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  AndyNorthernSaints said:
I've had a few pints with ericofarabia at away games and a few others who post on here. Least likely to want to have a beer with the forum trolls Dune/Stanley, Turkish and Delldays.

 

well that is a coincidence because you are on my least like to list as well.

 

On my would like to list, excluding those i have already had one with are

 

CB Fry

Dune

TDD

Scotty

Sue Whistle

Alpine

Smirking Saint

Crab Lungs

St Stevo

and of course for intellectual education i could recieved

The Helen Mirren of this forum BTF

Our child geniuses Super Mikey & Andy666

Our all round god and hero; Verbal

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  Griffo said:
I was going to have a pint with Turkish in Leicester, but he bottled it because he's a c*nt.

 

  Thedelldays said:
Turkish was going to have pint with me in plymouth..but bottled and stayed on the bingo bus...

 

so I am told :-)

 

See the pattern? I come over all nervous and panicky when i dont have a keyboard in front of me for protection.

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  Turkish said:
See the pattern? I come over all nervous and panicky when i dont have a keyboard in front of me for protection.

 

bring verbal with you..he will protect you with his cunning wit and sharp intellect

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  Saint in Paradise said:
I would like to meet up with:-

 

E.S.B.

Pancake

Weston

Derry

Teddy Nutkins

 

To apologise face to face to the last 4 :blush:, I haven't upset E.S.B. ( yet anyway :lol: )

 

When did you upset W/D/TN. We always speak highly of you.

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  Turkish said:
See the pattern? I come over all nervous and panicky when i dont have a keyboard in front of me for protection.

 

The first few steps in to the real world are hard. You have to put up with the shaking at first, but gradually I will introduce you to more and more humans and you can become more comfortable around them. See it as a sort of care in the community project.

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  Griffo said:
The first few steps in to the real world are hard. You have to put up with the shaking at first, but gradually I will introduce you to more and more humans and you can become more comfortable around them. See it as a sort of care in the community project.

 

I am so lucky to have a most excellent innernetzzz friend like yourself to support in this.

 

I tried leaving my keyboard and mixing with real life human beings once before. I went into one of those public houses people speak of to try an alcoholic bevarge i have read so much about. It was all going rather well until i realised that the public house had no WIFI and i could not log onto the innernetzzz in this building. I immediately became panicky and started to sweat profusely and shake wildly. Some polite little chap came across and said that i looked like i needed a boot and he can help me out, whatever that means. I thanked him for his offer but immediately left the establishment and returned to the safety of my bedroom and lap top where i can relax and be comfortable.

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  Turkish said:
I am so lucky to have a most excellent innernetzzz friend like yourself to support in this.

 

I tried leaving my keyboard and mixing with real life human beings once before. I went into one of those public houses people speak of to try an alcoholic bevarge i have read so much about. It was all going rather well until i realised that the public house had no WIFI and i could not log onto the innernetzzz in this building. I immediately became panicky and started to sweat profusely and shake wildly. Some polite little chap came across and said that i looked like i needed a boot and he can help me out, whatever that means. I thanked him for his offer but immediately left the establishment and returned to the safety of my bedroom and lap top where i can relax and be comfortable.

 

I am a real life friend, but you need more than just one. I will help you to gain more real life friends. I'm sorry to hear about your terrible past experience. It must have really put you off going out again so I can understand why it's hard work to prepare yourself mentally to leave the house.

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  Griffo said:
I am a real life friend, but you need more than just one. I will help you to gain more real life friends. I'm sorry to hear about your terrible past experience. It must have really put you off going out again so I can understand why it's hard work to prepare yourself mentally to leave the house.

 

I've never had a real life friend before. What sort of things do real life friends do? Do you think i might one day get a real life girlfriend? I've had plenty of innernetzz girlfriends before, when they tell me about their vaginas being damp it makes my trousers swell. What is it like to see a real life one?

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  Turkish said:
I've never had a real life friend before. What sort of things do real life friends do? Do you think i might one day get a real life girlfriend? I've had plenty of innernetzz girlfriends before, when they tell me about their vaginas being damp it makes my trousers swell. What is it like to see a real life one?

 

Do you like these...?

 

donerkebab.png

Posted

...incidentally turks, its a bit late now but I suppose I should of put NSFW on the header of that link I sent you. Please tell me you didnt open it at the office, or worse, in front of the bird....

 

and are you planning a trip to Hythe any time soon? Theres a few nice civil servants down that way.

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  scotty said:
...incidentally turks, its a bit late now but I suppose I should of put NSFW on the header of that link I sent you. Please tell me you didnt open it at the office, or worse, in front of the bird....

 

and are you planning a trip to Hythe any time soon? Theres a few nice civil servants down that way.

 

Ha mate, no i opened it at home!! No worries!!

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