1976_Child Posted 1 November, 2011 Share Posted 1 November, 2011 What position did caveman use to inseminate cavewoman? Would it have been the typical 'mount' as practised by the rest of the mammal kingdom or would he have been more inventive? Maybe after a particularly succulent mammoth dinner he would have rewarded her with a good old spread the legs and 'think of England' missionary position. Or perhaps if the cavewoman was not so interested in caveman's attentions he would have had to chase her Benny Hill style around the cave.. No doubt to the amusement of the rest of the tribe. And would their cave-sex have been conducted in private or in the main cave in full view of the whole tribe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 1 November, 2011 Share Posted 1 November, 2011 And would it have been with a relative? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 1 November, 2011 Share Posted 1 November, 2011 And would it have been with a relative? Skatesmouth 2000 BC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 1 November, 2011 Share Posted 1 November, 2011 Sorry to say this thread conjures up a mental picture of Fred & Wilma Flintstone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 1 November, 2011 Share Posted 1 November, 2011 Skatesmouth 2000 AD I've corrected that for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 8 November, 2011 Share Posted 8 November, 2011 There should be a reality show experiment that answers these questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 8 November, 2011 Share Posted 8 November, 2011 Well it cant have been the missionary position because missionaries hadnt been invented then. I imagine it would have been the old favourite, knock 'em out and bang them from whatever angle they're lying at. In fact, that still works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 13 November, 2011 Share Posted 13 November, 2011 I think the film 'Quest for fire' ca. 1980 is the definitive piece to answer your question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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