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I was watching the game today and I wondered whether the ticket office ask fans to purchase two seats if they are fat. Fortunately this hasn't been a problem to me so far.

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Definitely, was on the plane to Seattle and to Budapest in the last month and had a fat f*ck next to me both times who spilled on to my seat. Uncalled for.

 

Luckily, both times, I blagged a free upgrade so got moved, nice.

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If not they should. They should also only be given seats in the back row, to given them exercise by getting up the stairs to their seat and also to discourage them from going down at half time to feed their fat, vile faces with food they don't need.

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It makes sense - people are paying for the space they take up, not the chair itself surely? Therefore people who take up more space than one chair should need to pay for more than one space, no?

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had a bloke net to me a couple of weeks ago who needed to seats as he was so big. Everytime i stood up and he stood uo when we went to sit back down i couodnt get my seat down as he was too big! Also had to sit the entire game on an angle on only half a seat so yes they bloody should!

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They should also get a lower baggage allowance, or I should get a bigger one.

 

Little old me AND my suitcase didn't weigh as much as the woman sat next to me when I flew back to Dubai a few weeks ago.

 

We had to lift the arm rests so that she could sit down!!

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Stick them near the away fans - blocks 1-3 should be able to hold a couple- break their spirits. No different from watching a game with restricted viewing - with some additional heavy breathing thrown in.

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I was watching the game today and I wondered whether the ticket office ask fans to purchase two seats if they are fat. Fortunately this hasn't been a problem to me so far.

 

Are you thinking of buying Alpine a birthday present? :rolleyes:

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Little old me AND my suitcase didn't weigh as much as the woman sat next to me when I flew back to Dubai a few weeks ago.

 

We had to lift the arm rests so that she could sit down!!

 

At least you had a nice comfy warm pillow in exchange.

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Why not just make people alternate? Fat bloke thin bloke fat bloke thin bloke..you get the gist..that way no issue each pair takes up the space of two "normal" sized people.

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I'm fat as a house, but luckily fit on one seat. I have to sit front row though, as I have a massive knob. P.s. I'm killing all you fattists, one by one, with my bucket of KFC. (once I've stripped said contents of secret herbs and spices and chicken.

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Why not just make people alternate? Fat bloke thin bloke fat bloke thin bloke..you get the gist..that way no issue each pair takes up the space of two "normal" sized people.

 

Well, I did take your Mum to the last game.

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Definitely, was on the plane to Seattle and to Budapest in the last month and had a fat f*ck next to me both times who spilled on to my seat. Uncalled for.

 

Luckily, both times, I blagged a free upgrade so got moved, nice.

 

Sorry, i'm only this fat because you're mum bakes me a cake every time i make her orgasm, i'll try to keep it down to two a night from now on, can't speak for the other's though.

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I would have thought that the PC brigade in the UK would have outlawed the term "fat" by now, and replaced it with something like "abundantly proportioned".

Adiposely challenged?

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If i'm not standing at a game, it is quite uncomfortable - mostly because i'm 6'5" but also because I do carry a bit of extra meat on my bones. I fit on my seat just fine, it's more not having any leg room which annoys me.

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thats why i bought a isle season tic half stands in my place other in isle .

When translated I think you mean :

"That's why I bought a season ticket next to the aisle, in order that I can stand half in and half out !"

Is this correct ??

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Well, I did take your Mum to the last game.

 

yeah but being so tight you made her go dutch and you were eyeing up all the blokes around you. She said you were a crap date.

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When translated I think you mean :

"That's why I bought a season ticket next to the aisle, in order that I can stand half in and half out !"

Is this correct ??[/QUOaT sorry c@@t chops / would you correct me face to face . if so time place waiting

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There must be a plimsole line of seats that escape television coverage. My proposal would be the place all aesthetically abnormal supporters behind this line. Fatties, gingers etc. This would then improve our image and at the same time allow abnormal types the comfort of knowing they are not embarrassing both themselves and the club.

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yeah but being so tight you made her go dutch and you were eyeing up all the blokes around you. She said you were a crap date.

 

I did make her pay her way, but she was anything but tight - those other blokes can vouch for that.

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I did make her pay her way, but she was anything but tight - those other blokes can vouch for that.

 

She felt tight to me. Maybe your c**k is smaller than mine.............

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