Best & Worst Smells

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Best: Would have to be either freshly cut grass or the smell of driving through the smoke of a nice rural bonfire.

 

Worst: When you smell your Wife's, Girlfriend's, Fiance etc's she-hite or Cat's chit. We have our litter tray positioned in our back lobby which is adjoined to our lounge. We leave the door ajar so the kitty's can get into the lobby to lay their logs. When the smell waft's through its frucking hideous. Especially if you have just sat down to tuck into a well deserved chinese takeaway.

 

Discuss

[Jillyanne]

Best - the seaside

Worst - hospitals

[PompeyLass]

Best - petrol, cut grass, when rain first falls after a particuarly long spell without any, bonfires, Issey Miyake for men.

 

Worst - our office toilets when someones taken a dump. Sick. Bad body odour.

[CabbageFace]

Best - *****

Worst - ****

[aids victim]

Best - 1st post of 3

Worst - 3rd post of 3

 

Well used posts again today.

 

Laters nigbums xx

[Scudamore]

Best - my farts

Worst - my farts

[bungle]

Best - Castrol R (speedway)

Worst - Probably my post kebab craps.

[TopGun]

Best - my farts

Worst - my farts

 

Quite glorious.

[Flyer]

Best - Bacon, freshly baked bread, women right out of the shower.

 

Worst - cart farts, the French.

[miserableoldgit]

Best - Castrol R (speedway)

Worst - Probably my post kebab craps.

Best :- For me it`s between this and patchoulli oil.

Worst :- Dog farts!

[Colinjb]

Best: Freshly baked Bread

 

Worst: The smell you get in pet food factories.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

Best: Freesia, Jasmine, musk oil, new babies after a bath.

 

Worst: Armpits, dog crap and farts, rancid meat.

[St Landrew]

Best - Castrol R (speedway)

Worst - Probably my post kebab craps.

 

Do they still lube the bike engines with it..?

[Dog]

Best = my next door neighbours knickers.

 

Worst = the knickers over the other fence.

[Al de Man]

I'm in the middle of replacing a telephone cable that's been chewed through by rats and I believe at least one of the rodents has died behind a wall. That's not too pleasant.

[scott_saints]

Best- Petrol, my farts, cut grass, rain on pavement that has been dry for a while, the smell of any food whilst p1ssed, seaside, play-doh.

 

Worst- Joop for men, other people's farts, body odour, a "clipped" cigarette, the smell of a bad hangover, clunges, pewp, dog breathe, sewerage.

[bridge too far]

I thought I'd decided my favourites when I started reading the thread and then saw so many others that I like equally. So at the risk of repeating a lot of the above:

 

Best:

 

New babies, newly cut grass, speedway, Imperial Leather soap, freesias

 

Worst:

 

Uncooked fish, poo, wet dog, B.O., musk

[Ponty]

Best: Petrol

Worst: Burnt electrics.

[Julian H. Cope]

Best - Fresh Coffee,Petrol,Fresh baked bread,bonfires,pipe tobacco

Worst - Cat Poo,Public Toilets,BO,Kouros

[Dog]

Best: Petrol

Worst: Burnt electrics.

 

Insurance claim?

[Cosham Scientist]

Pyridine is really bad.

 

And selenium compounds are too.

 

Castrol R is gooooood....

[Crab Lungs]

Dolce and Gabbana "The One"

 

Try it.

[saint boggy]

Best - Fresh Coffee,Petrol,Fresh baked bread,bonfires,pipe tobacco

Worst - Cat Poo,Public Toilets,BO,Kouros

 

all of the above, plus 1 addition to 'best' , and that is creosote.......

[Iowsaintsfan]

Best - Cut grass, Petrol, Castrol R, Coffee, Bread, Rain after no rain for along time, laughing gas

 

Worst - Festival loos, B.O., A fridge after its been off for a long time! Fresh Vomit!

[Ponty]

Best - Cut grass, Petrol, Castrol R, Coffee, Bread, Rain after no rain for along time, laughing gas

 

Worst - Festival loos, B.O., A fridge after its been off for a long time! Fresh Vomit!

 

No issues with stale vomit then?

[Ponty]

Also, how come people are making lists? Surely, by definition, there can only be one best and one worst smell.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

Also, how come people are making lists? Surely, by definition, there can only be one best and one worst smell.

 

[Ponty]

That was the 2nd pic on Google images under my name.

[saint_stevo]

Best- Freshly used condom

 

Worst- Old stale condom

[Al de Man]

Also, how come people are making lists? Surely, by definition, there can only be one best and one worst smell.

 

No, that would bestest and worstest smells.

[saintkiptanui]

Has to be the clunge for best

 

worst is butter, slime of the devil.

[Iowsaintsfan]

No issues with stale vomit then?

 

well surely it doesnt smell as much

[SuperMikey]

Best: Petrol

Worst: Burnt clutch. Reeks.

[Mao Cap]

Best: Burger vans

 

Worst: Old people's homes...suffocating odour of cabbage/death.

[SNSUN]

Best - I like lots of things, fresh paint, petrol, or the smell of my missus when she gets out of the shower

 

Worst - Let me put it this way, NEVER buy a parrot, not least the two that fly around my parent's house shytting all over everything.

[aids victim]

All the people who have said that BO is their least favourite smell need infractions, as they shouldn't attack him whether he does or doesn't have personal hygiene problems. Secondly, it's a bit racist isn't it.

 

Some people need to have a long hard look at themselves and ask themselves "do I like what I see" the answer will be no.

[Junction 9]

Best - Rain

 

Worst - Fear

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I woke myself and my Mrs up with the stench of one of my farts in the middle of the night last night.

 

FACT.

 

I thought it was one of the best smells ever, I was like a proud parent.

 

She wanted me to get out of bed and open a window.

 

There is a direct example of a contrast between how someone can deem a certain smell as their best and another person can deem that same smell as their worst!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Best - Petrol, Marker Pens, Paint, Tip-ex

 

Worst - Dead body

 

:confused:

 

Pretty sure I remember you saying you work in IT working in the Winch Uni.

 

So unless they have a new 'morgue' department, how frequently do you smell dead bodies?!?

[ST Randy]

May just be me but one of the nicest smells must be when you unzip a tent and stick your head out its even beeter in the summer if there has been a dew and the grass was recently cut.

 

Worst smells must be damp clothes

[saint boggy]

also , i love the smell of a new catalogue..(Grattan, Great Universal etc!)

 

and the electrical smell of a Scalextrix gun/hanset thingy......

[The King]

Best - Cigarette when I havent had one for a long time

Worst - Cigarette when im really hung over

[Scudamore]

I lit a match the other day as i lost my lighter...that is one fine toxic smell...

[SNSUN]

I walked past a KFC the other day, and even though I force myself not to go in these days, it was like the smell and grabbed me by the nostrils and was pulling me in. I didn't go in though, because the smell of a nearby Starbucks drew me into there instead.

[bridge too far]

Burger vans: Love the smell of frying onions but hate the smell of the burgers - they smell like BO.

[Jillyanne]

Burger vans: Love the smell of frying onions but hate the smell of the burgers - they smell like BO.

 

Racist!

[SNSUN]

I quite like the smell of BO. At least it can be killed with deoderant. Not like some smells. (My arse.)

[graemeread1234]

worst - when you fart in the bed and then you go under the covers for a smell. Thats not nice.

[Guest Hacienda]

My freshily bathed daughters is the best smell.

 

My youngest daughters foul nappies as she is cutting her back teeth are the worst smell known to mankind.

[SNSUN]

I farted for about six seconds the very first time I had sex with my missus.

 

I think the fact that not only did she run away but farted in return shows it is meant to be.:cool: