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Went out with a load of essex boys/hos, fun night but didn't pull (how the f*ck is that even possible?), Saints got their arse handed to them and Maiders got knocked out of the FA Cup by they Womble bastards.

 

On the other hand, I only worked on Sunday night, so about 5/10 I guess :)

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Friday - Got hammered up the local.

Saturday - Went to Swansea, stopped on M4 by police, taken straight to ground, stood outside like a lemon waiting for turnstiles open, went inside, drunk watered down Carling, left just after half time, not allowed to leave stadium, not allowed back in stadium, sat outside smoking ciggies, escorted back on to M4, went home.

Sunday - Went to watch High School Musical, how gay.

Today - Half day then going to see Rhianna, Pink Anastacia, Leona Lewis, Dionne Warwick, Sugababes and some other fit birds sing. Gay, but fun.

 

1/10

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Friday - Got hammered up the local.

Saturday - Went to Swansea, stopped on M4 by police, taken straight to ground, stood outside like a lemon waiting for turnstiles open, went inside, drunk watered down Carling, left just after half time, not allowed to leave stadium, not allowed back in stadium, sat outside smoking ciggies, escorted back on to M4, went home.

Sunday - Went to watch High School Musical, how gay.

Today - Half day then going to see Rhianna, Pink Anastacia, Leona Lewis, Dionne Warwick, Sugababes and some other fit birds sing. Gay, but fun.

 

1/10

 

I wish i was you :rolleyes:

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Friday - Work until 7. Went home, had pizza, watch TV.

Saturday - Went to Swansea. Was one of few able to get to the pub! Got angry.

Sunday - Went to NFL at Wembley. Watched the mighty New Orleans Saints win. Got a bit drunk. Missed my train stop on the way home.

 

Rating: A weekend of two halves, but yesterday was so great 10/10

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Went to watch High School Musical - going to see Rhianna, Pink Anastacia, Leona Lewis, Dionne Warwick, Sugababes

 

You are either a teeny bopper 13 year old girl, or a fully blown fag! Having seen some of your previous comments re the gig your going to today, that I guess can be excused, but High School Musical?

 

That was the step over the hetro/homo line and my friend, you are now deemed firmly on the homo side of that line.

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Friday - Got hammered up the local.

Saturday - Went to Swansea, stopped on M4 by police, taken straight to ground, stood outside like a lemon waiting for turnstiles open, went inside, drunk watered down Carling, left just after half time, not allowed to leave stadium, not allowed back in stadium, sat outside smoking ciggies, escorted back on to M4, went home.

Sunday - Went to watch High School Musical, how gay.

Today - Half day then going to see Rhianna, Pink Anastacia, Leona Lewis, Dionne Warwick, Sugababes and some other fit birds sing. Gay, but fun.

 

1/10

 

I had a lousy weekend, but even mine was better than that.

 

4/10.

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I had a lousy weekend, but even mine was better than that.

 

4/10.

 

Me too, I've spent the weekend alternately coughing my lungs out of my body and pushing them back in with a nice bout of bronchitis.

 

At least I didn't go to Swansea.

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Fri - chilled went to Karaoke, had free drinks all night for singing and cos mate's the DJ got monged then aerobics

Sat - hung over, shopping & cooking followed by aerobics

Sun - stayed in bed until 7pm for more aerobics

Mon - need medical attention for my back...

 

9/10 would have been 10 but got upset by the fact that spuds got a win

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Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
Fri - chilled went to Karaoke, had free drinks all night for singing and cos mate's the DJ got monged then aerobics

Sat - hung over, shopping & cooking followed by aerobics

Sun - stayed in bed until 7pm for more aerobics

Mon - need medical attention for my back...

 

9/10 would have been 10 but got upset by the fact that spuds got a win

 

Doing it or watching it on satellite with these two (four?)?

 

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Doing it or watching it on satellite with these two (four?)?

 

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Well, as we aren't allowed to have Sex on the Beach any longer we just have hi-impact aerobic sessions so to speak.......

 

and no our naughty picture filter turns your pics into x's and when we try to go to the web it says "This site is blocked" you filthy infidel scum, (or the local translation of that I believe)

 

The current upgraded chick rates far more than a couple of x's

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You are either a teeny bopper 13 year old girl, or a fully blown fag! Having seen some of your previous comments re the gig your going to today, that I guess can be excused, but High School Musical?

 

That was the step over the hetro/homo line and my friend, you are now deemed firmly on the homo side of that line.

 

Or someone with a 9 year-old step-daughter?

 

I went to watch the recording of Divas II last night, apart from waiting outside in the cold for 2 hours, it was a very enjoyable night.

 

I have never seen so many fittehs wearing next to nothing in one place. Myleene Klass looked hot, although her tits seem to have dissapeared, which was dissapointing.

 

Leona Lewis looked hot and sang Snow Patrols 'Run' song, which was quality. Anastacia would get it, as would the sugababes, although they wore silly white dresses which made them look like heffers. Gabriella Cilmi looked hot, a good prospect in a couple of years time.

 

Some of the women in there were wearing the shortest dresses in the world, ever.

 

All in all, not a bad night out.

 

I wish I was me. x

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