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maysie

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At first I thought it was just a bit of fun for a one off dull game but after these threads today I'm going to be doing my best to make sure it REALLY catches on.

 

In a similar vein I have recently made an extra effort to shout "BARMY ARMY" as loud as possible during the red and white chant.

 

Me too. It'll be fun baiting the dullards who have had the sense of humour bypass and nice to imagine them sat there fuming every time a players name is chanted.

 

Mind you, I'll worry what the rival fans will make of us.

 

NOT

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It was so bad that I'm happy to post this twice!!!!!

 

 

 

I thought "Steeeeeeeve" was cringetastic, but then we hit new levels with "Dan, Jose, Richard".

 

As well as being dinlotastic I also thought it looked as though it was putting him off his game.

 

 

This. Our club is a mong magnet.

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Me too. It'll be fun baiting the dullards who have had the sense of humour bypass and nice to imagine them sat there fuming every time a players name is chanted.

 

Mind you, I'll worry what the rival fans will make of us.

 

NOT

 

Can't wait to give it the big'un at Coventry. Schteeeevee.

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I'm sure there's something that could be done with Kasabian's "Shoot the Runner".

 

That is cringeworthy - like the fratellis, kings of leon etc, a derivative band that typifies everything that is soulless about current football. No wonder a Kasabian track was chosen as theme song for the Premiership.

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My god, the bed wetting on here at times is hilarious!

 

It was a dull, training match sort of game. It lifted the atmosphere and mood for 5-6 minutes and didn't catch on for much longer than that. Big deal!

 

Some of you lot get so worked up about minor things.

 

I never used to chant the Cortese song as I thought it was pretty pants, but seeing how stressed people get with it I started singing it loud and proud. Knowing there were a few fans with smoke coming out of ther ears in rage just becuase they don't like a chant :wave: Bless.

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That is cringeworthy - like the fratellis, kings of leon etc, a derivative band that typifies everything that is soulless about current football. No wonder a Kasabian track was chosen as theme song for the Premiership.

 

Yep. Problem is I've found a lot of football fans are happy to listen to that sort of indie landfill tripe.

 

Christ, a while back people we're even suggesting we sang 'rudi, rudi, rudi, rudi' to the tune of Ruby by the thankfully forgotten kings of pub rock the Kaiser Chiefs.

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This is the worst chant i've heard from saints fans. I genuinely thought they'd given a block of tickets to local schools for mentally disabled children when i heard "steeeeeeeeeeeeve" every time De Ridder got the ball.

 

It seemed to catch him off guard judging by his poor touch when it happened. It doesn't sound good and all personal chants are supposed to have an instantly positive, encouraging feeling to them. This really didn't. It seemed like our fans were taking the **** out of our own player. Someone MUST be able to think of a good chant for him, and not one for every time he gets the ball.

 

We need to ask him if he likes it. If he does, the morons can continue to be tickled by it, and if he doesn't, they need to stop chanting it every time he touches the ball.

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Steeeeeeeven, stevenn de riderrrrrrr runs down the wing for me, do do, do do do, do do, do do do,do do, do do do, do do, do do do, Steeeeeeeven, stevenn de riderrrrrrr runs down the wing for me, do do, do do do, do do, do do do,do do, do do do, do do, do do do

(to the tune of heartbeat)

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Apparently it's because the bouncer on Jerry Springer is called Steve and the audience chant it like that when he is called out on stage. Seems very random to me, but was quite funny.

 

That may be the reason they gave, but when *I* started doing this at Cardiff (and Reading) away it was because I was ripping off Fulham's near ten year-old "Steed" chant in homage to Steed Malbranque. You can hear it here at about 30 seconds :

and here as he scores against the Skates :

 

Evidently I am a cockwomble, but blame the mongs around us at those two games who appropriated it from us for it actually taking off, because I had nothing to do with it on Tuesday night. As it happens, I think it's unique and entertaining, whilst the whole "everyone's first name" got boring after about 5 minutes, and cringeworthy by 10.

 

FWIW, we have also been doing an "Alan" and "Steve" thing based on

after attending V Festival where the f'ckers were yelling it out all day and all night as part of some in-joke. I now hate it, and it's NOT linked to the Steeeeeeve thing, but that won't stop Mornington Crescent. ;) Edited by The9
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Steeeeeeeven, stevenn de riderrrrrrr runs down the wing for me, do do, do do do, do do, do do do,do do, do do do, do do, do do do, Steeeeeeeven, stevenn de riderrrrrrr runs down the wing for me, do do, do do do, do do, do do do,do do, do do do, do do, do do do

(to the tune of heartbeat)

 

Tried that 3 times but didnt catch on.

 

(Although I was chanting 'Stevie' rathen than Steven')

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How about:

 

Ooooo Steve de Ridder

He’s from Belgium, He's different class

Has mayo on his chips but when he runs he’s f*cking fast

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

Oooooo Steve de Ridder

 

Not 100% sure about different but it has to be something with 2 syllables to fit the tune.

 

There is a better version of the tune here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axfqvsP9jB0

 

 

This was suggested ages ago but never took off: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?31444-Song-for-De-Ridder/page2&highlight=balotelli+steve

 

Make it happen.

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This was suggested ages ago but never took off: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?31444-Song-for-De-Ridder/page2&highlight=balotelli+steve

 

Make it happen.

 

It may be a good song but it wont get through our superfan song selection panel because there is no factual evidence he does indeed like mayo on his chips nor is he yet to put a left back on his arse.

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Me and my mate who I stand with at the back of block 41 used to shout go on Steeeeve when he was brought on for his first few appearances in a sort of steve the pirate way from dodgeball. We hadn't done that for ages before Tuesdays game so i'd like to take the credit for it but in all honesty the bloke really does deserve a proper chant coz that is rubbish

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