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Just been on soccerbase and Richard Chaplow only weighs 8st 9lb.

How can you function at that weight? Let alone play contact sport.

How does he stay in contact with the earth?

Get him down the pie bar.

 

Adkins out.

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I didn't think Weights were made by Players, and to be honest I feel a little concerned that our squad should be smoking such low-grade cigarettes. What next - Woodbines? Capstan Full Strength? I'd like to think they'd show a little class by going for St Moritz, or maybe Sobranie Black Russians. Sort it out Adkins FFS.

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I didn't think Weights were made by Players, and to be honest I feel a little concerned that our squad should be smoking such low-grade cigarettes. What next - Woodbines? Capstan Full Strength? I'd like to think they'd show a little class by going for St Moritz, or maybe Sobranie Black Russians. Sort it out Adkins FFS.

 

Weights were indeed made by Players. My Grandad used to smoke them occasionally when Mummerys and Whites were clean out of Woodbines

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Chaplow seemed to be tucking into a super size kebab last night quite nicely so I can imagine this morning he will weigh a bit more, on that note I saw Kelvin and Dan Harding with Chaplow and all 3 were happy to have a chat, said Adkins had organised for them to go out as a team last night with WAG's included all 3 said they are loving it!

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