John Boy Saint Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Elvis works down our chip shop.................. and I ate him!
John Boy Saint Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 "Me and my mate just got the part for the Pantomime cow this Christmas down the Mayflower" "I keep telling him that practice makes perfect!!".
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Refusing to be outdone by Al Fayed, Cortese unveiled a statue of his great hero Shakin' Stevens... as he appears today.
SO16_Saint Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Ex Southampton Legend Matthew Le Tissier joins in the post match celebrations
SO16_Saint Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Fat man consumes the blokes head sitting behind him as he attempts to sit down
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Big Sams Disguise,fails to break down Saints super tactics!!
Secret Site Agent Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Where do you begin.... I could sheet better player than that lot. Look......
Secret Site Agent Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 The results of what happens when someone is arse licking and the recipiant stops suddenly.
Secret Site Agent Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Give me one against West Ham..... Two againts Reading...... Three against Pompey....now go Prem go.... But don't you, Step on Nicolas shoe's, you can do anything but don't step on Corteses' shoes. He'll knock you out Step on your face, Refuse you season ticket, Charge for your parking place, He'll lead us back to the promised land, But **** him off, and you'll be banned. Etc.
Secret Site Agent Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 The guy in the black coat at the back is thinking: Wait a minute..... We're beating West Ham 1-0 We're top of the Championship, We have the top scorer in the league We sold an 18 year old with only 1 years League one experience for 15 million................ Are yes, there's fat Elvis with someone's head stuck up his arse. That confirms it, i'm definatly dreaming. Although why i'm next to this lady of ample proportions and not a naked Kelly Brook in this dream i'll never know.
Big Bad Bob Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 I am an uber fan, not only do I bleed the red and white I **** it too... or Little Boy - Ere dad, do you need me to pour any more KY jelly (or any other water based lubricant) on so you can find your pie he sat on??
Mr saint Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 The attendance had to be re-counted after Elvis shat out the 2 fans he'd swallowed before kick-off.
Saint Billy Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Saints fan decides to take suggestion seriously of "Stick your head up my a r s e" after complaining fellow fan infront is blocking his view
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Where do you begin.... New range of kids books out starring ex-Saints players: 1st edition - "Where's Shipperley?"
Lighthouse Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Just to clarify last night's attendance figures. 32,150 fans 32,152 seats HTH
Gingeletiss Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Refusing to be outdone by Al Fayed, Cortese unveiled a statue of his great hero Shakin' Stevens... as he appears today. Winner imo.
notnowcato Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Where do you begin.... Iain Dowie's son looks confused
CWD Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 The attendance had to be re-counted after Elvis shat out the 2 fans he'd swallowed before kick-off. Very good!
Liquidshokk Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 "20XL Home shirts now available in the megastore"
LostBoys Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Just to clarify last night's attendance figures. 32,150 fans 32,152 seats HTH
Lighthouse Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Iain Dowie's son looks confused I would be too if my mate shoved his head up Elvis' arse.
saintbletch Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Man wearing enormous, comic "Reclining and applauding Elvis in a Saints' shirt" hat, bends down to tie up his shoe laces.
Pompeyh8r Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 Listen mate, I cant hear a word you are sayin ' A little less conversation a little more action please'.
The9 Posted 19 October, 2011 Posted 19 October, 2011 "Sorry mate, I can't see your d1ck from here, either".
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