Caption Competition

[Saint-Armstrong]

[pilsburydoughboy]

Nigel have you seen my specs?

[SOTONS EAST SIDE]

  Saint-Armstrong said:

I wonder if Hypo's watching!!

[Toomer]

  Saint-Armstrong said:

 

I wonder if the wally has got his brolly if it rains.

[MINIBARCELONASAINT]

Deano, I want to give you a blowjob after the game. One just like this.

[Dazza82]

  Saint-Armstrong said:

 

"Keep the noise down Deano, the bloke behind you is going to sleep!"

[hughieslastminutegoal]

  Saint-Armstrong said:

 

I'm supposed to be starting off the community singing... and some f*cker has pinched the mic.

[EastleighSoulBoy]

  Saint-Armstrong said:

 

 

And you shake it all about....

[scotty]

  Saint-Armstrong said:

Its karaoke time at St Marys!!

[Lighthouse]

Adkins eats invisible Curly Wurly.

[dubsaint]

That mohawk looks stupid

[simonsays]

  Saint-Armstrong said:

 

Fook me have you heard that winging p**py **** cotterill “we were the best team, the refs against us” what a W*NKER/ NOSHER (delete as applicable)

[eharty9]

  Lighthouse said:

Adkins eats invisible Curly Wurly.

 

banter haha

[Fan The Flames]

Stop it with the comedy glasses, I'm the funny man around here, I've got catch phrases and everything.

[OttawaSaint]

  Saint-Armstrong said:

 

Don't look now Dean, but their back up goalie has an artificial hand...

[Spudders]

  OttawaSaint said:

Don't look now Dean, but their back up goalie has an artificial hand...

 

:lol:

[altoniansaints]

And then Mitchell grabbed the mike like this ......

[bowers-sfc]

  Saint-Armstrong said:

 

deano : eyy boss, you seen my glasses?

 

adkins : on your fookin head your clown ( facepalm )

[Brussels Saint]

Listen Deano, he's Italian right and they like it in the side of the cheek like this.

 

Btw what time is your yearly performance review tomorrow?

[SNSUN]

"Get yer boots on Deano, it may've been 15 years since you last played, but I reckon you'll have more chance of scoring than Morgan..."

[Northant Saint]

  OttawaSaint said:

Don't look now Dean, but their back up goalie has an artificial hand...

 

Winner.

[saintbletch]

 

Psst. Deano. See the steward over your right shoulder? He's doing that Eric Morecombe thing with your glasses again.

[grammy]

  Saint-Armstrong said:

 

Can you stop farting Deano. That bloke behind you is gonna pass out in a moment!

[tttdcs]

  grammy said:

Can you stop farting Deano. That bloke behind you is gonna pass out in a moment!

 

and the forest sub is next

[Dog]

  Saint-Armstrong said:

 

 

N.A. 'Can we stop playing pre-match porn on the dvd, I can't seem to get rid of this boner.'

[SFKA South Woodford]

  Saint-Armstrong said:

 

The phantom prostrate examiner strikes again!

[Viking Warrior]

I thought this was a premiership standard grounds, Bollixs, they cannot even afford seats for the manager and coach here

[DT]

oops

[DT]

  Saint-Armstrong said:

Their keeper's prosthetic hand is nowhere near as good as mine. I even got it in red.

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

  Saint-Armstrong said:

 

Nigel: "Was that a penalty, Deano?"

Wilkins: "Dunno, couldn't see it..."