saintscottofthenortham Posted 22 September, 2011 Posted 22 September, 2011 Isn't that just Turkish wearing a wig?
Dr Who? Posted 22 September, 2011 Posted 22 September, 2011 Where the **** did you find that? I wonder sometimes what people are searching to find the things they do!!!
Dr Who? Posted 22 September, 2011 Posted 22 September, 2011 Also I think they are censoring the wrong thing there!!
Dog Posted 22 September, 2011 Author Posted 22 September, 2011 Can people stop PM'ing me about the above picture!!! No, I do not have her phone number, nor do I know who she is. scotty sent it to me, I think she's his ex bird.
skintsaint Posted 22 September, 2011 Posted 22 September, 2011 ****ing hell..imagine waking up next to that...*shudders*
Saint-scooby Posted 22 September, 2011 Posted 22 September, 2011 /img832.imageshack.us/scottysbird.jpg click on the properties !!!!!
Colinjb Posted 22 September, 2011 Posted 22 September, 2011 Good lord, it's that look on her face..... just.... evil.....
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 22 September, 2011 Posted 22 September, 2011 What the **** is wrong with her face? She looks like she's been smacked in the face with a spade.
Huntingdon Posted 22 September, 2011 Posted 22 September, 2011 You horrible bastards Judging by her eyes, she's totally ratted, but other than that I'd be having a go at it
scotty Posted 22 September, 2011 Posted 22 September, 2011 If anybodys interested, she's apparently in the midlands. A mate from manchester sent me this link with the comment "I see youve signed a new centre half from derby county then. I'm surprised they let her go." I dont think the nose stud helps, tbh...and Huntingdon, theres plenty more where that came from if you cant contain yourself;)
scotty Posted 23 September, 2011 Posted 23 September, 2011 (edited) Ok, its time the truth came out. I photoshopped the one I sent Dog, it was one of a series of artistic portraits. I am ashamed. Heres the second in the series..... Edited 23 September, 2011 by scotty
Griffo Posted 23 September, 2011 Posted 23 September, 2011 Ok, its time the truth came out. I photoshopped the one I sent Dog, it was one of a series of artistic portraits. I am ashamed. Heres the second in the series..... :lol:
Jonnyboy Posted 23 September, 2011 Posted 23 September, 2011 by Keith? Is this the infamous made up woman who seduced and embarassed the owner of Saints Forever?
scotty Posted 23 September, 2011 Posted 23 September, 2011 by Keith? Is this the infamous made up woman who seduced and embarassed the owner of Saints Forever? You just believed she was made up Jonny. The proof is here for all to see
Huntingdon Posted 23 September, 2011 Posted 23 September, 2011 PMSL at Keith, that brings back very happy memories of S4E Can I delete my previous post mods? There's no chance of me having a go at that!
Jonnyboy Posted 23 September, 2011 Posted 23 September, 2011 You just believed she was made up Jonny. The proof is here for all to see I can see why he fell in love so easily!!
Smirking_Saint Posted 23 September, 2011 Posted 23 September, 2011 She never wears her saints colours in albert square, just listens to george micheal all the time.
Mr Tickle Posted 23 September, 2011 Posted 23 September, 2011 Can someone pm the Amy and Keith saga ? I heard all about it and would love to read it!
scotty Posted 24 September, 2011 Posted 24 September, 2011 Can someone pm the Amy and Keith saga ? I heard all about it and would love to read it! I dont think anyone can pmail you as a reg. user? The story was that Keith, the guy who ran saints forever, got duped by a wum calling "her"self Amy. This went on for some time and involved semi-pornographic pmails etc, and wound up with "Amy" agreeing to meet Keith at turnstile B or something for an assignation....at which point Keith was exposed as a bit of a tw*t. I'm a bit hazy on it, only went on that site a few times, but Turks can give you the full gory details. He's been stalking saints websites since the dawn of time
sotonjoe Posted 24 September, 2011 Posted 24 September, 2011 It was the fat, Spanish, semi-retard called Javi who was pretending to be Amy. To be fair to Keith, most of the Saints Forever users were jerking themselves off to Amy's profile pic, it's just that it was apparently only Keith who was willing to try and actually do the dirty with her.
Jonnyboy Posted 24 September, 2011 Posted 24 September, 2011 It was the fat, Spanish, semi-retard called Javi who was pretending to be Amy. To be fair to Keith, most of the Saints Forever users were jerking themselves off to Amy's profile pic, it's just that it was apparently only Keith who was willing to try and actually do the dirty with her. So "Amy" was a spanish lady friend of his?
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 24 September, 2011 Posted 24 September, 2011 i'd smash it ...with a hammer, Ted Bundy style.
Monk Posted 25 September, 2011 Posted 25 September, 2011 Rather shove my cock in a meat grinder than smash that.... proberbly would have the same result on my cock
John Boy Saint Posted 26 September, 2011 Posted 26 September, 2011 Just remember the words of Jim Bowen at about 9:30pm just as the beer goggles are coming into focus: "have a look at what you could have won!!"
This Charming Man Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 Keith & Amy... what a classic that was. Ha.
Turkish Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 Keith & Amy... what a classic that was. Ha. The best quote from that was when he said he'd "already had 4 tight trouser moments today from thinking of her"
dune Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 The best quote from that was when he said he'd "already had 4 tight trouser moments today from thinking of her" And in another he was fantasising about nailing her in the new forest and being caught by a rambler.
Turkish Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 And in another he was fantasising about nailing her in the new forest and being caught by a rambler. and when he was nailing her and they stopped whilst he was inside her and just cuddled.
scotty Posted 27 September, 2011 Posted 27 September, 2011 The best quote from that was when he said he'd "already had 4 tight trouser moments today from thinking of her" And in another he was fantasising about nailing her in the new forest and being caught by a rambler. and when he was nailing her and they stopped whilst he was inside her and just cuddled. Christ, you two must have taken a lot of this stuff well and truly on board, either that or youve got photographic memories
Turkish Posted 28 September, 2011 Posted 28 September, 2011 He also tried and failed with Kimlovesouthamptonfc. Worst username ever too. He tried it on with loads of birds on here. He took Georgie (who is quite attractive and out of his league BTW) out to a a Harvester and Bowling, you cant buy class FFS.
Junction 9 Posted 28 September, 2011 Posted 28 September, 2011 A lot of people confuse Keith and Amy with the "Mark loves Amy" thread which was completely different and better in many ways.
This Charming Man Posted 11 October, 2011 Posted 11 October, 2011 Whatever happened to superfan Javi? I'd imagine he's been sectioned.
ericofarabia Posted 11 October, 2011 Posted 11 October, 2011 I'd imagine he's been sectioned. B e careful what you say .... because he might keeeeellllll you!!
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