Toomer Posted 10 September, 2011 Posted 10 September, 2011 I wonder if the wally has got his brolly if it rains.
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 10 September, 2011 Posted 10 September, 2011 Deano, I want to give you a blowjob after the game. One just like this.
Dazza82 Posted 10 September, 2011 Posted 10 September, 2011 "Keep the noise down Deano, the bloke behind you is going to sleep!"
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 10 September, 2011 Posted 10 September, 2011 I'm supposed to be starting off the community singing... and some f*cker has pinched the mic.
simonsays Posted 10 September, 2011 Posted 10 September, 2011 Fook me have you heard that winging p**py **** cotterill “we were the best team, the refs against us” what a W*NKER/ NOSHER (delete as applicable)
eharty9 Posted 11 September, 2011 Posted 11 September, 2011 Adkins eats invisible Curly Wurly. banter haha
Fan The Flames Posted 11 September, 2011 Posted 11 September, 2011 Stop it with the comedy glasses, I'm the funny man around here, I've got catch phrases and everything.
OttawaSaint Posted 11 September, 2011 Posted 11 September, 2011 Don't look now Dean, but their back up goalie has an artificial hand...
Spudders Posted 11 September, 2011 Posted 11 September, 2011 Don't look now Dean, but their back up goalie has an artificial hand... :lol:
altoniansaints Posted 11 September, 2011 Posted 11 September, 2011 And then Mitchell grabbed the mike like this ......
bowers-sfc Posted 11 September, 2011 Posted 11 September, 2011 deano : eyy boss, you seen my glasses? adkins : on your fookin head your clown ( facepalm )
Brussels Saint Posted 11 September, 2011 Posted 11 September, 2011 Listen Deano, he's Italian right and they like it in the side of the cheek like this. Btw what time is your yearly performance review tomorrow?
SNSUN Posted 11 September, 2011 Posted 11 September, 2011 "Get yer boots on Deano, it may've been 15 years since you last played, but I reckon you'll have more chance of scoring than Morgan..."
Northant Saint Posted 11 September, 2011 Posted 11 September, 2011 Don't look now Dean, but their back up goalie has an artificial hand... Winner.
saintbletch Posted 11 September, 2011 Posted 11 September, 2011 Psst. Deano. See the steward over your right shoulder? He's doing that Eric Morecombe thing with your glasses again.
grammy Posted 12 September, 2011 Posted 12 September, 2011 Can you stop farting Deano. That bloke behind you is gonna pass out in a moment!
tttdcs Posted 13 September, 2011 Posted 13 September, 2011 Can you stop farting Deano. That bloke behind you is gonna pass out in a moment! and the forest sub is next
Dog Posted 13 September, 2011 Posted 13 September, 2011 N.A. 'Can we stop playing pre-match porn on the dvd, I can't seem to get rid of this boner.'
SFKA South Woodford Posted 13 September, 2011 Posted 13 September, 2011 The phantom prostrate examiner strikes again!
Viking Warrior Posted 13 September, 2011 Posted 13 September, 2011 I thought this was a premiership standard grounds, Bollixs, they cannot even afford seats for the manager and coach here
DT Posted 13 September, 2011 Posted 13 September, 2011 Their keeper's prosthetic hand is nowhere near as good as mine. I even got it in red.
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 13 September, 2011 Posted 13 September, 2011 Nigel: "Was that a penalty, Deano?" Wilkins: "Dunno, couldn't see it..."
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