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I don't usually do these, because lunch is a rarity for me - don't worry though because I make up for it at dinner :D

 

Today I shall be paying a visit to my very pregnant sister, and we shall have soup, crusty bread and cheese.

 

How French is that?

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I have currently consumed:

 

1 turkey sandwich

1 cheese string

2 dairylea cheese strings

1 pack of smoky bacon crisps

1 pepperami

1 pack of thai sweet chilli crisps

1 pork pie with mustard

1 sausage roll

1 blue ribbon chocolate bar

 

1 can of coke

1 cup of tea

1 red bull

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I have currently consumed:

 

1 turkey sandwich

1 cheese string

2 dairylea cheese strings

1 pack of smoky bacon crisps

1 pepperami

1 pack of thai sweet chilli crisps

1 pork pie with mustard

1 sausage roll

1 blue ribbon chocolate bar

 

1 can of coke

1 cup of tea

1 red bull

 

You're gonna grow up to be one fat c::nt...

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chips.

 

I had a salad for my meal last night and I am now very weak and nearly dying so need lots of fatty stodgy food to replenish my energy.

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Meh, that's a long way off. I'm currently a skinny c**t and enjoying the life of high metabolism whilst it lasts.

 

Well here speaks the voice of experience of being a skinny c::nt...

 

Then being a skinny c::nt with a beer gut and mewbs...which ain't a good look...

 

Now i drink green tea and eat things like salads and fish in an effort to not be a skinny c::nt with mewbs...

 

Is that what you want? Cos that's what'll 'appen...

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Well here speaks the voice of experience of being a skinny c::nt...

 

Then being a skinny c::nt with a beer gut and mewbs...which ain't a good look...

 

Now i drink green tea and eat things like salads and fish in an effort to not be a skinny c::nt with mewbs...

 

Is that what you want? Cos that's what'll 'appen...

I do drink beer in excess quite regularly n' all....

 

 

but shhhhhh I don't wanna think about all that just yet! :D

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1 turkey sandwich

1 pork pie with mustard

1 cheese string

1 gingster chicken slice

1 chocolate

1 lucozade

5 cigarettes

1 sausage roll

1 large pack of kettle chips - still going through them

1 can of coke

 

You realise cigarettes are meant for smoking right Shane? not eating!

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I do drink beer in excess quite regularly n' all....

 

 

but shhhhhh I don't wanna think about all that just yet! :D

 

Nobody ever said anything about giving up on beer...good god don't ever do that...

 

Drinking beer is what seperates us from the animals...and homosexuals...

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Meh, that's a long way off. I'm currently a skinny c**t and enjoying the life of high metabolism whilst it lasts.

 

Use that energy to learn to cook so you can cook decent stuff in the future when you need to be careful!

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You're not far off. I already have slight mewbs and slight gut, Its nice!

 

The fondling yourself while closing your eyes thinking of a girl stage wears off after about a month.

 

You will soon look at yourself with your mewbs and belly thinking, if I tuck my d!ck between my legs I could be a pregnant girl!

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Scotty and Shane - I note similarities in your lunch objects - does your Mum make your lunch boxes up for you both?

Of course she f**king does. It's what Mum's are for ffs!!

 

I go to the shop and add extras to the lunch box everyday though as the silly bint doesn't give me enough!

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Of course she f**king does. It's what Mum's are for ffs!!

 

I go to the shop and add extras to the lunch box everyday though as the silly bint doesn't give me enough!

 

She'll be able to put the milk from your mewbs in there as well soon...

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