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If you're ever feeling lonely we're only a webcam away....

 

I never feel lonely. But, as an insurance, I've told my bloke and my children that they are to have me sectioned should I ever give your offer a milisecond of consideration.

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I never feel lonely. But, as an insurance, I've told my bloke and my children that they are to have me sectioned should I ever give your offer a milisecond of consideration.

 

You won't get a better offer.

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Is there a time limit attached to this issue, he has a new bird now, so I guess its open season ??

Unless you marry her, just think about how badly it will end. That should be enough to put you off.

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Is there a time limit attached to this issue, he has a new bird now, so I guess its open season ??

 

Is that her in your avatar? If so you are allowed to even if she isnt his ex yet.

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Is there a time limit attached to this issue, he has a new bird now, so I guess its open season ??

 

What, banging her? Depends on how long your mate lasted. You may well get the early vinegars with a new Doris, so be sure to knock one out a few hours before you go nuts deep, just to keep on the right side of time. And give her one from me too, i'm going through a lean patch at the mo' :(

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Unless you marry her, just think about how badly it will end. That should be enough to put you off.

 

Even if they do get married, it's still crap if they are good mates (which is kinda why I asked).

 

Imagine the conversation when your mate comes to visit.

 

"So, did she ever let you take her up the...."

 

Ahem.

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I hooked up with my mate's ex (as opposed to my mates' ex, which would be a bit eeww), exactly 7 days after their ex-dom. There followed 18 months of fantastic love and wild sex. Then she dumped me. Shame is, I never see my mate any more. Really I exchanged a life long friendship with him, for a fast track course in exotic ****ging with her. Right now, I'd prefer to meet up with my ex-mate for a pint.

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I hooked up with my mate's ex (as opposed to my mates' ex, which would be a bit eeww), exactly 7 days after their ex-dom. There followed 18 months of fantastic love and wild sex. Then she dumped me. Shame is, I never see my mate any more. Really I exchanged a life long friendship with him, for a fast track course in exotic ****ging with her. Right now, I'd prefer to meet up with my ex-mate for a pint.

 

Only because you aren't getting your end away any more. I bet you didn't give him a second thought until you were jogged on.

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Only because you aren't getting your end away any more. I bet you didn't give him a second thought until you were jogged on.

 

Bet he still thinks about her a couple of times a week........

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Ok yes she is fit "Cougar"

Not sure about my mates co ck

He works away, dont really keep in contact, but will share a beer and a meal once in a while.

Have a feeling its lust not love both of us have been single for a while, so happy living as we do.

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This sounds like a feking episode of Holyoaks.

 

If the mate is good looking and he has broken up with his 'ex' then by all means bend him over and roger him thoroughly.

 

I can't see why the 'ex' would mind. She might even want to watch.

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Bet he still thinks about her a couple of times a week........

 

Well, it's 15 years ago now (JESUS! where did that time go?). Down to thinking about her annualy now, and that is not a misspelling, but on the other hand.....gotta go.

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Well, it's 15 years ago now (JESUS! where did that time go?). Down to thinking about her annualy now, and that is not a misspelling, but on the other hand.....gotta go.

 

I'm told it feels like someone else is doing it when you use the other hand.

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