1976_Child Posted 4 October, 2011 Share Posted 4 October, 2011 (edited) As most men will attest, giving one's arse crack a good hard scratching is not only, at times, a necessary activity but can also be highly pleasurable. Usually, when out-and-about, should the need arise, I provide scratching service to my arse through a layer of cotton briefs. Thus the finger never actually comes in contact with the anal sphincter. Consequently there is less confusion to by-standers and much less chance of arrest. However, in the confines of my own home - when the need is truly, itchingly justified - I will rip my trousers and underwear off and set to excavating the itch from my anus with a religious fervour. Now, here is the question I would like to put to fellow arse-scratchers: Do you find that the bum cheeks have a habit of accumulating a 'fog of stinkiness and clamminess' which is held betwixt the cheeks but yet not in the anal cavity itself? such that if you merely rub your index finger along the crease of your buttocks it reappears damp, smelly and clammy? Edited 4 October, 2011 by 1976_Child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 4 October, 2011 Share Posted 4 October, 2011 Posted after coming in from heavy night out or after getting up early before work?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 4 October, 2011 Share Posted 4 October, 2011 Try washing your arse more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 4 October, 2011 Share Posted 4 October, 2011 Epic thread. I agree to all of the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 4 October, 2011 Share Posted 4 October, 2011 Golden OP a mate who has comes from a family of fat rears has a set of baby wipes in every bathroom in the house, in case its too hot, sore or uncomfortable... i am told they CDAJ and i am considering investing in some baby wipes too to assist in my ''fog of stinkiness and clamminess'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timebomb Posted 4 October, 2011 Share Posted 4 October, 2011 All that scratching, sounds like you may have a fungal infection down there! Get down to the docs and show him your Gary Glitter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 4 October, 2011 Share Posted 4 October, 2011 I don't like the sensation of a wet arse crack, baby wipes aren't the way forward for me tbh. Wash regularly you dirty b*stard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 4 October, 2011 Share Posted 4 October, 2011 Wrong site for this nonsense methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 October, 2011 Share Posted 4 October, 2011 Don't chuck baby wipes down the pan, they can stick to the inside of your pipes, attracting other debris and may lead to a proper blockage. Same applies to paper kitchen towels and serviettes, much better to resort to torn up newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 4 October, 2011 Share Posted 4 October, 2011 As most men will attest, giving one's arse crack a good hard scratching is not only, at times, a necessary activity but can also be highly pleasurable. Usually, when out-and-about, should the need arise, I provide scratching service to my arse through a layer of cotton briefs. Thus the finger never actually comes in contact with the anal sphincter. Consequently there is less confusion to by-standers and much less chance of arrest. However, in the confines of my own home - when the need is truly, itchingly justified - I will rip my trousers and underwear off and set to excavating the itch from my anus with a religious fervour. Now, here is the question I would like to put to fellow arse-scratchers: Do you find that the bum cheeks have a habit of accumulating a 'fog of stinkiness and clamminess' which is held betwixt the cheeks but yet not in the anal cavity itself? such that if you merely rub your index finger along the crease of your buttocks it reappears damp, smelly and clammy? Bet your other half loves boiling the skidders off your y-fronts you dirty sod!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 5 October, 2011 Share Posted 5 October, 2011 If you had my roids the very thought of anything near your bunghole is too much to bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 7 October, 2011 Share Posted 7 October, 2011 Confucious say: 'He who go to bed with scratchy bottom, wakes up with smelly finger' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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