Nexstar Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Where do you begin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Elvis works down our chip shop.................. and I ate him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 The Human Centipede 3 - Football Fan Experiment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 "Me and my mate just got the part for the Pantomime cow this Christmas down the Mayflower" "I keep telling him that practice makes perfect!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Refusing to be outdone by Al Fayed, Cortese unveiled a statue of his great hero Shakin' Stevens... as he appears today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Ex Southampton Legend Matthew Le Tissier joins in the post match celebrations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Fat man consumes the blokes head sitting behind him as he attempts to sit down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Big Sams Disguise,fails to break down Saints super tactics!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Where do you begin.... I could sheet better player than that lot. Look...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 The results of what happens when someone is arse licking and the recipiant stops suddenly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Give me one against West Ham..... Two againts Reading...... Three against Pompey....now go Prem go.... But don't you, Step on Nicolas shoe's, you can do anything but don't step on Corteses' shoes. He'll knock you out Step on your face, Refuse you season ticket, Charge for your parking place, He'll lead us back to the promised land, But **** him off, and you'll be banned. Etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 The guy in the black coat at the back is thinking: Wait a minute..... We're beating West Ham 1-0 We're top of the Championship, We have the top scorer in the league We sold an 18 year old with only 1 years League one experience for 15 million................ Are yes, there's fat Elvis with someone's head stuck up his arse. That confirms it, i'm definatly dreaming. Although why i'm next to this lady of ample proportions and not a naked Kelly Brook in this dream i'll never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 I am an uber fan, not only do I bleed the red and white I **** it too... or Little Boy - Ere dad, do you need me to pour any more KY jelly (or any other water based lubricant) on so you can find your pie he sat on?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr saint Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 The attendance had to be re-counted after Elvis shat out the 2 fans he'd swallowed before kick-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Saints fan decides to take suggestion seriously of "Stick your head up my a r s e" after complaining fellow fan infront is blocking his view Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Where do you begin.... New range of kids books out starring ex-Saints players: 1st edition - "Where's Shipperley?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Just to clarify last night's attendance figures. 32,150 fans 32,152 seats HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Refusing to be outdone by Al Fayed, Cortese unveiled a statue of his great hero Shakin' Stevens... as he appears today. Winner imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Where do you begin.... Iain Dowie's son looks confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWD Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 The attendance had to be re-counted after Elvis shat out the 2 fans he'd swallowed before kick-off. Very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Stu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 "20XL Home shirts now available in the megastore" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostBoys Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Just to clarify last night's attendance figures. 32,150 fans 32,152 seats HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Iain Dowie's son looks confused I would be too if my mate shoved his head up Elvis' arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Man wearing enormous, comic "Reclining and applauding Elvis in a Saints' shirt" hat, bends down to tie up his shoe laces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 "Aaaaaah my glasses are melting!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeyh8r Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 Listen mate, I cant hear a word you are sayin ' A little less conversation a little more action please'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 19 October, 2011 Share Posted 19 October, 2011 "Sorry mate, I can't see your d1ck from here, either". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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