New look Jodie Marsh

[Spudders]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2045097/Jodie-Marsh-shows-amazing-new-look-makes-bodybuilding-debut.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

 

what a mess

 

[Raging Bull]

She's often on the active channel showing off her fitness regime. Fair play to her on her dedecation though, that level off definition takes some serious commitment, however thats a little too much muscle for my likeing.

[saint.tom.clancy]

I would

[stu0x]

You can actually see the line on her neck where she changes from everyday-orange into show-brown. She looks like someone's swapped the heads on a pair of 'ethnically complementary' barbie dolls. Albeit ones that have been left on a radiator.

[SuperMikey]

She looks even more like a bloke now. F*cking hell.

[bridge too far]

Do you think it might be photo-shopped? Doesn't look real to me.

 

I don't like her, but if this is genuine you have to hand it to her. Whatever she decides to do (model, author, horserider, singer) she gives it her all. And, if you worship money, well there's your role model!

[sambosa75]

Have met her before and its actually quite a sound girl. Gets involved with the banter and gives as good as she gets. As someone else said, she seems to put her all in to whatever she decides to do and that should be commended. That said, for someone with a background in glamour modelling, I'd expect her to be able to apply fax tan a bit more effectively than she appears to in this pic.

[Jillyanne]

Have met her before and its actually quite a sound girl. Gets involved with the banter and gives as good as she gets. As someone else said, she seems to put her all in to whatever she decides to do and that should be commended. That said, for someone with a background in glamour modelling, I'd expect her to be able to apply fax tan a bit more effectively than she appears to in this pic.

 

Eh?

[Pugwash]

Seen some of the other pics. She's got some dodgy-looking protrusions in the groin area, like hernias.

[Lighthouse]

why do they black up?

 

I think she's always been a bit 'Ronseal' TBH.

[scotty]

christ almighty.

 

I couldnt. I just couldnt.

[Junior Mullet]

why do they black up?

 

So the light catches the 'cuts' better and generally shows off more definition and roundedness. I can't think of any serious body builder who doesnt do it.

 

BTW, I don't think she looks very muscly at all. She's more in the fitness category I guess and even then she's on the light-weight side. If she's serious about this she will look very different in 5 years time.

[SuperMikey]

I think the bronzing is also to hide tattoos etc, the pictures on the Daily Heil article show she's got a full-arm tattoo which doesn't show when she's all bronzed up.

[pilsburydoughboy]

She is just disgusting

[Hatch]

Do you think it might be photo-shopped? Doesn't look real to me.

 

I don't like her, but if this is genuine you have to hand it to her. Whatever she decides to do (model, author, horserider, singer) she gives it her all. And, if you worship money, well there's your role model!

 

You're thinking of that other slag, Jordan.

[Quickfire Double]

To steal a phrase from my boy whenever he's given something to eat that consists of less than 75% sugar:

 

"That's yucky!"

[Thedelldays]

Let's be honest. She is hideous

[sambosa75]

Eh?

 

Don't know why I typed that. Obviously meant fake tan!

[Trader]

Seen some of the other pics. She's got some dodgy-looking protrusions in the groin area, like hernias.

 

They're her newly installed ********.

[Dog]

Her fanny's like a ripped-out fire place.

[alpine_saint]

Her fanny's like a ripped-out fire place.

 

hehehe

[Saint-scooby]

Did they run out of kiwi boot polish, when they got to her neck. I guess she is happy with her look.

If I was getting my numbers up then yes, but in the cold light of day a big NO

[Jillyanne]

She is on 'This Morning' now and says they all wear the thick body tan because the studio lights make them look very 'light' and it aids muscle definition! It also cover tattoo's which apparently they get marked down for in competitions.

[Thedelldays]

just put it on jillyanne

 

she looks like a freak

and holly is calling her a role model...? ffs

[Dimond Geezer]

I'd sooner look at the pictures on the "Worst injuries" thread than the one above.

[FloridaMarlin]

Her fanny's like a ripped-out fire place.

 

I don't know. I would think with her muscle definition, she could pick up old sixpences off the floor with her m***e lips.

[Junior Mullet]

Interesting. Looks very odd, but I have seen they all do it. It's funny with her after the year of being orange.

 

She's very muscly in some places but not so much in the arms. Pretty impressive for the time though. Disgusting but impressive. Fake tits with it looks very odd too.

 

Most female bodybuilders do have fake ta tas and look ridiculous. This is because the fat in their natural love cushions is used up during the process. Most bodybuilders have ridiculously low body fat content.

[OVER THE HILL]

Even the nose looks muscular !

[Tokyo-Saint]

Have met her before and its actually quite a sound girl. Gets involved with the banter and gives as good as she gets. As someone else said, she seems to put her all in to whatever she decides to do and that should be commended. That said, for someone with a background in glamour modelling, I'd expect her to be able to apply fax tan a bit more effectively than she appears to in this pic.

 

You are 100% correct, whether it is getting implants, getting her tits out for the paparazzi or looking like a meat head bloke, she really throws her self in to it and gives 100%. Well done girl!

[Kev]

And oh no, it moves.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGdOU8NXhjQ]

[alpine_saint]

So, is she a lezza or is she straight ? She cant seem to make her mind up.

[gaz]

This thread has made me remember that I must finish off staining my patio decking before Winter.