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I have currently consumed:

 

1 turkey sandwich

1 cheese string

2 dairylea cheese strings

1 pack of smoky bacon crisps

1 pepperami

1 pack of thai sweet chilli crisps

1 pork pie with mustard

1 sausage roll

1 blue ribbon chocolate bar

 

1 can of coke

1 cup of tea

1 red bull

 

You're gonna grow up to be one fat c::nt...

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Meh, that's a long way off. I'm currently a skinny c**t and enjoying the life of high metabolism whilst it lasts.

 

Well here speaks the voice of experience of being a skinny c::nt...

 

Then being a skinny c::nt with a beer gut and mewbs...which ain't a good look...

 

Now i drink green tea and eat things like salads and fish in an effort to not be a skinny c::nt with mewbs...

 

Is that what you want? Cos that's what'll 'appen...

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Well here speaks the voice of experience of being a skinny c::nt...

 

Then being a skinny c::nt with a beer gut and mewbs...which ain't a good look...

 

Now i drink green tea and eat things like salads and fish in an effort to not be a skinny c::nt with mewbs...

 

Is that what you want? Cos that's what'll 'appen...

I do drink beer in excess quite regularly n' all....

 

 

but shhhhhh I don't wanna think about all that just yet! :D

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I do drink beer in excess quite regularly n' all....

 

 

but shhhhhh I don't wanna think about all that just yet! :D

 

Nobody ever said anything about giving up on beer...good god don't ever do that...

 

Drinking beer is what seperates us from the animals...and homosexuals...

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