1976_Child Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Simple question really. Lads, if you could have either a nice pair of tits or a tight little pussy for a day which would it be, and why. I should point out that if you go for the vag then you have to surrender your willy for the day. For me, has to be a vag. Would love to finger it all day.
Colinjb Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 If I could specify the size of the boobs, those.
Marsdinho Posted 20 October, 2011 Posted 20 October, 2011 Would it have to smell like a fishmongers dustbin.
scotty Posted 20 October, 2011 Posted 20 October, 2011 Would it have to smell like a fishmongers dustbin. In my experience, yes.
SNSUN Posted 25 October, 2011 Posted 25 October, 2011 An under-replied to subject. Could I keep my winkle, or would I have have to substitute it for the Vag? If I could keep my winkle, and make it interlock with the vag, then I would choose that. If not, then big boobs please - then I'd whack the old dress on, bang on a blonde wig, and pop off to Soho.
Draino76 Posted 25 October, 2011 Posted 25 October, 2011 I'd definately go for a vag. Lord yes, I have hung out of a few in my time, but I would spend all day stuffing different objects up it; to see what works and what doesn't.
keithd Posted 25 October, 2011 Posted 25 October, 2011 I'd definately go for a vag. Lord yes, I have hung out of a few in my time, but I would spend all day stuffing different objects up it; to see what works and what doesn't. until you replicate the image on your avatar?
miserableoldgit Posted 25 October, 2011 Posted 25 October, 2011 It is the high level of mature intellectual discussion that keeps me coming back to this forum day after day.
CB Saint Posted 25 October, 2011 Posted 25 October, 2011 A pair of tits and a vag... sounds like you have described some of the people I work with. So to answer the OP, I would rather have neither but am cursed with both on a daily basis
saint_stevo Posted 30 October, 2011 Posted 30 October, 2011 Vajeen for me, would binge finger the shid outa it
Wade Garrett Posted 30 October, 2011 Posted 30 October, 2011 For me, anyone who says ladygarden would secretly like to be ****ged by a man. I don't have a hankering for either. I have a wife for all that stuff.
ericofarabia Posted 31 October, 2011 Posted 31 October, 2011 An under-replied to subject. Could I keep my winkle, or would I have have to substitute it for the Vag? If I could keep my winkle, and make it interlock with the vag, then I would choose that. If not, then big boobs please - then I'd whack the old dress on, bang on a blonde wig, and pop off to Soho. No change to your normal Friday Night Routine , except putting socks in a bra then.
Lord Duckhunter Posted 31 October, 2011 Posted 31 October, 2011 I would have to go for the Vag, as my Moobs mean I'll end up with both anyway.
Lighthouse Posted 31 October, 2011 Posted 31 October, 2011 I imagine tits are quite heavy and get in the way a lot, whereas a vag looks like useful storage space. Then again, I work with a complete vag and I don't really like him. Tough one...
scotty Posted 31 October, 2011 Posted 31 October, 2011 If I had to have one or the other for a day, I'd go for a cracking pair of tits just to see what its like talking to other blokes without having to bother with eye contact.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 21 November, 2011 Posted 21 November, 2011 Do we have to have the tits or vag in the traditional body area or can we choose? If we could choose then I would like a shaven vag just on my left inner forearm so I could get it out in the pub for the lads if there was a lull in conversation.
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