Saint in Paradise Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Saint in Paradise said: I would like to meet up with:- E.S.B. Pancake Weston Derry Teddy Nutkins To apologise face to face to the last 4 , I haven't upset E.S.B. ( yet anyway ) How could I have forgotten St Landrew and Ponty
Patrick Bateman Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Denzil said: Ericofarabia. Echo this! By the way Denzil you helmet, you have a message on FB.
Viking Warrior Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Weston Derry Dubai Phil Diamond Geezer Minty ESB Morph
Thedelldays Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 People go out with me for a drink, I could tell some stories
Saint-scooby Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Thedelldays said: People go out with me for a drink, I could tell some stories No thanks xx
AndyNorthernSaints Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 I've had a few pints with ericofarabia at away games and a few others who post on here. Least likely to want to have a beer with the forum trolls Dune/Stanley, Turkish and Delldays.
Turkish Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 (edited) AndyNorthernSaints said: I've had a few pints with ericofarabia at away games and a few others who post on here. Least likely to want to have a beer with the forum trolls Dune/Stanley, Turkish and Delldays. well that is a coincidence because you are on my least like to list as well. On my would like to list, excluding those i have already had one with are CB Fry Dune TDD Scotty Sue Whistle Alpine Smirking Saint Crab Lungs St Stevo and of course for intellectual education i could recieved The Helen Mirren of this forum BTF Our child geniuses Super Mikey & Andy666 Our all round god and hero; Verbal Edited 3 September, 2011 by Turkish
Griffo Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 I was going to have a pint with Turkish in Leicester, but he bottled it because he's a c*nt.
Thedelldays Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Turkish was going to have pint with me in plymouth..but bottled and stayed on the bingo bus... so I am told :-)
Turkish Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Griffo said: I was going to have a pint with Turkish in Leicester, but he bottled it because he's a c*nt. Thedelldays said: Turkish was going to have pint with me in plymouth..but bottled and stayed on the bingo bus... so I am told :-) See the pattern? I come over all nervous and panicky when i dont have a keyboard in front of me for protection.
Thedelldays Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Turkish said: See the pattern? I come over all nervous and panicky when i dont have a keyboard in front of me for protection. bring verbal with you..he will protect you with his cunning wit and sharp intellect
Spudders Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Turkish said: See the pattern? I come over all nervous and panicky when i dont have a keyboard in front of me for protection. As per many on this forum no doubt!
derry Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Saint in Paradise said: I would like to meet up with:- E.S.B. Pancake Weston Derry Teddy Nutkins To apologise face to face to the last 4 , I haven't upset E.S.B. ( yet anyway ) When did you upset W/D/TN. We always speak highly of you.
Griffo Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Turkish said: See the pattern? I come over all nervous and panicky when i dont have a keyboard in front of me for protection. The first few steps in to the real world are hard. You have to put up with the shaking at first, but gradually I will introduce you to more and more humans and you can become more comfortable around them. See it as a sort of care in the community project.
Turkish Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Griffo said: The first few steps in to the real world are hard. You have to put up with the shaking at first, but gradually I will introduce you to more and more humans and you can become more comfortable around them. See it as a sort of care in the community project. I am so lucky to have a most excellent innernetzzz friend like yourself to support in this. I tried leaving my keyboard and mixing with real life human beings once before. I went into one of those public houses people speak of to try an alcoholic bevarge i have read so much about. It was all going rather well until i realised that the public house had no WIFI and i could not log onto the innernetzzz in this building. I immediately became panicky and started to sweat profusely and shake wildly. Some polite little chap came across and said that i looked like i needed a boot and he can help me out, whatever that means. I thanked him for his offer but immediately left the establishment and returned to the safety of my bedroom and lap top where i can relax and be comfortable.
Griffo Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Turkish said: I am so lucky to have a most excellent innernetzzz friend like yourself to support in this. I tried leaving my keyboard and mixing with real life human beings once before. I went into one of those public houses people speak of to try an alcoholic bevarge i have read so much about. It was all going rather well until i realised that the public house had no WIFI and i could not log onto the innernetzzz in this building. I immediately became panicky and started to sweat profusely and shake wildly. Some polite little chap came across and said that i looked like i needed a boot and he can help me out, whatever that means. I thanked him for his offer but immediately left the establishment and returned to the safety of my bedroom and lap top where i can relax and be comfortable. I am a real life friend, but you need more than just one. I will help you to gain more real life friends. I'm sorry to hear about your terrible past experience. It must have really put you off going out again so I can understand why it's hard work to prepare yourself mentally to leave the house.
Thedelldays Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 I think verbal should take turkish under his wing
Turkish Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Griffo said: I am a real life friend, but you need more than just one. I will help you to gain more real life friends. I'm sorry to hear about your terrible past experience. It must have really put you off going out again so I can understand why it's hard work to prepare yourself mentally to leave the house. I've never had a real life friend before. What sort of things do real life friends do? Do you think i might one day get a real life girlfriend? I've had plenty of innernetzz girlfriends before, when they tell me about their vaginas being damp it makes my trousers swell. What is it like to see a real life one?
saintscottofthenortham Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 Turkish said: I've never had a real life friend before. What sort of things do real life friends do? Do you think i might one day get a real life girlfriend? I've had plenty of innernetzz girlfriends before, when they tell me about their vaginas being damp it makes my trousers swell. What is it like to see a real life one? Do you like these...?
scotty Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 saintscottofthenortham said: Do you like these...? lofl
scotty Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 ...incidentally turks, its a bit late now but I suppose I should of put NSFW on the header of that link I sent you. Please tell me you didnt open it at the office, or worse, in front of the bird.... and are you planning a trip to Hythe any time soon? Theres a few nice civil servants down that way.
SuperMikey Posted 3 September, 2011 Author Posted 3 September, 2011 saintscottofthenortham said: Do you like these...? I think Turkish might prefer these:
Turkish Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 scotty said: ...incidentally turks, its a bit late now but I suppose I should of put NSFW on the header of that link I sent you. Please tell me you didnt open it at the office, or worse, in front of the bird.... and are you planning a trip to Hythe any time soon? Theres a few nice civil servants down that way. Ha mate, no i opened it at home!! No worries!!
Turkish Posted 3 September, 2011 Posted 3 September, 2011 SuperMikey said: I think Turkish might prefer these: Please explain. Are you being racist again?
SuperMikey Posted 3 September, 2011 Author Posted 3 September, 2011 Turkish said: Please explain. Are you being racist again? I'm always racist. You should know that by now.
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