Saint Stimp Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 ...a criminal offence? What if you know who the culprit and have evidence?
JackFrost Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 Saint Stimp said: ...a criminal offence? What if you know who the culprit and have evidence? Technically it's criminal damage but they'll get a slapped wrist and a caution
Dog Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 Saint Stimp said: ...a criminal offence? What if you know who the culprit and have evidence? Has your misses been dogging?
Saint Stimp Posted 30 August, 2011 Author Posted 30 August, 2011 Peach flavour was correct. Carried out by a bitch who I haven't spoken to in the best part of a year. A slapped wrist and a caution sounds pretty tame.. I also found it pretty funny so I think I'd rather get revenge. Any suggestions?
ericofarabia Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 Haven't we done this before? Chain saw her legs off and seal her beaver up with superglue so that she doesn't leave a trail like slugs do when she gets about.
JackFrost Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 (edited) Saint Stimp said: Peach flavour was correct. Carried out by a bitch who I haven't spoken to in the best part of a year. A slapped wrist and a caution sounds pretty tame.. I also found it pretty funny so I think I'd rather get revenge. Any suggestions? Remembering a previous incident from years ago that I investigated when I first joined the police force, how about a ninja costume and a couple of cartons of natural bio and pints of milk over her head? I cannot be held responsible for inciting assault or any other criminal charge. The above is a suggestion only and should be taken at face value. If executed it may lead to prosecution Edited 30 August, 2011 by JackFrost
Dog Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 JackFrost said: Remembering a previous incident from years ago that I investigated when I first joined the police force, how about a ninja costume and a couple of cartons of natural bio and pints of milk over her head? I cannot be held responsible for inciting assault or any other criminal charge. The above is a suggestion only and should be taken at face value. If executed it may lead to prosecution Are you a rozzer?
Glasgow_Saint Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 One of my personal favs – Stick loads of stuff on Gumtree or similar with her number as the contact – make the prices irresistible so she gets 100’s of calls! Did it to my ‘mate’ as a larf – very effective in the annoyance stakes, was getting calls 3 weeks later and would finish work and have 60 missed calls and 20 voicemails
Macey_J2 Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 Whos cares if frosty was a 'rozzer' or not!? His post made it quite clear he is/was. Love the advert idea, could push it to another level by advertising their services as an escort also?
hamster Posted 31 August, 2011 Posted 31 August, 2011 Revenge shows a lack of culture. Dairy, dairy me!
Johnny Bognor Posted 31 August, 2011 Posted 31 August, 2011 Don't worry about it, just go out and get Mullered
hamster Posted 31 August, 2011 Posted 31 August, 2011 Revenge attacks will not help, it could go on Danone Danone . You need to be a bit more Kraft-y
Saint Stimp Posted 31 August, 2011 Author Posted 31 August, 2011 I'm still not quite sure what I'm going to do, maybe I need to be a bit more Activia..
Johnny Bognor Posted 1 September, 2011 Posted 1 September, 2011 (edited) Saint Ivel said: I'm still not quite sure what I'm going to do, maybe I need to be a bit more Activia.. hamster said: No, you need to chill. I don't know about that Hammy, it would help to get in shape. Edited 1 September, 2011 by Johnny Bognor
saintbletch Posted 1 September, 2011 Posted 1 September, 2011 Saint Stimp said: ...a criminal offence? What if you know who the culprit and have evidence? Is "throwing yoghurt" a euphemism?
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