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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/article2025420.ece

 

Found this when trying to look for Mateja Kezman (crap Chelsea forward)

 

Bit harsh on old Claus (No.50) although must agree with No. 1. Impressive that we have 4 entries -Claus, Quashie, Carlton Palmer and Ali Dia. Others Saints players but not listed against Saints (lazy research?) - Dowie, Hurlock and Mark Dennis (clearly the author knows fck all to include Dennis -one of the best full backs we ever had)

 

Apologies if already discussed previously - was published in 2007.

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Carlton Palmer is very debatable. He was for 90% of his career awful, BUT he did have a good season for us in '97/'98 and was mentioned in some papers as an outside candidate to get back into the England Team for the WC.

 

I think you'll get a lot of stick about the Claus issue, he was a good footballing CB in his prime. Unfortunately for me I will NEVER forget the haunted look in his eyes as he came out on the pitch at Nott Arf in THAT televised match in our relegation year. If ever a player was not mentally ready to be on a football pitch it was him that day.

 

Dennis blossomed with us, but in his days at Brum (I think) he was all over the place footballing and mentality wise. He was however a classic example of how LM managed to get some players to perform.

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Stupidly harsh on Claus nobody who is that crap would have appeared in as many premier league games as he did, seemes like the writer wanted to use that quote because it's classic Strachan so stuck him in regardless of ability the same is probably true of Carlton Palmer.

 

The list is terribly written and misses out on one or two spectactular disasters that cost far more than our Claus, how about Sean Dundee 2 million quid 3 liverpool appearences no goals, Erik Meijer a fans favourite at liverpool despite managing 2 goals in 24 appearences or Ibrahima Bakayoko 4.5 million quid and 4 goals in an Everton shirt.

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I wouldn't get too hung up about it. It's obviously a hastily cobbled together irreverent fluff piece (the print media's equivalent of an 'and finally...'), filled with the appropriate number of spelling, grammar, and factual errors to prove it. 30+ of those players would arguably be nowhere near a properly researched list.

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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/article2025420.ece

 

Found this when trying to look for Mateja Kezman (crap Chelsea forward)

 

Bit harsh on old Claus (No.50) although must agree with No. 1. Impressive that we have 4 entries -Claus, Quashie, Carlton Palmer and Ali Dia. Others Saints players but not listed against Saints (lazy research?) - Dowie, Hurlock and Mark Dennis (clearly the author knows fck all to include Dennis -one of the best full backs we ever had)

 

Apologies if already discussed previously - was published in 2007.

 

Kezman isn't actually in the list is he?. He failed at Chelsea although a lot of that was down to being chucked on the bench immediately and hitting the woodwork with every other shot he did have when he came on.

 

His goal scoring record in the Dutch league (105 goals in 122 appearances) is better than Van Nistelrooy's and Van Basten's. He hasn't done much in the last couple of years but his record for Fenerbahce from '06 to '09 (20 goals in 46 appearances) wasn't that bad either.

 

He's now 32 and just signed for BATE Borisov in Belarus according to wikipedia

 

Materazzi at 37 in the list WTF?

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Stupidly harsh on Claus nobody who is that crap would have appeared in as many premier league games as he did, seemes like the writer wanted to use that quote because it's classic Strachan so stuck him in regardless of ability the same is probably true of Carlton Palmer.

 

The list is terribly written and misses out on one or two spectactular disasters that cost far more than our Claus, how about Sean Dundee 2 million quid 3 liverpool appearences no goals, Erik Meijer a fans favourite at liverpool despite managing 2 goals in 24 appearences or Ibrahima Bakayoko 4.5 million quid and 4 goals in an Everton shirt.

The list should be updated, and then Claus would no longer get a mention (of course he is not one of the Top 50 anyway, together with Killer he formed one of the best CB partnerships in the PL). Also very harsh on Dowie and Hurlock. No, today we would probably be close to having the Top 3, Ali Dia, Anthony Pulis and our very own Mr Nice Guy Tommy Fourpast.

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But then if accurate with the likes of Forecast and Pulis, it'd be pointless as they haven't been heard of

Think you'll find a lot of people have heard of Pulis, though they may initially be confused with his old man. As for Tommy Fourpast, was highly regarded at Spuds, has not fulfilled the potential that he must have showed, given that he cannot even get a gam in non-league these days.

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Kezman isn't actually in the list is he?. He failed at Chelsea although a lot of that was down to being chucked on the bench immediately and hitting the woodwork with every other shot he did have when he came on.

 

His goal scoring record in the Dutch league (105 goals in 122 appearances) is better than Van Nistelrooy's and Van Basten's. He hasn't done much in the last couple of years but his record for Fenerbahce from '06 to '09 (20 goals in 46 appearances) wasn't that bad either.

 

He's now 32 and just signed for BATE Borisov in Belarus according to wikipedia

 

Yep, Kezman is playing for BATE in the Champs League tonight. I'm watching it on TV now.

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Claus was class when paired up with svenson. Awesome defence.

Quashie was also good when he played for us. Good work horse and tried hard to keep us up. Certainly not fair to imply he pulled the teams down.

 

Poor journalism. Well off the mark

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Yep, Kezman is playing for BATE in the Champs League tonight. I'm watching it on TV now.

 

Blimey I'll wager there wasn't many others who pressed the red button for that one!

Plzen v BATE Borisov or Barca V Milan, or off course Arsenal or Chelsea.

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Honourable mention - Patrick Colleter

 

He was proper garbage I remember a game aginst Newcastle where we were 2 or 3 goals down very quickly with all of them being directly atributable to that waste of space and to think someone got him in to replace Benali, ridiculous.

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