Turkish Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 I've owned a pair of these for a while and use them at every game but they are starting to look a little bit worn out and dirty. It's a real battle to drink my half time beer and eat my burger wearing them and as a result they have a few tomato ketchup and beer stains on them. I've also noticed that the A and the I in Saints have started to fade a little. Does anyone know of any tips for maintaining foam hands? I'd be grateful if anyone can pass on any tips as it really is starting to become a little bit embarrassing having dirty and worn out looking foam hands.
Spudders Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 You need to get some foam gloves to put them in!
CFSFC Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 I was about to reply with excessive abuse then noticed who the poster was. I lol anyway.
Joensuu Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 I'm not sure which is worse, foam hands on anyone over 10, or Turkish's pitiful attempts at trolling.
doddisalegend Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 Clearly dirty foam hands are the sign of an uber fan......... wear them with pride turkish if only there were more fans like you at SMS every week it might improve the atmosphere. Do you apply your face paint before or after you put your foam hands on?
Viking Warrior Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 I thought there was a thread about using foam hands and that they are racist.I could be wrong . Get some airfix paint and referesh the writing turkish
sambosa75 Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 I've owned a pair of these for a while and use them at every game but they are starting to look a little bit worn out and dirty. It's a real battle to drink my half time beer and eat my burger wearing them and as a result they have a few tomato ketchup and beer stains on them. I've also noticed that the A and the I in Saints have started to fade a little. Does anyone know of any tips for maintaining foam hands? I'd be grateful if anyone can pass on any tips as it really is starting to become a little bit embarrassing having dirty and worn out looking foam hands. As you turn up to every game already in colours, jesters hat and face paint, don't you think the foam hand is a tad too much?
Patrick Bateman Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 I've owned a pair of these for a while and use them at every game but they are starting to look a little bit worn out and dirty. It's a real battle to drink my half time beer and eat my burger wearing them and as a result they have a few tomato ketchup and beer stains on them. I've also noticed that the A and the I in Saints have started to fade a little. Does anyone know of any tips for maintaining foam hands? I'd be grateful if anyone can pass on any tips as it really is starting to become a little bit embarrassing having dirty and worn out looking foam hands. I washed mine and all the letters came off, so I took them back and got a refund. I bought a jester hat instead.
Fan The Flames Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 Try w@nking a horse with them on, it really brought my brothers up a treat.
manji Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 Anyone wearing facepaint,jesters hats,wigs etc is clearly a knobber but I am developing a hatred of anyone wearing a football shirt with a long-sleeved t-shirt or even a hoodie underneath.
The Cat Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 Anyone wearing facepaint,jesters hats,wigs etc is clearly a knobber but I am developing a hatred of anyone wearing a football shirt with a long-sleeved t-shirt or even a hoodie underneath. Completely agree with the hoodies thing. I was always under the impression your t shirt goes under your jumper. What next? Legions of saints fans wearing SFC boxers over the top of their jeans? As for foam hands, I get slightly irritated with mine because I have to keep taking them off to bang on the backboards when we all sing that genius song about Cortese. Keeping the hands on muffles the sound too much and the song doesn't sound so good.
Charlie Wayman Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 I've owned a pair of these for a while and use them at every game but they are starting to look a little bit worn out and dirty. It's a real battle to drink my half time beer and eat my burger wearing them and as a result they have a few tomato ketchup and beer stains on them. I've also noticed that the A and the I in Saints have started to fade a little. Does anyone know of any tips for maintaining foam hands? I'd be grateful if anyone can pass on any tips as it really is starting to become a little bit embarrassing having dirty and worn out looking foam hands. Is this your main hobby?
dune Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 What colour are your foam hands? Mine are brown on one side and pink on the other because I like to stand out in the crowd. I expect Turkish's are boring red.
Faz Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 You could try "pimping" them up with spray paint. Depending upon the quality of the foam it cam have a very "artistic" effect. Are you "artistic" Mr Turkey?
dune Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 You could try "pimping" them up with spray paint. Depending upon the quality of the foam it cam have a very "artistic" effect. Are you "artistic" Mr Turkey? Autistic more likely.
alehouseboys Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 I find they are a right c*nt for getting loose change out of your pocket and don't get me started on trying to hold my halftime pint. Think I might just wear the one at future games.
sandwichsaint Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 Completely agree with the hoodies thing. I was always under the impression your t shirt goes under your jumper. What next? Legions of saints fans wearing SFC boxers over the top of their jeans? As for foam hands, I get slightly irritated with mine because I have to keep taking them off to bang on the backboards when we all sing that genius song about Cortese. Keeping the hands on muffles the sound too much and the song doesn't sound so good. On a slight tangent, I didn't notice any backboard-banging at the recent Birmingham game? Please tell me this is a permanent improvement around the back of Blocks 38-37-36, or I did I just get lucky on that day???
alehouseboys Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 I find they are a right c*nt for getting loose change out of your pocket and don't get me started on trying to hold my halftime pint. Think I might just wear the one at future games.
Wurzel Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 Foam hands Pah so last year Deely boppers in team colours are the way forward
Wes Tender Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 Just as a matter of interest, do you take them off when you're pleasuring yourself? Or are there really only beer and tomato stains on them?
The Cat Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 Just as a matter of interest, do you take them off when you're pleasuring yourself? Or are there really only beer and tomato stains on them? The only time he takes them off is when he's rucking with the away fans outside the ground.
100%Red&White Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 Great thread, Stu. Think it's Del not Boris tbf. Great thread though as you say - can't believe they're still allowed in English grounds, one sudden movement and they could have someone's eye out. BTF - Ban The Foam.
doddisalegend Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 The only time he takes them off is when he's rucking with the away fans outside the ground. Would be far funnier if he kept them on though......." Cummmm on then d'yaaa want summmmmm? of my gaint foam hands you c*ntttttttt"
Avenue Saint Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 The only time he takes them off is when he's rucking with the away fans outside the ground. our fat Jim, beer gut cyber warrior, imaginary internet persona turdish?? rucking with away fans??? lol...
Jimmy Gabriel's Halo Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 I'll bet your mum makes you wear the right hand one in bed at night too.
Turkish Posted 6 October, 2011 Author Posted 6 October, 2011 our fat Jim, beer gut cyber warrior, imaginary internet persona turdish?? rucking with away fans??? lol... LMFAO!! Turdish, LOL!!! That is genius Cul De Sac Saints. PMSL
Turkish Posted 6 October, 2011 Author Posted 6 October, 2011 I thought there was a thread about using foam hands and that they are racist.I could be wrong . Get some airfix paint and referesh the writing turkish I can confirm that i have never used my foam hands to give anyone the thumbs down and have dyed them white, black, yellow and brown and put a turban on one of the thumbs so they represent all ethnic groups and religions in our wonderful city.
Crab Lungs Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 I can confirm that i have never used my foam hands to give anyone the thumbs down and have dyed them white, black, yellow and brown and put a turban on one of the thumbs so they represent all ethnic groups and religions in our wonderful city.
Turkish Posted 6 October, 2011 Author Posted 6 October, 2011 WHy has this been moved FFS? It is a serious post.
Jonnyboy Posted 6 October, 2011 Posted 6 October, 2011 LMFAO!! Turdish, LOL!!! That is genius Cul De Sac Saints. PMSL I think you'll find I came up with that one, although Turkey is one I also like.
Turkish Posted 6 October, 2011 Author Posted 6 October, 2011 I think you'll find I came up with that one, although Turkey is one I also like. Stop it Jonnygirl, please!!! OMG, there goes another rib!!!! This place is so funny. Turkey, LMFAO!!! :lol::lol::lol:
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