Weston Super Saint Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 I don't usually do these, because lunch is a rarity for me - don't worry though because I make up for it at dinner Today I shall be paying a visit to my very pregnant sister, and we shall have soup, crusty bread and cheese. How French is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 I have currently consumed: 1 turkey sandwich 1 cheese string 2 dairylea cheese strings 1 pack of smoky bacon crisps 1 pepperami 1 pack of thai sweet chilli crisps 1 pork pie with mustard 1 sausage roll 1 blue ribbon chocolate bar 1 can of coke 1 cup of tea 1 red bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 A baguette with Dijon mustard, Époisses cheese and some foie gras. Im a tw at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 I have currently consumed: 1 turkey sandwich 1 cheese string 2 dairylea cheese strings 1 pack of smoky bacon crisps 1 pepperami 1 pack of thai sweet chilli crisps 1 pork pie with mustard 1 sausage roll 1 blue ribbon chocolate bar 1 can of coke 1 cup of tea 1 red bull You're gonna grow up to be one fat c::nt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 I shall be having an avocado and bacon salad...with a bag of French Fries... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 You're gonna grow up to be one fat c::nt... Meh, that's a long way off. I'm currently a skinny c**t and enjoying the life of high metabolism whilst it lasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 I shall be having an avocado and bacon salad...with a bag of French Fries... .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 chips. I had a salad for my meal last night and I am now very weak and nearly dying so need lots of fatty stodgy food to replenish my energy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Meh, that's a long way off. I'm currently a skinny c**t and enjoying the life of high metabolism whilst it lasts. Well here speaks the voice of experience of being a skinny c::nt... Then being a skinny c::nt with a beer gut and mewbs...which ain't a good look... Now i drink green tea and eat things like salads and fish in an effort to not be a skinny c::nt with mewbs... Is that what you want? Cos that's what'll 'appen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 .. Nothing untoward going on here...move along please...move along... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Then being a skinny c::nt with a beer gut and mewbs...which ain't a good look... Are you me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Well here speaks the voice of experience of being a skinny c::nt... Then being a skinny c::nt with a beer gut and mewbs...which ain't a good look... Now i drink green tea and eat things like salads and fish in an effort to not be a skinny c::nt with mewbs... Is that what you want? Cos that's what'll 'appen... I do drink beer in excess quite regularly n' all.... but shhhhhh I don't wanna think about all that just yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Are you me? Or me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 1 turkey sandwich 1 pork pie with mustard 1 cheese string 1 gingster chicken slice 1 chocolate 1 lucozade 5 cigarettes 1 sausage roll 1 large pack of kettle chips - still going through them 1 can of coke You realise cigarettes are meant for smoking right Shane? not eating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Are you me? Only at the weekends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 I do drink beer in excess quite regularly n' all.... but shhhhhh I don't wanna think about all that just yet! Nobody ever said anything about giving up on beer...good god don't ever do that... Drinking beer is what seperates us from the animals...and homosexuals... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Meh, that's a long way off. I'm currently a skinny c**t and enjoying the life of high metabolism whilst it lasts. Use that energy to learn to cook so you can cook decent stuff in the future when you need to be careful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints_is_the_south Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 (edited) Packet of ready salted crisps. Had scrambled egg on toast earlier also. Saving space for plenty of beer later tho Edited 28 October, 2008 by saints_is_the_south Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Baked beans on toast with two poached eggs on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Baked beans on toast with two poached eggs on top. Pancake hopes you will eat some humble pie if not too full Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Pancake hopes you will eat some humble pie if not too full If there is a need to feel humble, usually I make that transition. Currently I think there isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 You're not far off. I already have slight mewbs and slight gut, Its nice! The fondling yourself while closing your eyes thinking of a girl stage wears off after about a month. You will soon look at yourself with your mewbs and belly thinking, if I tuck my d!ck between my legs I could be a pregnant girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Post-it note Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Bring on the trumpets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Scotty and Shane - I note similarities in your lunch objects - does your Mum make your lunch boxes up for you both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Scotty and Shane - I note similarities in your lunch objects - does your Mum make your lunch boxes up for you both? Of course she f**king does. It's what Mum's are for ffs!! I go to the shop and add extras to the lunch box everyday though as the silly bint doesn't give me enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 I go to the shop and add extras to the lunch box everyday though as the silly bint doesn't give me enough! Thats strange, she always gives me enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Thats strange, she always gives me enough... You poor, poor man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Of course she f**king does. It's what Mum's are for ffs!! I go to the shop and add extras to the lunch box everyday though as the silly bint doesn't give me enough! She'll be able to put the milk from your mewbs in there as well soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 October, 2008 Share Posted 28 October, 2008 Bitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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