob you look? Get over yourself who made you in charge, for the record its football where people chant, sometimes its moronic sometimes its subtle, sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't. So until the day you can guarentee 32000 Sour Mashes then you are going to have to put up with people seeing it differently. Have an opinion on the chant but saying someone looks like a knob for trying something is out of order. It wasn't offensive it was someones first name, maybe for the Brighton game you can hand out a list of songs you approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Shut up. Just shut up. I come on here and the first thread title I read is this. Get a ****ing life. For the record I thought it was great. By far the worst songs are ' E I E I E I O'. We're not going up the football league, we're already at the top. It's a stupid Northern team song. I also stare at the ground anytime someone starts up 'Let's all have a disco' and you see a load of middle aged men doing a half arsed dance then pulling there XXL shirt back down over their stomachs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Get over yourself who made you in charge, for the record its football where people chant, sometimes its moronic sometimes its subtle, sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't. So until the day you can guarentee 32000 Sour Mashes then you are going to have to put up with people seeing it differently. Have an opinion on the chant but saying someone looks like a knob for trying something is out of order. It wasn't offensive it was someones first name, maybe for the Brighton game you can hand out a list of songs you approve. Stop crying you absolute drip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Bunch of middle aged bores moaning about the youngsters having fun, you talk about being embarressed whilst using words like cringetastic, **** me. oi watch it, I'm what you would call middle aged and I joined in with the Steeeve chant because it was what it was meant to be funny. Saints fans beggar belief we win our 17th home league game in a row and they are on here moaning about the chants from the crowd. Personally I think the Northam should now stay silent for the rest of the season thereby avoiding any criticism from the crochet blanket brigade. ^^ This. Some people need to lighten up a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 The song that I hate and all clubs fans sing it " And its all southampton, blah blah di bloody blah". Makes me cringe because every fan of every club seems to be witnessing by far the greatest team the world has ever seen.......duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Bunch of middle aged bores moaning about the youngsters having fun, you talk about being embarressed whilst using words like cringetastic, **** me. oi watch it, I'm what you would call middle aged and I joined in with the Steeeve chant because it was what it was meant to be funny. Saints fans beggar belief we win our 17th home league game in a row and they are on here moaning about the chants from the crowd. Personally I think the Northam should now stay silent for the rest of the season thereby avoiding any criticism from the crochet blanket brigade. This x 2....I'm upper end middle aged and I'll sing what I like in support of my team... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 When you look at them in isolation most chants are a bit stupid. However, they're just a bit of fun, some people need to chill out. If you don't enjoy a particular chant don't join in or better still start a different one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Bald_Si Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Worst chant = Do do do do! F***ing useless! I actually want to spoon out my ear drums when I hear that. I actually laughed at the "Steeeeve" "chant", much, much better than the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 I'm with you mate some people take things Too seriously. I thought it was funny and original, especially the wotsit banter. I bet no other fans are funny enough to compare a player to a crisp. The good thing about that song is it's adaptable as well. There are all sorts of comparisons we can draw to crisps to insult visiting players. Here's a few I've come up with already. Blond player - quaver Skinny White player - French fry Skinny black player - twiglet One that looks like they've overdone it on the sunbed - frazzle One that wears a head band - hula hoop One that is wearing a creased shirt - mcCoy or crinkle cut Yep, there are no ends to the fun we can have with brilliant comparing players to crisps. Holy f**king sh*t. Turkish in posting something funny shocker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Plenty of the people complaining on here are young lads and plenty of the geeks at the back of the North are middle aged men who come across as embarrassing fools. It put the players off their game and sounded utterly s**t. I stand in HH and about 10 of us in the row all agreed it was the most embarrassing thing we've ever heard at football. There is a group of 3 or 4 middle aged oddballs determined to turn the Northam in to a bit of a laughing stock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokingFun Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Plenty of the people complaining on here are young lads and plenty of the geeks at the back of the North are middle aged men who come across as embarrassing fools. It put the players off their game and sounded utterly s**t. Now I don't care if people sing or not (personally, I just watch the game rather than feel the need to sing to support - I'm sure that makes me a bad fan) but to suggest that it was a reason for Saints players being put off their game is probably more laughable and "cringetastic" than any of the songs I have heard. Basically, De Ridder was putting himself off as he is trying to make an impact and is maybe trying a little too hard rather than relaxing. This sometimes means he mis-controls the ball or forgets to take it with him. Nothing to do with any song being directed at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 The players found it funny anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 All I've taken from this thread and the Cortese chant thread, is that every single chant apart from OWTS has at least one hater. Can understand not liking a chant, but the level of aggression and disgust shown in this thread is ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 I'm with you mate some people take things Too seriously. I thought it was funny and original, especially the wotsit banter. I bet no other fans are funny enough to compare a player to a crisp. The good thing about that song is it's adaptable as well. There are all sorts of comparisons we can draw to crisps to insult visiting players. Here's a few I've come up with already. Blond player - quaver Skinny White player - French fry Skinny black player - twiglet One that looks like they've overdone it on the sunbed - frazzle One that wears a head band - hula hoop One that is wearing a creased shirt - mcCoy or crinkle cut Yep, there are no ends to the fun we can have with brilliant comparing players to crisps. Continuing the snacks theme, that's all a bit milky way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 F**k me, we have just won out 19th home game in a row and all the bed wetters can do is moan about a 10 min song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 The chanting of players first names last night has to be one of the most homo events to take place within a football stadium. I can understand the "Steve" one, but when it was every other player.... "Morgan", "Richard". Complete helmets. The sad thing is, I looked back and could see a variety of fans shaking and dribbling with excitement to see who touched the ball next, this included middle aged men with the ever trusty replica shirt over hoody, so excited they got their first stiffy for years and were on the verge of a bollock yoghurt explosion as they shouted "frazer' and to those suggesting new songs, are you not aware that we will get points deducted if we don't sing to the same tune every song?? absolutely spot on couldn't have put it better myself, truely dreadful embarrassing support, shouting the players names sounding like a bunch of girls, and the wotsit is by far and away the worst of the lot. It was bad enough having a go at MK Dons left back last year but Peterborough's keeper in an orange kit? was that supposed to be funny? as others havbe pointed out a good song for De Ridder to the tune of Man City's Mario Ballotelli one, but it will never take off at saints as it involves learning more than one verse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surrey1saint Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Bunch of middle aged bores moaning about the youngsters having fun, you talk about being embarressed whilst using words like cringetastic, **** me. Loled at this !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 I'm with you mate some people take things Too seriously. I thought it was funny and original, especially the wotsit banter. I bet no other fans are funny enough to compare a player to a crisp. The good thing about that song is it's adaptable as well. There are all sorts of comparisons we can draw to crisps to insult visiting players. Here's a few I've come up with already. Blond player - quaver Skinny White player - French fry Skinny black player - twiglet One that looks like they've overdone it on the sunbed - frazzle One that wears a head band - hula hoop One that is wearing a creased shirt - mcCoy or crinkle cut Yep, there are no ends to the fun we can have with brilliant comparing players to crisps. The opportunities are endless pal, can you imagine all sorts of snacks being used to ridicule the opposition and making them feel stupid? I was in the Itchen yesterday for a change and the Peterborough keeper looked visibly shaken up coming off at the end having been compared to a wotsit. Maybe Fortress St Marys is due to the intimidating fans putting it on a par of playing at the Stade Velodrome Marseille or Galatsaray? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyNorthernSaints Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 Has 'Ging gang goolie' date=' goolie goolie goolie's got cha, gin gang goo' ever been sung for Guly?[/quote'] "Ging gang Guly, Guly Guly Guly Do Prado Do Prado" was sung at Barnsley this season. It didn't catch on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish fingers Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 "we're the Northam, we're the Kingsland" etc. f**king stupid song. Worst part is all the mongs clapping the other stand when they join in. Looking at the state of their faces its amazing some of them can actually form a clap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 "we're the Northam, we're the Kingsland" etc. f**king stupid song. Worst part is all the mongs clapping the other stand when they join in. Looking at the state of their faces its amazing some of them can actually form a clap. And people grinning and laughing like it is the most amazing, maddest, craziest thing they have ever done FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 November, 2011 Share Posted 2 November, 2011 The opportunities are endless pal, can you imagine all sorts of snacks being used to ridicule the opposition and making them feel stupid? I was in the Itchen yesterday for a change and the Peterborough keeper looked visibly shaken up coming off at the end having been compared to a wotsit. Maybe Fortress St Marys is due to the intimidating fans putting it on a par of playing at the Stade Velodrome Marseille or Galatsaray? I am sure it is something to do with it. Lets just hope they dont take it too far. I'd hate to see waving wotsit packets at ginger player as the modern equivilent of throwing bananas at black players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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