Legod Third Coming Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 Well, I would, but the problem is it is only a part-time shop job because I am still a student and so on! You can't take time off in December , and they know I support Southampton unfortunately, so it would be far too obvious to pull a sicky! Not if you murdered your boss. Which would also creat a kerfuffle which might enable you to sneak away unspotted for a day or two... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 I'm going to put this out there now.. Does anyone on here have a season ticket who won't be going to Pompey away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 (edited) Geez, has Turkish been on this thread all day? Can't stop though, this middle-aged lady is off to football training. The good thing about Turkish is that you don't just have to rely on one post to get an accurate impression.. From Turks username to his own self-description, I have visions of Roland aka 'geezer' Erkan Mustafa out of Grange Hill. Edited 16 September, 2011 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dellgirl Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 All insults possible but pray we win ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 I'm going to put this out there now.. Does anyone on here have a season ticket who won't be going to Pompey away? Don't expect many people to answer yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 (edited) I'm going to put this out there now.. Does anyone on here have a season ticket who won't be going to Pompey away? If you don't ask, you don't get, suppose. Think it's one of the bigger injustices of allocation policy that ST holders get automatic priority over people who don't have a ST but nonetheless travel up and down the country (obviously the club's response is that they do nothing to fill the coffers). The membership system at least used to reward those supporters. Edited 16 September, 2011 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 What is the punishment for fans lighting flares in the ground anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintmatt Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 I'm going to put this out there now.. Does anyone on here have a season ticket who won't be going to Pompey away? I don't think just having a season ticket will be enough - it'll be season ticket + x away games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 If you don't ask, you don't get, suppose. Think it's one of the bigger injustices of allocation policy that ST holders get automatic priority over people who don't have a ST but nonetheless travel up and down the country (obviously the club's response is that they do nothing to fill the coffers). The membership system at least used to reward those supporters. I agree totally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 What is the punishment for fans lighting flares in the ground anyway? A scorched face. Self-inflicted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 What is the punishment for fans lighting flares in the ground anyway? Nothing if you're a United fan apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 From Turks username to his own self-description, I have visions of Roland aka 'geezer' Erkan Mustafa out of Grange Hill. Think more Jason statham in Snatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 Is it too early to say I'm looking for 3 (or 2) tickets? If any ST holders are feeling a bit chicken-licken at the sight of a 'skate' I will gladly make it worth their while to fd me their tkts. PM me, you know it makes sense, innitt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 I'm going to put this out there now.. Does anyone on here have a season ticket who won't be going to Pompey away? They'll initially hype up the demand and make it st plus x aways and then it'll go to just st's and then it'll go to general sale. Always has done and it will this time especially with it being on tv. Families/old fans just don't bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 Think more Jason statham in Snatch D ya like dags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 They'll initially hype up the demand and make it st plus x aways and then it'll go to just st's and then it'll go to general sale. Always has done and it will this time especially with it being on tv. Families/old fans just don't bother. I'll wager you a pie it doesn't go past ST holders (would love to be proved wrong though!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graffito Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 I'll wager you a pie it doesn't go past ST holders (would love to be proved wrong though!) It did go past season ticket holders on the two most recent occasions we played down there. I know because I went to both and I wasn't a season ticket holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 It did go past season ticket holders on the two most recent occasions we played down there. I know because I went to both and I wasn't a season ticket holder. It'll go past Season ticket holders, a lot wont go away anyway. Alot will be happy to watch it on the box and a lot will be too scared to go. fFS people were scared to go to Millwall at home, how will they cope with Pompey away?! The less divs the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfc4prem Posted 16 September, 2011 Share Posted 16 September, 2011 I'm going if possible, and I'll take a couple of flares (they're yellow) :/. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick1976.4.38 Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 not a st holder but go away more than home cos the crack is better,plz give us a ticket for the skates in dec any st holders who wont/cant go.i thank you well in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 I'll be there with my red flare, inflateable fish and voice box nice and tuned. Can't wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFSFC Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 last season our away avaearage was about 1600 and we seldom had below 1000, only 500 Oldham (evening game), 600 Hartlepool and 900 Carlisle I would have thought felll below that level. Our average would have been higher had it not been for the large number of midweek away games and the restricted capacities or allocations we were given eg Brighton 900 tickets, Bournemouth 1200(when Brighton were given 2,300) We have already had a great turn at Leicester 2682 and the 1200 at Ipswich for a midweek game was pretty good You only get the Hardcore of around 1000 to most northern games, but for games in the midlands out turnouts are improving around 2,200 at Notts Co. last year 200 0 at Walsall year before, and we had nearly 2000 at Leeds a couple of years ago. So we are not quite up with the big boys but our away support has got better in the last couple of seasons and I would expect our avarage to be around 1,800 at end of the season helped by good turn outs at Reading, P8mpey, Brighton, Palace, Watford and Bristol City 3000 at leeds. Other than that agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFSFC Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 Please no nerds/idiots. If you are one of the those, buy yourself a dark polo and jeans and dump a cap on. Inflatable fish = gayer than barrymore Flares = yes Women = no ( dont care if you've done every game stay at home and prepare food for the returning southampton soldiers ) Kids = Like alton towers, we need a height restriction. Shirts = Not at pompey Flasks = No ( unless you intend on lobbing it at skates fans or players ) Food = Nothing to be brought in the ground, money to those c*nts. If you know someone harder than you give him your ticket. Now lets get stuck in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_TOAST Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 Please no nerds/idiots. If you are one of the those, buy yourself a dark polo and jeans and dump a cap on. Inflatable fish = gayer than barrymore Flares = yes Women = no ( dont care if you've done every game stay at home and prepare food for the returning southampton soldiers ) Kids = Like alton towers, we need a height restriction. Shirts = Not at pompey Flasks = No ( unless you intend on lobbing it at skates fans or players ) Food = Nothing to be brought in the ground, money to those c*nts. If you know someone harder than you give him your ticket. Now lets get stuck in. haha quality. the man speaketh the truth though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank's cousin Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 LOL at the ignorance of those determined to slag off fellow fans as they want to justify why they deserve a ticket more for a particular game... If you want priority get and ST. Cant afford it? cut down on the booze. I am sure all those 'hard men proper fans' spend more than £11.53 a week on beer, which would buy you a £600 ST.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFSFC Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 LOL at the ignorance of those determined to slag off fellow fans as they want to justify why they deserve a ticket more for a particular game... If you want priority get and ST. Cant afford it? cut down on the booze. I am sure all those 'hard men proper fans' spend more than £11.53 a week on beer' date=' which would buy you a £600 ST....[/quote'] This hard man has done every game ( bar 1 ) this season and has a season ticket. The myth that "lads" don't go often is nonsense, you'll see a load of "lads" every week home and away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 This hard man has done every game ( bar 1 ) this season and has a season ticket. The myth that "lads" don't go often is nonsense, you'll see a load of "lads" every week home and away. Shhh don't put down the internet brigade, they're all seeing and knowing and the gospel of all things terrace and football. I mean god knows what would happen to you should you drive them away, just imagine not being able to call on that really interesting statistician in the pub. Since i know i love to be surrounded by boring geeks when i'm out on the **** at an away game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 LOL at the ignorance of those determined to slag off fellow fans as they want to justify why they deserve a ticket more for a particular game... If you want priority get and ST. Cant afford it? cut down on the booze. I am sure all those 'hard men proper fans' spend more than £11.53 a week on beer' date=' which would buy you a £600 ST....[/quote'] I've got a season ticket as well as have quite a few of the ones on this thread your comment was aimed at. Oh dear, must try harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 Please no nerds/idiots. If you are one of the those, buy yourself a dark polo and jeans and dump a cap on. Inflatable fish = gayer than barrymore Flares = yes Women = no ( dont care if you've done every game stay at home and prepare food for the returning southampton soldiers ) Kids = Like alton towers, we need a height restriction. Shirts = Not at pompey Flasks = No ( unless you intend on lobbing it at skates fans or players ) Food = Nothing to be brought in the ground, money to those c*nts. If you know someone harder than you give him your ticket. Now lets get stuck in. Top post fella. Round of applause to that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 Please no nerds/idiots. If you are one of the those, buy yourself a dark polo and jeans and dump a cap on. Inflatable fish = gayer than barrymore Flares = yes Women = no ( dont care if you've done every game stay at home and prepare food for the returning southampton soldiers ) Kids = Like alton towers, we need a height restriction. Shirts = Not at pompey Flasks = No ( unless you intend on lobbing it at skates fans or players ) Food = Nothing to be brought in the ground, money to those c*nts. If you know someone harder than you give him your ticket. Now lets get stuck in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 My 9yo will be taking a ticket off a "real fan". Don't like that fact? Good. He's more of a lad than some of the scruffy pencil necked Casuals that I see home and away with Saints, 'kin looks older as well. In addition, none of you will be as well dressed as me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 So how many ST holders will be willing to give their ticket up for an unkown, who clearly only wants to go for a ruck, thus risking losing theirST and their hard earned cash into the bargain? No fecking many I'll bet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 Food = Nothing to be brought in the ground, money to those c*nts. Surley by not bringing food into the ground, you would have to buy it there, thus giving those c*nts money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guan 2.0 Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 So how many ST holders will be willing to give their ticket up for an unkown, who clearly only wants to go for a ruck, thus risking losing theirST and their hard earned cash into the bargain? No fecking many I'll bet! I think only those who are willing to fight in a playground are allowed tickets from friends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpne6iZVj4U&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 I think only those who are willing to fight in a playground are allowed tickets from friends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpne6iZVj4U&feature=related Oh god i remember that. The Bill from about 2000. Great England shirts, Karl "Jacko" Howman leading the firm called The Britannia. God awful TV, more of a comedy than a drama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 Will season tickets get first dibs. I thought b'mouth last season was purely on away games done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 On a slightly more serious note though, last time we bought lots of inflatable fish... this looked hilarious when watching the highlights. I would like to continue this trend and may start bulk buying inflatable fish... I want to throw fish at the skates... I think they may have been bought from Grimsby's fans shop. Unfortunately that was the match that Killer was injured and our troubles began. Time for revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 Women = no ( dont care if you've done every game stay at home and prepare food for the returning southampton soldiers ) Jeez, is any woman prepared to breed with such a person? Well, obviously none with any intelligence or perception. I did consider whether the poster was being humorous or ironic, but in the absence of any evidence to the contrary I stuck with my original conclusion. Which you may all decide for yourselves.:-)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 We don't need a bunch of thugs going to Nottarf, we need as many loud and proud Saints fans who aren't going to damage the club's reputation by getting p!ssed up and causing unneccessary trouble. Rise above it. Anyone who causes trouble after what we saw last year with the fence rattling is a f*cking moron tbh. Cue sniping posts from the 'lads'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St_Tel49 Posted 17 September, 2011 Share Posted 17 September, 2011 This was announced ages ago. Good news, means a lot of the women and pansies that will sh*t themselves at the very aight of a skate won't go now meaning more tickets available for us proper chaps and lovely lovely geezers to enjoy the day out minus the mincers in our fan base. What a f*****g stupid and utterly pointless post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 18 September, 2011 Share Posted 18 September, 2011 I did think Turkish was a cock but changed my mind after this thread. Has the right spirit. Hope I dont find out that he is less than a boy and just gets a little tingle being associated with hoolies with false stories or just a noisy Northam chav who would have never lasted in the 80s. Had many run in with scummers (never be skates to me) before Turkish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 September, 2011 Share Posted 18 September, 2011 (edited) What a f*****g stupid and utterly pointless post. Yes, it is. Self awareness is a great thing, well done. Edited 18 September, 2011 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 September, 2011 Share Posted 18 September, 2011 I did think Turkish was a cock but changed my mind after this thread. Has the right spirit. Hope I dont find out that he is less than a boy and just gets a little tingle being associated with hoolies with false stories or just a noisy Northam chav who would have never lasted in the 80s. Had many run in with scummers (never be skates to me) before Turkish? That's none of your business me ol' fruit. But I can assure you I am not less than a boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 September, 2011 Share Posted 18 September, 2011 Surley by not bringing food into the ground, you would have to buy it there, thus giving those c*nts money? You're quite right. Turkish what should we put in our packed lunch boxes? Would it be better if we started a separate thread about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenue Saint Posted 18 September, 2011 Share Posted 18 September, 2011 turdish, anyone that takes every opportunity to paint a picture either a, got bullied or be likes the attention an imaginary persona on an intenet will give him. Either way, you pirss me off the way you chat on here. A disrespectful ***rt. Hard boys dont need to keep announcing it, what comes naturally takes care of situations, you on the other hand sound like the biggest, longest, streak of annoying pus.c pis.s on here... turkish from snatch? lol! more like turkish's mother's snatch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 September, 2011 Share Posted 18 September, 2011 You're quite right. Turkish what should we put in our packed lunch boxes? Would it be better if we started a separate thread about this? I would suggest some of you learn how to be able to go a few hours without eating or having to have a picnic whenever you go to football FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 September, 2011 Share Posted 18 September, 2011 turdish, anyone that takes every opportunity to paint a picture either a, got bullied or be likes the attention an imaginary persona on an intenet will give him. Either way, you pirss me off the way you chat on here. A disrespectful ***rt. Hard boys dont need to keep announcing it, what comes naturally takes care of situations, you on the other hand sound like the biggest, longest, streak of annoying pus.c pis.s on here... turkish from snatch? lol! more like turkish's mother's snatch... Turdish? That is ******* brilliant!!! Did you make it up yourself? Thank god i am wearing a tight fitting t-shirt or else i feel my ribs might crack. You're going to have to put warnings on if you are going to post such hilarity otherwise people will think we are all MENTAL. As for the rest of your post....i heart irony..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 18 September, 2011 Share Posted 18 September, 2011 This is what we should aspire to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 September, 2011 Share Posted 18 September, 2011 at about 1:40 are they singing Cortese, he comes from Italy, he f*cking hates Pompey??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 September, 2011 Share Posted 18 September, 2011 I would suggest some of you learn how to be able to go a few hours without eating or having to have a picnic whenever you go to football FFS. That's all very well if you are leaving your house in your hooligan hive (rural village) near Southampton. All you have to do is get your best Burberry cap on, say good bye to your treacle then jump on the naughty bus. Your day out will then just be a few hours. However, no everyone lives in Romsey or similar, some of us (hardcore) travel from miles away. If we have to leave the house at 6:30 or earlier we may need a snack before kick off. When the game finishes at 3ish and we have to face the blue few if we haven't eaten all day we will not be on full form. An army marches on its stomach. Come on Turkish, either you are leading this army into battle or you are not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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