Saint Stimp Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 ...a criminal offence? What if you know who the culprit and have evidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 What flavour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 breach of the peach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 Are you sure it's yoghurt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 ...a criminal offence? What if you know who the culprit and have evidence? Technically it's criminal damage but they'll get a slapped wrist and a caution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 ...a criminal offence? What if you know who the culprit and have evidence? Has your misses been dogging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lettuce Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 Had you parked in a corner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Stimp Posted 30 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 30 August, 2011 Peach flavour was correct. Carried out by a bitch who I haven't spoken to in the best part of a year. A slapped wrist and a caution sounds pretty tame.. I also found it pretty funny so I think I'd rather get revenge. Any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 Haven't we done this before? Chain saw her legs off and seal her beaver up with superglue so that she doesn't leave a trail like slugs do when she gets about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 (edited) Peach flavour was correct. Carried out by a bitch who I haven't spoken to in the best part of a year. A slapped wrist and a caution sounds pretty tame.. I also found it pretty funny so I think I'd rather get revenge. Any suggestions? Remembering a previous incident from years ago that I investigated when I first joined the police force, how about a ninja costume and a couple of cartons of natural bio and pints of milk over her head? I cannot be held responsible for inciting assault or any other criminal charge. The above is a suggestion only and should be taken at face value. If executed it may lead to prosecution Edited 30 August, 2011 by JackFrost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 Remembering a previous incident from years ago that I investigated when I first joined the police force, how about a ninja costume and a couple of cartons of natural bio and pints of milk over her head? I cannot be held responsible for inciting assault or any other criminal charge. The above is a suggestion only and should be taken at face value. If executed it may lead to prosecution Are you a rozzer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 breach of the peach . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 One of my personal favs – Stick loads of stuff on Gumtree or similar with her number as the contact – make the prices irresistible so she gets 100’s of calls! Did it to my ‘mate’ as a larf – very effective in the annoyance stakes, was getting calls 3 weeks later and would finish work and have 60 missed calls and 20 voicemails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 Are you a rozzer? I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macey_J2 Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 Whos cares if frosty was a 'rozzer' or not!? His post made it quite clear he is/was. Love the advert idea, could push it to another level by advertising their services as an escort also? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 August, 2011 Share Posted 31 August, 2011 Revenge shows a lack of culture. Dairy, dairy me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 31 August, 2011 Share Posted 31 August, 2011 Don't worry about it, just go out and get Mullered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 31 August, 2011 Share Posted 31 August, 2011 I hope they get their just desserts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 August, 2011 Share Posted 31 August, 2011 Revenge attacks will not help, it could go on Danone Danone . You need to be a bit more Kraft-y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Stimp Posted 31 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2011 I'm still not quite sure what I'm going to do, maybe I need to be a bit more Activia.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 August, 2011 Share Posted 31 August, 2011 No, you need to chill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 (edited) I'm still not quite sure what I'm going to do, maybe I need to be a bit more Activia.. No, you need to chill. I don't know about that Hammy, it would help to get in shape. Edited 1 September, 2011 by Johnny Bognor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 ...a criminal offence? What if you know who the culprit and have evidence? Is "throwing yoghurt" a euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 1 September, 2011 Share Posted 1 September, 2011 *yoghurt based pun here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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