Dog Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 Did a Ouja board before xmas and got a ghost in the bedroom, scratching the floorboards under the bed and breathing really heavily behind the curtains and radiator. Lightbulb going bright and dim and big bangs going on up in the cellar and in the room during the day and night...... Well, last night i was awoken by a huge bang and something rolling across the bedroom floor around 3am. I lay in bed listening, and heard the floorboards being scratched again, and this really heavy breathing in the room. I thought to myself, it was just my imagination, then I felt something heavy sit on my shoulder and left arm, I couldn't move it and it went cold, then the same happened to my left leg. Then one almighty bang in the bedroom nextdoor followed by something rolling around like a toy or book was rolling down the stairs. I got up to investigate and there was nothing. To be honest i am not really into ghosts but last night was bloody scary. And when I mentioned what had happened to the other half who slept through the lot, she repeated exactly what had happened to her two months before!! What should I do?
Jez Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 So what happened to your other half two months earlier? The same? Set up cameras and microphones, like Paranormal Activity and record it all. Or move house before it escalates.
Dog Posted 30 August, 2011 Author Posted 30 August, 2011 So what happened to your other half two months earlier? The same? Exactly the same, but she asked the ghost to leave the house and she hasn't heard anything since. Set up cameras and microphones, like Paranormal Activity and record it all. Or move house before it escalates. Pervo! Last night it came back.
Dog Posted 30 August, 2011 Author Posted 30 August, 2011 Call in an exorcist. Simples. Do the advertise in the Yellow Pages?
scotty Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 Do the advertise in the Yellow Pages? Ive seen the film, I'll give it a crack myself if you like. How difficult can it be?
Mustapha Fag Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 you need to call the ghost busters ...................... wheres you living? i know a man who can
ericofarabia Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 Lay off certain chemicals, weeds and booze for a while.
100%Red&White Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 then I felt something heavy sit on my shoulder and left arm, I couldn't move it and it went cold. What should I do? Well, next time, if it goes numb as well, have a w*nk, it'll feel like someone else is doing it. HTH.
Dog Posted 30 August, 2011 Author Posted 30 August, 2011 Oh, there was one other thing, when I asked if anyone was there, there was a single knock coming from the ceiling, that happened 4 times in a row. Tonight I'm going to play it at his own games, and dress up in a bed sheet, hopefully that will drive it away for good.
dune Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 Give Boj and his mates a ring. http://hampshireghostclub.net/
Dog Posted 30 August, 2011 Author Posted 30 August, 2011 Give Boj and his mates a ring. http://hampshireghostclub.net/ To be honest, I'd rather keep the ghost than let that that bunch of clowns in my bedroom. They look like a bunch of sex offenders, which one is Chief Spooker Baj?
scotty Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 Well, next time, if it goes numb as well, have a w*nk, it'll feel like someone else is doing it. HTH.
dune Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 To be honest, I'd rather keep the ghost than let that that bunch of clowns in my bedroom. They look like a bunch of sex offenders, which one is Chief Spooker Baj? Boj isn't on the picture...... or is he? wooooooooooh.
sambosa75 Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 I'd call the pest controllers in and stop eating cheese before you go to bed. You have mice/rats and an over-active imagination. HTH.
mcjwills Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 Did a Ouja board before xmas and got a ghost in the bedroom, scratching the floorboards under the bed and breathing really heavily behind the curtains and radiator. Lightbulb going bright and dim and big bangs going on up in the cellar and in the room during the day and night...... Well, last night i was awoken by a huge bang and something rolling across the bedroom floor around 3am. I lay in bed listening, and heard the floorboards being scratched again, and this really heavy breathing in the room. I thought to myself, it was just my imagination, then I felt something heavy sit on my shoulder and left arm, I couldn't move it and it went cold, then the same happened to my left leg. Then one almighty bang in the bedroom nextdoor followed by something rolling around like a toy or book was rolling down the stairs. I got up to investigate and there was nothing. To be honest i am not really into ghosts but last night was bloody scary. And when I mentioned what had happened to the other half who slept through the lot, she repeated exactly what had happened to her two months before!! What should I do? The only way to solve your problem is sell your house to a fellow Saints fan for £50.00 and move to an igloo in Antartica
Dog Posted 30 August, 2011 Author Posted 30 August, 2011 OK this really isn't funny now! I've just walked into the bedroom to get out of my work clothes and I've just been smacked on the back of the head by a can of BO Basher. The force was that hard I dropped to my knees and have a lump the size of a plum on my head.
SuperMikey Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 Dress up as Michael Jackson and pretend you're his ghost, they don't attack their own.
qwertySFC Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 Did a Ouja board before xmas and got a ghost in the bedroom, scratching the floorboards under the bed and breathing really heavily behind the curtains and radiator. Lightbulb going bright and dim and big bangs going on up in the cellar and in the room during the day and night...... Well, last night i was awoken by a huge bang and something rolling across the bedroom floor around 3am. I lay in bed listening, and heard the floorboards being scratched again, and this really heavy breathing in the room. I thought to myself, it was just my imagination, then I felt something heavy sit on my shoulder and left arm, I couldn't move it and it went cold, then the same happened to my left leg. Then one almighty bang in the bedroom nextdoor followed by something rolling around like a toy or book was rolling down the stairs. I got up to investigate and there was nothing. To be honest i am not really into ghosts but last night was bloody scary. And when I mentioned what had happened to the other half who slept through the lot, she repeated exactly what had happened to her two months before!! What should I do? Ask the experts to investigate for you http://www.hauntedsouthampton.com They do house investigations with a medium and a scientific approach with all sorts of equipment such as Thermal Image camras the lot
Weston Super Saint Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 I'm sorry, but which sick fantasy were you enacting with a goat in your bedroom?
Eddie Lizzard Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 Don't worry. There are no ghosts, it's just your imagination.
saint boggy Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 do what your other half did...tell it it's not welcome and to leave you alone.....you might feel like an idiot,but it can't do any harm.
hamster Posted 30 August, 2011 Posted 30 August, 2011 Ignore them dog, I believe ya. We had one for a few years, Mrs h just told her off one day and she was gone. It's the lazy dumb response to mock what can't be explained. If you're taking the **** ill come back and haunt ya, btw.
rednrednredandwhite Posted 31 August, 2011 Posted 31 August, 2011 Try this forum UNEXPLAINED-MYSTERIES.COM I think you'll find you're not alone, literally
Crab Lungs Posted 31 August, 2011 Posted 31 August, 2011 Right, firstly, if you can stomach it, if you have a record feature on your phone, activate it and leave it in your bedroom. If you don't want to listen to it, send it to me by mp3. Secondly, if this is genuine, contact someone immediately who can cleanse the house. Ouija boards are basically portals to the "other side" that is effectively an open door for any type of spirit to walk right through. If you decide to feck around with one again, take the right precautions before and after using the board...
scotty Posted 31 August, 2011 Posted 31 August, 2011 Right, firstly, if you can stomach it, if you have a record feature on your phone, activate it and leave it in your bedroom. If you don't want to listen to it, send it to me by mp3. Secondly, if this is genuine, contact someone immediately who can cleanse the house. Ouija boards are basically portals to the "other side" that is effectively an open door for any type of spirit to walk right through. If you decide to feck around with one again, take the right precautions before and after using the board... What precautions? Wear a condom or something??? And my guess is that Dog is having a right laugh at us for swallowing this. Just saying
Crab Lungs Posted 31 August, 2011 Posted 31 August, 2011 What precautions? Wear a condom or something??? And my guess is that Dog is having a right laugh at us for swallowing this. Just saying I don't know how to do it, but there are a few things that can be done to provide protection. I thought the same regarding Dog, but the advice might help somebody, somewhere, someday.
Whitey Grandad Posted 31 August, 2011 Posted 31 August, 2011 Scratching and heavy breathing? That sounds like me. Seriously though, if you do call in an exorcist make sure that you pay them or you might be repossessed.
hamster Posted 31 August, 2011 Posted 31 August, 2011 Ouija boards can be dangerous, you never know what demons you might be unleashing...or who's. this warning was given to me by a young man who had learnt the hard way, and he was in a cold sweat when he said it.
Dog Posted 1 September, 2011 Author Posted 1 September, 2011 Right let's get things straight here. I am not on a wind up that's the truth, and the last two nights I have been woken by 3 year old son at 3.00am on the dot screaming that there is a person in his room. Also the young man has spotted the person ghost thing downstairs in day time. When asked what he looked like the young chap said, 'he is dressed in blue with a red hat on!'. Stuck a plug in PIR into bedroom socket last night and nothing came on during the night, but I did hear bubbling and footsteps for about half an hour in empty bedroom nextdoor. It does make my bloody hair stand up at times. Lump on back of head is still there, and there's a dent in can of BO basher..
Mr Tickle Posted 1 September, 2011 Posted 1 September, 2011 Dog, interesting point about being woken up at 3am. This is actually the 'real time' of a so called witching hour. If I was you I would sleep with a crucifix and a black rubber cock.
keithd Posted 1 September, 2011 Posted 1 September, 2011 Close the door to your bedroom. The rules of the ghost state they cannot enter a room with a closed door
Dog Posted 1 September, 2011 Author Posted 1 September, 2011 Close the door to your bedroom. The rules of the ghost state they cannot enter a room with a closed door The bedroom door is always closed when I'm in bed. Last night when I asked if anyone was there? the bedroom light went very dim for two seconds and then bright again... It isn't nice living with a ghost.
Golden Balls Posted 1 September, 2011 Posted 1 September, 2011 The bedroom door is always closed when I'm in bed. Last night when I asked if anyone was there? the bedroom light went very dim for two seconds and then bright again... It isn't nice living with a ghost. Tell it next door welcome spirits. It will soon move on
Dog Posted 1 September, 2011 Author Posted 1 September, 2011 Tell it next door welcome spirits. It will soon move on Don't have any nextdoor neighbours, but a church 100yds away.
Golden Balls Posted 1 September, 2011 Posted 1 September, 2011 Don't have any nextdoor neighbours, but a church 100yds away. Even better. The church can't turn anyone away! What ya waiting for?? (My guess is it likes watching you have a tug)
saint boggy Posted 1 September, 2011 Posted 1 September, 2011 Children are very susceptable (sp?) to paranormal activity. If your child is scared by this spirit then it's obviously not a pleasant one. Where abouts are you Dog? i know someone who could help you if you're in Southampton. And my advice to anyone even thinking about doing a Ouija Board, DON'T!......
scotty Posted 1 September, 2011 Posted 1 September, 2011 I still reckon Dogs on a massive windup trip here, but in the unlikely event he isnt, do you have an actual dog? Or can you borrow one? That might be a way of determining whether or not there is something actually there.
JackFrost Posted 1 September, 2011 Posted 1 September, 2011 Did a Ouja board before xmas and got a ghost in the bedroom, scratching the floorboards under the bed and breathing really heavily behind the curtains and radiator. Lightbulb going bright and dim and big bangs going on up in the cellar and in the room during the day and night...... Well, last night i was awoken by a huge bang and something rolling across the bedroom floor around 3am. I lay in bed listening, and heard the floorboards being scratched again, and this really heavy breathing in the room. I thought to myself, it was just my imagination, then I felt something heavy sit on my shoulder and left arm, I couldn't move it and it went cold, then the same happened to my left leg. Then one almighty bang in the bedroom nextdoor followed by something rolling around like a toy or book was rolling down the stairs. I got up to investigate and there was nothing. To be honest i am not really into ghosts but last night was bloody scary. And when I mentioned what had happened to the other half who slept through the lot, she repeated exactly what had happened to her two months before!! What should I do? Are you Yvette Fielding?
Joesaint Posted 1 September, 2011 Posted 1 September, 2011 Your a tit for doing a Ouja board, I dont get involved in all that stuff but remember when I was a kid my mum and dad were adament that it was something you just dont touch, I never really listened to them at the time being a teenager but somehow I just got that feeling it was not worth it, leave it to the goths! Look if I were you I'd swallow my pride and get in whoever can help, I have heard that a vicar can actually bless a house so if you dont want to talk to spook people you have another option maybe. Good luck, feel bad for your 3 year old and because of that think you should sort it. COYS
saintscottofthenortham Posted 1 September, 2011 Posted 1 September, 2011 Why do so many people say "Steer clear from the Oija Board" but don't say reasons why...? My Auntie had an experience that after doing the Oija every Friday for 15 years stopped sharp and won't talk about why. WTF!? Sounds like you in a bit of a pickle Dog, especially with Mini Dog now saying stuff like that! Will never forget my Daughter saying "Look at the little girl playing on my swing!" at her Nans house. Scared the f*ck out of me as on 2 occasions when I was little I heard a little girl there. That's me up for the night now. FFS!
Saint in Paradise Posted 1 September, 2011 Posted 1 September, 2011 Ask the experts to investigate for you http://www.hauntedsouthampton.com They do house investigations with a medium and a scientific approach with all sorts of equipment such as Thermal Image camras the lot ^ I think that this is the best solution and I would also like to strongly suggest that people do NOT play with Ouija boards under any circumstances.
Crab Lungs Posted 1 September, 2011 Posted 1 September, 2011 Dog, interesting point about being woken up at 3am. This is actually the 'real time' of a so called witching hour. If I was you I would sleep with a crucifix and a black rubber cock. This is true... and it's also the most commonly reported time for abductions, allegedly :-o
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