1976_Child Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 Now please note, I am talking smelly not noisy. While foods such as baked beans and sprouts might create a large volume of gas - and hence evacuate the anus under considerable pressure - what I really want to know is what foods make the smelliest farts. I have been going through a Leedamer cheese fetish recently. The farts are succulent and sweet but they are still the sort of fart which the farter will cherish and enjoy being in the presence of. What foods will make even the most ardent fart aficionado want to leave the room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truesaint Posted 31 August, 2011 Share Posted 31 August, 2011 french onion soup, or any onions for that matter i find produce a very pleasingly rich aroma for others to enjoy. Once had a roast onion with Christmas dinner, that afternnon my farts nearly finished off a few frail relatives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 31 August, 2011 Share Posted 31 August, 2011 Plums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 31 August, 2011 Share Posted 31 August, 2011 Greasy Kebabs make mine awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 31 August, 2011 Share Posted 31 August, 2011 A spicy curry will leave my colleagues gagging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 31 August, 2011 Share Posted 31 August, 2011 Partly cooked cabbage with the bits at the bottom of a proper ale, f**ckin dynamite!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 August, 2011 Share Posted 31 August, 2011 baking powder iirc. or is that for making them louder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 French cheese - especially the stuff that crawls across the plate. Wash down with 6 pints of guiness to add length and depth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 French onion soup Liver & Onions 4 cans Tangle Foot Evacuate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 Alcohol in excess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 Onions is definitely a winner, pickled ones work best for me. Add in cabbage/sprouts and a dark ale and I'm away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 Egg Mayonnaise, Liver Sausage or Pate usually produce some interesting aroma's Pickled Eggs work a treat as well, even more so if eaten at same time as a Saveloy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 Onions, Fajitas, Curry and almost anything with minced beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 Apricots, onions ...rich fruit cake - I love Xmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 Cuttlefish and asparagus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4OJT-PGROg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 Anything with hydrogenated onion, including onion bhaji's, give a stagnant smell all of their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timebomb Posted 2 September, 2011 Share Posted 2 September, 2011 Marstons Pedigree. Also gives me terrible Diarrhea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 2 September, 2011 Share Posted 2 September, 2011 Protein shakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 2 September, 2011 Share Posted 2 September, 2011 Roast with Spouts or a curry!! stomach bug helps make farts stink!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 2 September, 2011 Share Posted 2 September, 2011 Chicken breast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK the 2nd Posted 2 September, 2011 Share Posted 2 September, 2011 "Fortyniner" accompanied by a side dish of asparagus (see other thread re pee) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 2 September, 2011 Share Posted 2 September, 2011 Go on the Adkins diet... Meat meat meat and you'll have no one near you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 2 September, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 September, 2011 Go on the Adkins diet... Meat meat meat and you'll have no one near you. Is that the Nigel Adkins diet? Do we have to be in the building and on the bus with a good hard working bunch of players? Is it as simple as that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 5 September, 2011 Share Posted 5 September, 2011 Chicken Tikka Jalfrezi worked for me on Saturday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryoman1965 Posted 7 September, 2011 Share Posted 7 September, 2011 Loads of fresh veg works a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 9 September, 2011 Share Posted 9 September, 2011 Shredded Wheat dry. Also useful if you're planning to contribute to that ratemyturd website or whatever it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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