1976_Child Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 As someone who was put off muff-diving after a terrifying experience - it was as if something had died up there, smelt like a rotting corpus - I would be interested to hear from any ladies out there on this subject. Does your vag get significantly stinkier when you are on heat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 My girlfriend's personal hygiene is top notch. Never had a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 31 August, 2011 Share Posted 31 August, 2011 If the tide's out don't go fishing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 My girlfriend's personal hygiene is top notch. Never had a problem. She keeps it clean in the hope of shutting your whinging up for five seconds (assuming she exists). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 My girlfriend's personal hygiene is top notch. Never had a problem. Is this "Natasha?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 Is this "Natasha?" Obviously not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 Obviously not. Why? Did this particluar fictional female have a stinky snatch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 There are some ****s on this board, pretty sure you will get the answer soon xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 Why? Did this particluar fictional female have a stinky snatch? Natasha is my ex girlfriend not current one. And her personal hygiene was poor anyway on occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 Natasha is my ex girlfriend not current one. And her personal hygiene was poor anyway on occasion. What's the new ones username? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 Oral sex is a one way street in my household. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 Oral sex is a one way street in my household. Ok, but are you the green one or the yellow one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 They are mustier f'sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 Errm, I'm guessing 76 child is referring to that time of the month when every conversation with your lady, no matter how inoccuous, ends with her screaming "IT JUST F*CKING IS, OK???"...in which case she isnt actually on heat, thats the only time she cant conceive. And benji is correct, there is a certain mustiness due to the blood involved, but then, you have to do something to keep her from yelling at you, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 2 September, 2011 Share Posted 2 September, 2011 It's called 'Clown face'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 It's called 'Clown face'. A recent issue of Viz had the fat slags cartoon starting with Baz halfway through a story, "...and it wasnt til he got home and looked in the mirror that he saw it. Blood all round his mouth, he looked like ronald mcdonald...and hed been at work all day, had patients, done fillings, the lot...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 6 September, 2011 Share Posted 6 September, 2011 It's called 'Clown face'. I heard it's called 'earning your red wings' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 6 September, 2011 Share Posted 6 September, 2011 Guinness lips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 6 September, 2011 Share Posted 6 September, 2011 Guinness lips Is your avatar a video of you when pleasuring your lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itchen_block4 Posted 11 September, 2011 Share Posted 11 September, 2011 stick dog food up her chuff and bring in the dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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