Saint in Paradise Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 Sperm bank refusing redhead donors, In a classic case of supply and demand, the world's largest sperm bank is no longer taking donation from redheads. Cryos in Denmark has reached its capacity of 70 litres of semen and a waiting list of 600 donors - so it can afford to pick and choose. Director Ole Schou told Danish newspaper Ekstrabladet: "There are too many redheads in relation to demand. http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/10294250 .
pap Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 Weird, as my missus always claims that redheads are dying out. Still, given her historical reliability in claims of any nature, I am happy to accept this new evidence.
Upwind Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 Them there travelling folk ain't helping their cause either - that's a lot of ginger on site. http://www.telegraph...iction-day.html
Saint_clark Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 F*cking hell, 70 litres of semen just from redheads.
sambosa75 Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 F*cking hell, 70 litres of semen just from redheads. Thats lunch.
pap Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 Thats lunch. Big actual lol! Very pleased not to have been quaffing coffee when I read this. Buying a new computer keyboard in a rush is never a good thing.
Jonnyboy Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 Surely its evidence that gingers are lonely w*nkers?
Itchen_block4 Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 F*cking hell, 70 litres of semen just from redheads. He must have testicles the size of space hoppers! He'll need a lot of mansize tissues when he has a ****.
pap Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 Surely its evidence that gingers are lonely w*nkers? You could certainly derive this from the evidence. However, non-gingers should shoulder some of the blame. Years of comparison with Ronald McDonald and Duracell batteries take their toll.
hamster Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 70 litres of.ginger would require a lot of whisky to thin it down to.drinking consistency, would still leave a nasty aftertaste on the palate though.
Deano6 Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 You could certainly derive this from the evidence. However, non-gingers should shoulder some of the blame. Years of comparison with Ronald McDonald and Duracell batteries take their toll. And tampons.
Smirking_Saint Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/photography/ginger-seal-shunned-by-peers
pap Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 I do find the whole ginger thing interesting. True story. My aunty got married to a Sotonian with a ginger father. For years, she avoided having kids because she was afraid that one of them would turn out to be a Ginge. She even had a name decided for a girl. Had she spawned a ginger daughter, her plan was to call her Kerry, so she could call her "Carrot" when my uncle wasn't around In the end, my cousins were both born with brown hair - so the plan was never implemented. My missus is ginge too. Neither of our kids are ginge, but unless they born uber-ginge, uber-pale and uber-freckly, I don't think I would have been that bothered. Personally, I think most ginger women are awesome, and the most beautiful ones are hauntingly beautiful, just like this ginge from True Blood :-
scotty Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 I do find the whole ginger thing interesting. True story. My aunty got married to a Sotonian with a ginger father. For years, she avoided having kids because she was afraid that one of them would turn out to be a Ginge. She even had a name decided for a girl. Had she spawned a ginger daughter, her plan was to call her Kerry, so she could call her "Carrot" when my uncle wasn't around In the end, my cousins were both born with brown hair - so the plan was never implemented. My missus is ginge too. Neither of our kids are ginge, but unless they born uber-ginge, uber-pale and uber-freckly, I don't think I would have been that bothered. Personally, I think most ginger women are awesome You'ld pretty much have to say that, wouldnt you
pap Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 You'ld pretty much have to say that, wouldnt you So you'd think, although the missus is quite secure with her gingerness, so it's not really a problem. She came into the office yesterday saying gingers should be given Disability Allowance on account of their low threshold to the sun's effects. Yes, I told her we live in England.
rocknrollman no2 Posted 19 September, 2011 Posted 19 September, 2011 Whats with all this anti ginger rubbish? Makes me laugh that most of the people who are against anyone whos remotely different tend to have something to hide themselfs. Its like when at football and you see a fat person shouting "You fat bas----" at a thin goalkeeper. Whos next? Blondes?Disabled?Mentally impaired?People without teeth?Non English? Theres a lot more to worry about in this world without trying to belittle people.
John Boy Saint Posted 26 September, 2011 Posted 26 September, 2011 Like everywhere the indigenous people of the land get diluted to the point of extinction. Like to have seen the maligning of Red Heads a good few centuries ago when most folks neighbours wore woad on their bodies and hair of flame red................. liked a damn good fight too.
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