Genk Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 Seeing as Jack has been turning in some quality performances for us and in my opinion our current best player, it's about time a decent song was thought up for him. Seeing as the Rickie song was thought up on here (I believe) let's get some ideas flowing for a Cork song and get it going at Watford on Saturday!
The9 Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 He likes short shorts Cork likes short shorts. That is all.
richardc Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 He plays on the left sometimes He plays on the right Jack cork Makes lallana look sh*te
scott_saints Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 We have a player who eats pork He likes to eat it with a fork He has a willy, and he is quite silly And his name is Jack Cork
Saint Stimp Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 Second thread I'm going to push this song on.. United used to sing it for Hargreaves and I thought it sounded pretty spiffy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj70mXG3E1M from 1:21 Der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der We love you Jack Cork, we love your floppy hair, Yes our boy Jack Cork, can score from anywhere, We love you Jack Cork, I want Bieber hair too... Weee love yooouu Jaaackk Cork...
keithd Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 Second thread I'm going to push this song on.. United used to sing it for Hargreaves and I thought it sounded pretty spiffy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj70mXG3E1M from 1:21 Der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der We love you Jack Cork, we love your floppy hair, Yes our boy Jack Cork, can score from anywhere, We love you Jack Cork, I want Bieber hair too... Weee love yooouu Jaaackk Cork... another example would have been WE used to sing it for Antti Niemi, rather than United!
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 another example would have been WE used to sing it for Antti Niemi, rather than United! And Michael Svennsson.
um pahars Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 another example would have been WE used to sing it for Antti Niemi, rather than United! Was the original sung by Rangers fans about Sandy Clark coming down from Airdrie???
Genk Posted 27 September, 2011 Author Posted 27 September, 2011 Second thread I'm going to push this song on.. United used to sing it for Hargreaves and I thought it sounded pretty spiffy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj70mXG3E1M from 1:21 Der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der der der der, der der der der der der We love you Jack Cork, we love your floppy hair, Yes our boy Jack Cork, can score from anywhere, We love you Jack Cork, I want Bieber hair too... Weee love yooouu Jaaackk Cork... I like the tune but perhaps some of the words could be tweaked? Not a fan of the bieber part
The9 Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 It's cack, Short Shorts is where it's at. Unless you're Jose Fonte.
Saint Stimp Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 It's cack, Short Shorts is where it's at. Unless you're Jose Fonte. Problem is, if Cork decides to put on a different pair of shorts, or accidentally picks up Fonte's your song becomes irrelevant. Ludicrous, in fact. Whereas the only way mine can be disputed is if Jack (god forbid) changes his hair cut, which will never happen. And, as I correctly pointed out earlier, we used to sing the tune for Niemi and Svensson, so the regulars will be all geared up, ready to sing their hearts out.
doc oli Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 He tweets in the day, He tweets in the niggght Jack Cork's Tweeting Make Barton's sound ****e sorry
ant Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 Jacky Corky, do do do do. You know it'll happen
The9 Posted 29 September, 2011 Posted 29 September, 2011 Problem is, if Cork decides to put on a different pair of shorts, or accidentally picks up Fonte's your song becomes irrelevant. Ludicrous, in fact. Whereas the only way mine can be disputed is if Jack (god forbid) changes his hair cut, which will never happen. And, as I correctly pointed out earlier, we used to sing the tune for Niemi and Svensson, so the regulars will be all geared up, ready to sing their hearts out. It is evident from the first 10 matches of the season that Jack's selection of short shorts is permanent, his hair, unlike his shorts, will need to be maintained on a regular basis. Also, his dad Alan is proper baldy, so your song will date quicker than the short shorts revival, which I hasten to add is captured nicely in Pro Evolution Soccer 2012 : Also, the shorts are numbered to prevent confusion, except at Barnsley, when Connolly had Dickson's shorts on and it messed a substitution right up. And who doesn't know the "short shorts" tune from that episode of the Simpsons ?
Saint Stimp Posted 29 September, 2011 Posted 29 September, 2011 It is evident from the first 10 matches of the season that Jack's selection of short shorts is permanent, his hair, unlike his shorts, will need to be maintained on a regular basis. Also, his dad Alan is proper baldy, so your song will date quicker than the short shorts revival, which I hasten to add is captured nicely in Pro Evolution Soccer 2012 : Also, the shorts are numbered to prevent confusion, except at Barnsley, when Connolly had Dickson's shorts on and it messed a substitution right up. And who doesn't know the "short shorts" tune from that episode of the Simpsons ? I find your argument against my shanty compelling but I can't agree that the short shorts song would be the lasting choice, given that the evidence comes from just 10 matches and what is, let's face it, a second rate computer game. Therefore I've come up with a third option which I'm sure we can both agree on. To the tune of bad boys: 'Jack Cork, Jack Cork, what ya gunna do, what ya gunna do when he scores past you?' And repeat. A solid gold hit.
saintbob40 Posted 29 September, 2011 Posted 29 September, 2011 Surely somebdoy with greater song writing skills than mine can do something with the Hokey Cokey ..... ....oh Corky, Corky, Corky.....oh Corky, Corky, Corky..... foot in, ball out La-la-na I guess that might be the easy bit though..
captain sensible Posted 30 September, 2011 Posted 30 September, 2011 Can anybody remember any terrace songs from the Dell in the 70's that could be adapted?
DS Posted 30 September, 2011 Posted 30 September, 2011 Can anybody remember any terrace songs from the Dell in the 70's that could be adapted? Shorts up Jack Cork?
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