dune Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Fitzhugh Fella is (or was) the Official Club Librarian, and how a whole host of forum users were jockeying to be the Official Club Fan On The Board, and this got me thinking that each and every one of us has certain characteristics that could make us the Official Club _______________. Suggestions please.
Windmill Arm 2 Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Windmill Arm 2: Official club realist.
hamster Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 I like to think It's attributes rather than just characteristics dune.
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 I have offerded to be an offical club minder - with special reposibilty for keeping our players out of all local nightclubs .....
dubai_phil Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Communications Officer. Everything sent out by the club will be so simple for everyone to understand.
dubai_phil Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Ericofarabia has often expressed his wish to be Chief Groupie tester
Viking Warrior Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Final score teleprinter that way saints would always win
Alejam Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Money counter from the pay and display machine.
doddisalegend Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 (edited) Thinking about it I'm also willing to put myself forward as the new manager of the new saints cheerleading squad. The job will of course involve a large amount of time interveiwing attractive women between the ages of 18-25 and watching them shake their booty a lot. I may need an assitant manager and a head coach if there are any takers? Edited 3 September, 2011 by doddisalegend
Turkish Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 I could be Director of style and half time refreshments.
farawaysaint Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 I could be Director of style and half time refreshments. Official Turkish's assistant please
farawaysaint Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Thinking about it I'm also willing to put myself forward as the new manager of the new saints cheerleading squad. The job will of course involve a large amount of time interveiwing attractive women between the ages of 18-25 and watching them shake their booty a lot. I may need an assitant manager and a head coach if there are any takers? Wait... Sod my previous post, official doddisalegend's assistant please.
doddisalegend Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Official Club Ballboy. You and Dan Harding will get on like a house on fire....
Macey_J2 Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Fitzhugh Fella is (or was) the Official Club Librarian Is that a **** take?
dune Posted 3 September, 2011 Author Posted 3 September, 2011 Is that a **** take? I never take the ****.
Scudamore Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 I could be Director of style and half time refreshments. Gok Wan a pasty
Thedelldays Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 who would be official fence rattler...?
doddisalegend Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 I could be the offical wag entertainer ;-) Do we have any good WAGS?
Badger Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Steve Bull was our Official Fat Geezer for a number of years. Javi our Official Spanish Translator/ Official De Pedro Promoter.
Secret Site Agent Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 SSA - Official Club Sandwitch Also Official Club Foot (by Puncheon.) Official Club Nation Official Club Window Licker.
jim_bergerac Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 ....Official Club Detective and Channel Island Scout
Raging Bull Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 I could be Director of style and half time refreshments. Maybe View from the Top could give you a hand? Anyone he disapproves of he could call a c**t seeing as he clearly has an outstanding grasp of the english language
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Official club'ber' I'll get paid to test out all the local clubs. Grading each one based solely on the looks of the female frequenters and how easy they are. It will be a tough job but I'll take one for the team and step up
The9 Posted 4 September, 2011 Posted 4 September, 2011 I'll be up for Official Programme Cover Monitor...
Fowllyd Posted 4 September, 2011 Posted 4 September, 2011 Communications Officer. Everything sent out by the club will be so simple for everyone to understand. Sorry Phil, but I hear Frank's Cousin is earmarked for that slot.
Badger Posted 4 September, 2011 Posted 4 September, 2011 I'll be up for Official Programme Cover Monitor... I thought you might be up for the Official (next season) Kit Draughtsman. Or perhaps that role is earmarked for Gecko.
ericofarabia Posted 4 September, 2011 Posted 4 September, 2011 Thinking about it I'm also willing to put myself forward as the new manager of the new saints cheerleading squad. The job will of course involve a large amount of time interveiwing attractive women between the ages of 18-25 and watching them shake their booty a lot. I may need an assitant manager and a head coach if there are any takers? Ericofarabia has often expressed his wish to be Chief Groupie tester Sorry mate as you can see that slot has been filled fnaarrr fnaarrr ooeeer missus
The9 Posted 5 September, 2011 Posted 5 September, 2011 I thought you might be up for the Official (next season) Kit Draughtsman. Or perhaps that role is earmarked for Gecko. Laptop has died with Photoshop on it, so you'll all be spared for a while...
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