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John Barrowman is pretty annoying. He wasn't so bad in Doctor Who, just another cog in the machinery of madness.

 

In Torchwood he is cast as the lead, which unfortunately, means a lot more screen time. Cue posing, over-acting and wearing a sh*t-eating grin so large you'd think he'd been attached to a sewage pipe on Boxing Day.

 

You almost forgive him because his character in those shows is from the 1940s. Maybe all men spent their time standing with their hands on their hips, allowing a trenchcoat to flap manfully in the wind.

 

I suspect not though. Having also seen Barrowman present "The Kids are Alright" in BBC's glittering Saturday night alternative to the X-Factor, he's just as annoying when he plays himself.

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John Barrowman is pretty annoying. He wasn't so bad in Doctor Who, just another cog in the machinery of madness.

 

In Torchwood he is cast as the lead, which unfortunately, means a lot more screen time. Cue posing, over-acting and wearing a sh*t-eating grin so large you'd think he'd been attached to a sewage pipe on Boxing Day.

 

You almost forgive him because his character in those shows is from the 1940s. Maybe all men spent their time standing with their hands on their hips, allowing a trenchcoat to flap manfully in the wind.

 

I suspect not though. Having also seen Barrowman present "The Kids are Alright" in BBC's glittering Saturday night alternative to the X-Factor, he's just as annoying when he plays himself.

 

Couldn't agree more pap. The single most annoying male on UK TV.

 

Excellent. Someone else notices he does this. Normally have to point this out before people notice it :) errrrrrr. Shut up o'Brian.

 

errrr it's O'Briain and errrr I think he's quite errrr brilliant but there you go. One man's meat...

 

While we're on the subject of annoying vocal tics. Graham Norton does the Dara O'Briain errrr thing except his are short and high-pitched 'eh' affairs normally delivered after his 'punchlines' as he tilts his head, grins inanely and looks at camera 2.

 

I think he's actually quite clever but the problem with these things is that once you notice them you can stop focussing on them.

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Chris Moyles

Chris Evans

Cheryl Cole

Peaches Geldof

Victoria Beckham

Pete Doherty

Katy Price

Kerry Katona

Jeremy Kyle

Jade Goody………………………………..She’s what….?

Amy Winehouse………………………………..Also…..?

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Jamie 'fat-tongued lisping mockney w*nker' Oliver. (May his body burn in hell for all eternity being force-fed turkey twizzlers at both ends.)

 

I hate him so much I hardly have time to think of any others.

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Adrian 'Can't read a script' Chiles.

 

Listen to him. Every other word he says 'errr'. For example last night: "Heres er, here's er, here's the team, England, er, showing one change, Lampard, er, in for er, Scott Parker"

 

Oh and as mentioned previously that **** James Corden. In his head he's ten times funnier than he actually is.

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Lenny Henry

Harry Hall

Amanda Holden

Jedward

Kerry Katona and all those so called celebs who get their living by being in the mags

David Dickenson and all of the other so called antique experts on the TV reality programmes, who really know SFA,

the list can go on and on

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The bird who was married to John Thaw and can't stop bringing up the fact everytime she's interviewed.

Gary Linker and the rest of the MOTD team

All of the Soccer Saturday ****s

Anyone associated with competitive reality TV

Piers Morgan

Antony Worrall-Thompson

Any lunchtime magazine show presenters

Jeremy Kyle

Davina McCall

Diane Abbott

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The bird who was married to John Thaw and can't stop bringing up the fact everytime she's interviewed.

Gary Linker and the rest of the MOTD team

All of the Soccer Saturday ****s

Anyone associated with competitive reality TV

Piers Morgan

Antony Worrall-Thompson

Any lunchtime magazine show presenters

Jeremy Kyle

Davina McCall

Diane Abbott

 

Better than the Soccer Am lot.

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1. Davina McCall really needs a punch in the face. Such annoying faces she pulls.....making me angry just thinking about her.

 

2. That Irish ***t Colin Murray on match of the day 2, what does he know about football?? And he has an annoying voice.

 

3.Noel "Power 5, he's playing a brave amazing tactical game" Edmonds, its a game of luck ffs.

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The bird who was married to John Thaw and can't stop bringing up the fact everytime she's interviewed.

Gary Linker and the rest of the MOTD team

All of the Soccer Saturday ****s Anyone associated with competitive reality TV

Piers Morgan

Antony Worrall-Thompson

Any lunchtime magazine show presenters

Jeremy Kyle

Davina McCall

Diane Abbott

 

ALL of them??

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The bird who was married to John Thaw and can't stop bringing up the fact everytime she's interviewed.

Gary Linker and the rest of the MOTD team

All of the Soccer Saturday ****s

Anyone associated with competitive reality TV

Piers Morgan

Antony Worrall-Thompson

Any lunchtime magazine show presenters

Jeremy Kyle

Davina McCall

Diane Abbott

 

disagree, i love soccer saturday

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Soccer saturday is the nuts. If he means Soccer AM with Chamberlain etc then I totally agree. Just a bunch of fking farmyard animals shouting mooing and screeching whenever anybody says anything. Hate to say it but was good when Lovejoy did it, maybe its just me getting old...

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Adrian Chiles

That Carol women who is on Loose Women that used to be married to Chris Evans, an utter sh*t c*nt of a woman

Sarah Jessica Parker

Greg Wallace and that pretencious ***** who presents Masterchef with him - i want to stab him in the eye when he says "cooking doesn't get tougher than this"

in fact most celebrity chefs except for James Martin and Simon Rimmer

The bloke who is the wine expert on saturday kitchen

Andy Steggal - i have a long held hatred of him

Fred Dineage

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