bomber Posted 6 October, 2011 Share Posted 6 October, 2011 'I thought North was whichever direction was in front of you.' - Spoken by a usually intelligent girl one of my classes at school. That was 10 years ago. Still makes me laugh thinking about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 6 October, 2011 Share Posted 6 October, 2011 My then 5 year old boy asked me if his orange juice was made from concrete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 6 October, 2011 Share Posted 6 October, 2011 My colleague ask me today, 'why if the world is so poor, we don't just print more money?'. I replied that it would take me longer than my half hour lunch to explain the answer. While you're about it, can you also explain that to the Federal Reserve and the Bank of England. They also seem to think it's a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 October, 2011 Share Posted 6 October, 2011 I took some clients out for dinner last night, one of the guys sent his Goats Cheese starter back, because he'd never heard of Goats Cheese and was expecting Goat with cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 6 October, 2011 Share Posted 6 October, 2011 Are you sure you want that man as your client?! A good (and sadly regular) one from my current workplace: "That will be ready in 48 hours madam" "So I can pick it up tomorrow then?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 6 October, 2011 Author Share Posted 6 October, 2011 I was called a retard by a Manchester United fan today. Pretty stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 6 October, 2011 Share Posted 6 October, 2011 (edited) One that I came across at a meeting this week. My colleague Steve was in Munich enjoying the local 'Brau' with his South African counterpart, he fancied putting some music on the dukebox and said in his broad boer accent; "Here, Schteve. What's the German for 'Bob Marley?'" Edited 6 October, 2011 by Colinjb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 6 October, 2011 Share Posted 6 October, 2011 We once convinced a friend of ours that Friday had been cancelled that week. She completely believed it and was still going on about it in the pub the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 6 October, 2011 Author Share Posted 6 October, 2011 We once convinced a friend of ours that Friday had been cancelled that week. She completely believed it and was still going on about it in the pub the next day. Which day was that then? I have to hold my hands up and admit to a rather stupid one, I've literally no idea why I said it. My dad bought me an office chair, it was obviously a flatpack construction in a quite small box. I said to him upon receiving it "I take it its self assembly then?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 6 October, 2011 Share Posted 6 October, 2011 Was in the louvre in Paris looking at the mona Lisa when an American woman said to her friend, "isn't it amazing how well it fits the frame" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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