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Wondered who she was. That's why I don't know her, can't watch that as those 2 hollyoaks people make me want to cut my eyes out and ram them through my eardrums.

 

Exactly this. I don't know any other programme on tv that I would rather self harm than watch than that awful programme.

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Her mother introduced me to her a couple of years ago in Shepherds Bush. I was doing well until my mate bought me a half pint of sambuca which I downed in front of her. Strangely it seemed to put her off. True story. Actually a really nice girl. Bit cheeky and a good flirt.

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Her mother introduced me to her a couple of years ago in Shepherds Bush. I was doing well until my mate got my cock out which I waved in front of her. Strangely it seemed to put her off. True story. Actually a really nice girl. Bit cheeky and a good flirt.

 

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I would, very much so. Not only is she quite attractive, but she looks like there's a touch of slut in her so would probably let you do her up the poop too.

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How the hell did James Corden get anywhere near that in the first place is beyond me?! Saying that she does look utter filth and I'm sure many a bloke has smashed her back doors in.

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I would, very much so. Not only is she quite attractive, but she looks like there's a touch of slut in her so would probably let you do her up the poop too.

 

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Looks a right bloater in that Mail photo. Who is she anyway ?

 

see above, do try and keep up. Shes the one with the cleavage from two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.

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I don't like her, but if drunk I would be up for 100 times worse. Am I a repressed heterosexual?

 

I wonder what Freud would have made of that comment (smiley winky thing)

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