Saint in Paradise Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 I would like to meet up with:- E.S.B. Pancake Weston Derry Teddy Nutkins To apologise face to face to the last 4 , I haven't upset E.S.B. ( yet anyway ) How could I have forgotten St Landrew and Ponty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 Ericofarabia. Echo this! By the way Denzil you helmet, you have a message on FB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 Weston Derry Dubai Phil Diamond Geezer Minty ESB Morph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 People go out with me for a drink, I could tell some stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 People go out with me for a drink, I could tell some stories No thanks xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyNorthernSaints Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 I've had a few pints with ericofarabia at away games and a few others who post on here. Least likely to want to have a beer with the forum trolls Dune/Stanley, Turkish and Delldays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 (edited) I've had a few pints with ericofarabia at away games and a few others who post on here. Least likely to want to have a beer with the forum trolls Dune/Stanley, Turkish and Delldays. well that is a coincidence because you are on my least like to list as well. On my would like to list, excluding those i have already had one with are CB Fry Dune TDD Scotty Sue Whistle Alpine Smirking Saint Crab Lungs St Stevo and of course for intellectual education i could recieved The Helen Mirren of this forum BTF Our child geniuses Super Mikey & Andy666 Our all round god and hero; Verbal Edited 3 September, 2011 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 I was going to have a pint with Turkish in Leicester, but he bottled it because he's a c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 Turkish was going to have pint with me in plymouth..but bottled and stayed on the bingo bus... so I am told :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 I was going to have a pint with Turkish in Leicester, but he bottled it because he's a c*nt. Turkish was going to have pint with me in plymouth..but bottled and stayed on the bingo bus... so I am told :-) See the pattern? I come over all nervous and panicky when i dont have a keyboard in front of me for protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 See the pattern? I come over all nervous and panicky when i dont have a keyboard in front of me for protection. bring verbal with you..he will protect you with his cunning wit and sharp intellect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 See the pattern? I come over all nervous and panicky when i dont have a keyboard in front of me for protection. As per many on this forum no doubt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derry Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 I would like to meet up with:- E.S.B. Pancake Weston Derry Teddy Nutkins To apologise face to face to the last 4 , I haven't upset E.S.B. ( yet anyway ) When did you upset W/D/TN. We always speak highly of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 See the pattern? I come over all nervous and panicky when i dont have a keyboard in front of me for protection. The first few steps in to the real world are hard. You have to put up with the shaking at first, but gradually I will introduce you to more and more humans and you can become more comfortable around them. See it as a sort of care in the community project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 The first few steps in to the real world are hard. You have to put up with the shaking at first, but gradually I will introduce you to more and more humans and you can become more comfortable around them. See it as a sort of care in the community project. I am so lucky to have a most excellent innernetzzz friend like yourself to support in this. I tried leaving my keyboard and mixing with real life human beings once before. I went into one of those public houses people speak of to try an alcoholic bevarge i have read so much about. It was all going rather well until i realised that the public house had no WIFI and i could not log onto the innernetzzz in this building. I immediately became panicky and started to sweat profusely and shake wildly. Some polite little chap came across and said that i looked like i needed a boot and he can help me out, whatever that means. I thanked him for his offer but immediately left the establishment and returned to the safety of my bedroom and lap top where i can relax and be comfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 I am so lucky to have a most excellent innernetzzz friend like yourself to support in this. I tried leaving my keyboard and mixing with real life human beings once before. I went into one of those public houses people speak of to try an alcoholic bevarge i have read so much about. It was all going rather well until i realised that the public house had no WIFI and i could not log onto the innernetzzz in this building. I immediately became panicky and started to sweat profusely and shake wildly. Some polite little chap came across and said that i looked like i needed a boot and he can help me out, whatever that means. I thanked him for his offer but immediately left the establishment and returned to the safety of my bedroom and lap top where i can relax and be comfortable. I am a real life friend, but you need more than just one. I will help you to gain more real life friends. I'm sorry to hear about your terrible past experience. It must have really put you off going out again so I can understand why it's hard work to prepare yourself mentally to leave the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 I think verbal should take turkish under his wing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 I am a real life friend, but you need more than just one. I will help you to gain more real life friends. I'm sorry to hear about your terrible past experience. It must have really put you off going out again so I can understand why it's hard work to prepare yourself mentally to leave the house. I've never had a real life friend before. What sort of things do real life friends do? Do you think i might one day get a real life girlfriend? I've had plenty of innernetzz girlfriends before, when they tell me about their vaginas being damp it makes my trousers swell. What is it like to see a real life one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 I've never had a real life friend before. What sort of things do real life friends do? Do you think i might one day get a real life girlfriend? I've had plenty of innernetzz girlfriends before, when they tell me about their vaginas being damp it makes my trousers swell. What is it like to see a real life one? Do you like these...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 Do you like these...? lofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 ...incidentally turks, its a bit late now but I suppose I should of put NSFW on the header of that link I sent you. Please tell me you didnt open it at the office, or worse, in front of the bird.... and are you planning a trip to Hythe any time soon? Theres a few nice civil servants down that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 3 September, 2011 Author Share Posted 3 September, 2011 Do you like these...? I think Turkish might prefer these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 ...incidentally turks, its a bit late now but I suppose I should of put NSFW on the header of that link I sent you. Please tell me you didnt open it at the office, or worse, in front of the bird.... and are you planning a trip to Hythe any time soon? Theres a few nice civil servants down that way. Ha mate, no i opened it at home!! No worries!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 September, 2011 Share Posted 3 September, 2011 I think Turkish might prefer these: Please explain. Are you being racist again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 3 September, 2011 Author Share Posted 3 September, 2011 Please explain. Are you being racist again? I'm always racist. You should know that by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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