The Batchelor

[John Boy Saint]

My Wife and Daughters have stumbled back into this sho!te of an excuse for a TV show on Channel 5: a tart of a rugby player deciding which of 3 munters will be a long term date.

 

Anyone elses other halves letting themselves down?

[CB Saint]

Actually my missus is going in the other direction. couple of weeks ago she declared that she was giving up eastenders because it was gash., like i haven't been telling her that for 15 years.

 

All i have to do now is to cure her of relocation, relocation and back to the country and i will have reclaimed the tv