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It's not offensive and quite funny. I've, sadly, got some ginger family members and they think it's funny too although they like to point out that they aren't ginger but orange. That's fair enough - too many people masquerade under misleading labels such as red heads, ginger, auburn etc when they are actually just orange.

Posted
It's not offensive and quite funny. I've, sadly, got some ginger family members and they think it's funny too although they like to point out that they aren't ginger but orange. That's fair enough - too many people masquerade under misleading labels such as red heads, ginger, auburn etc when they are actually just orange.

 

Revolution saint,why do you say "Sadly got some ginger family members?"

Embrace the gingerness and let the superior genes flow!

Posted

My missus is ginger. I am not.

 

I call her Ginge every day, and our friends do too.

 

It's not an insult - it's a term of endearment.

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My missus is ginger. I am not.

 

I call her Ginge every day, and our friends do too.

 

It's not an insult - it's a term of endearment.

 

Thats not what she'll tell the divorce court ;)

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1 trick pony, clever with lyrics ok pianist but not the.kind of stuff.you want to listen to twice.

 

And he's foreign, nicking our jobs.

 

As a matter of fact, he is a genuinely excellent pianist technically. Not particularly to my taste, but he is well up there as a player. He's also a very nice chap, I met him when I did some work for him at his Guildhall show earlier this year.

 

Shame he looks such a tw*t.

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Thats not what she'll tell the divorce court ;)

 

And yeah, I can see why "missus" might have led you to believe that I'm married, but it's generally a lot easier than saying "mother of my two kids, provider of my meals, and constant petitioner for marriage".

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And yeah, I can see why "missus" might have led you to believe that I'm married, but it's generally a lot easier than saying "mother of my two kids, provider of my meals, and constant petitioner for marriage".

 

She can still sue you for part of the house when she walks, married or not. And I speak from bitter experience.

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There will only ever be 1 Victor Borge.

 

Now, he was a great pianist.

 

My dyslexiv mate woke up to find a midget on his doorstep, playing a piano!

 

Apparently, he'd met a Genie the previous day and made a wish for a twelve inch pianist.

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There will only ever be 1 Victor Borge.

 

Now, he was a great pianist.

 

My dyslexiv mate woke up to find a midget on his doorstep, playing a piano!

 

Apparently, he'd met a Genie the previous day and made a wish for a twelve inch pianist.

 

lol @ "dyslexiv"

 

:lol:

 

Know what DNA stands for?

 

National Association of Dyslexics

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