benjii Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Could this play a part in our dealings? FWIW, I think there's a good amount of hot, moist clunge in Soton. Sure, much of that is inexperienced at the highest level but I see much temptation about town. Compare it to a northern town where the gash is sweaty fatty boom boom and addicted to chips and I think our sleek, warm, tight otter's pockets stand us in good stead. What do you thnk, Saints fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Would explain why Scottish football is sh*te. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 True, although once they realise they have to sing one verse of kareoke it would put a right spanner in the works... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 True, although once they realise they have to sing one verse of kareoke it would put a right spanner in the works... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintNeil90 Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 I dont know, the uni students in Sheffield are decent but I suppose the standard of football lets them down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggface Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Best thread on here for ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 (edited) There may well be, but it's just a shame for you lot that the clunge is attached to Western women (and even worse, English women). Eurgh. Edited 26 August, 2011 by niceandfriendly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekelund24 Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 There may well be, but it's just a shame for you lot that the clunge is attached to Western women (and even worse, English women). Eurgh. Says the man who bought a wife ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Would explain why Scottish football is sh*te. You wonder about where and how they batter Mars bars up there don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Could this play a part in our dealings? FWIW, I think there's a good amount of hot, moist clunge in Soton. Sure, much of that is inexperienced at the highest level but I see much temptation about town. Compare it to a northern town where the gash is sweaty fatty boom boom and addicted to chips and I think our sleek, warm, tight otter's pockets stand us in good stead. What do you thnk, Saints fans? Have you just been watching The Inbetweeners? I remember a few years ago, after 'The Football Factory', loads of people were using the 'mugged off' phrase. It's amazing the power films have over simpletons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 There may well be, but it's just a shame for you lot that the clunge is attached to Western women (and even worse, English women). Eurgh. Beats buying one from a catalogue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 I dont know, the uni students in Sheffield are decent but I suppose the standard of football lets them down. the incredible thing about students is their ability to register at a university which is not their home town... try going there out of term time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Says the man who bought a wife ;-) and 'she' was a Thai tranny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asaint4ever Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 What a great thread going! I like saggy tits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 26 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Have you just been watching The Inbetweeners? I remember a few years ago, after 'The Football Factory', loads of people were using the 'mugged off' phrase. It's amazing the power films have over simpletons. No. hth. "clunge" predates the Inbetweeners as a word for the gash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red and White Russ Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 No. hth. "clunge" predates the Inbetweeners as a word for the gash. Is there a museum on vaginal names somewhere then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 I like a hot moist clunge ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom28 Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Is there a museum on vaginal names somewhere then? there should be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Wayman Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Could this play a part in our dealings? FWIW, I think there's a good amount of hot, moist clunge in Soton. Sure, much of that is inexperienced at the highest level but I see much temptation about town. Compare it to a northern town where the gash is sweaty fatty boom boom and addicted to chips and I think our sleek, warm, tight otter's pockets stand us in good stead. What do you thnk, Saints fans? What the F are you on about? If you think such drivel adds to your street cred it tells us all we know about your leanings and your judgement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 No. hth. "clunge" predates the Inbetweeners as a word for the gash. It might predate the Inbetweeners, but there is no doubt that its widespread use today is down to the programme. Before the programme about the 4 adolescents, clunge was very rarely used. Fanny, Axe-Wound, Beef Curtains or growler were all far more popular, as well as the really special word, c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31GARRY Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 My mums got one like a squashed badger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliegeorgesflymo Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 There may well be, but it's just a shame for you lot that the clunge is attached to Western women (and even worse, English women). Eurgh. Western women or Weston women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaford Saint Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Western women or Weston women? Don't you slag off Weston women on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Red Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Western women or Weston women? Interestingly I had a dance from an Eastern woman in Weston once. She beat me up with her boobs - was pretty much assault. Was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 My mums got one like a squashed badger. Only after you've been there you sick puppy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 The place for quality clunge is at Polo matches, not chip shops or Primark, good selection of Eastern and Western.. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paris Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 It that respect Paris St Germain should be world football champions .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 The place for quality clunge is at Polo matches, not chip shops or Primark, good selection of Eastern and Western.. HTH bit posh for your ordinary saints fan. what about cricket ? i suppose 1 day or 20/20 would be better than tests, as test matches seem to attract more older ladies. not interested in in flappy clunge tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 I like a hot moist clunge ! If it is due to excessive sweating I would prefer to stay clear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouldy Coat Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 I agree with this post 100%. Local gash is always an inportant factor. No wonder Cortese plays hard ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 If it is due to excessive sweating I would prefer to stay clear! Could be stiring someones elses porridge too!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Could this play a part in our dealings? FWIW, I think there's a good amount of hot, moist clunge in Soton. Sure, much of that is inexperienced at the highest level but I see much temptation about town. Compare it to a northern town where the gash is sweaty fatty boom boom and addicted to chips and I think our sleek, warm, tight otter's pockets stand us in good stead. What do you thnk, Saints fans? I notice you are only surmising. Perhaps when you grow up in a few years time and you are about 13 years old you will be able to speak from experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 the average bit of clunge up north resembles a bag of smashed crabs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Have to disagree, chaps. Unless the quality of Southampton ladies has dramatically improved in the last 20 years, I'd have to say that nice looking women up here are more plentiful and approachable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinger Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 It might predate the Inbetweeners, but there is no doubt that its widespread use today is down to the programme. Before the programme about the 4 adolescents, clunge was very rarely used. Fanny, Axe-Wound, Beef Curtains or growler were all far more popular, as well as the really special word, c*nt. I've never watched the Inbetweeners, but I've been a fan of clunge for years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Have to disagree, chaps. Unless the quality of Southampton ladies has dramatically improved in the last 20 years, I'd have to say that nice looking women up here are more plentiful and approachable. I'm with this i tend to find the women in southampton either of a fairly poor standard or totally up themselves and pretentious. Also there's been a spate of tango'd women in hideous brightly coloured dresses in town recently too (& i'm not talking about the Oompa Lompa types either, these are otherwise alright). Personally i think this city struggles due to students and people that want to think they dress like londoners, but actually dress like provincial people trying to dress like londoners. Mind you it could be worse it could be pompey..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 I've never watched the Inbetweeners, but I've been a fan of clunge for years... It's well worth a watch. Will remind you of being a teenage idiot again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Says the man who bought a wife ;-) But they're just such damned good value, it'd be a shame not too. And I think you mean wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 26 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 26 August, 2011 I notice you are only surmising. Perhaps when you grow up in a few years time and you are about 13 years old you will be able to speak from experience. I'll gain an insight into the important factors influencing football transfers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 I will stick my winkle into anything with boobs and flaps, and there must be some footballers that share my view, otherwise how do you explain all the footballers in Norwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danish Saint Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 This thread is fanastic.... Scandinavian teams should be top of the world then, looking at it from a clunge-perspective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 How long before one of the ITK tweeters reads this and tweets #Saintsfc rumours are Southampton are interested in Clunge #flaps #puncheon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danish Saint Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 I will stick my winkle into anything with boobs and flaps, and there must be some footballers that share my view, otherwise how do you explain all the footballers in Norwich? They are all related? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 They are all related? I knew it. My missus was lying, I AM marrying into the largest family in the world. (Besides Portsmouth.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stockportsaint Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 It might predate the Inbetweeners, but there is no doubt that its widespread use today is down to the programme. Before the programme about the 4 adolescents, clunge was very rarely used. Fanny, Axe-Wound, Beef Curtains or growler were all far more popular, as well as the really special word, c*nt. I must disagree. Up north, the word clunge is used regularly, interchanged with flange. I certainly knew and used the clunge word over 10 years ago. Gash is also used a lot, but not always as an alternative to clunge, particularly in Merseyside, often "gash" means rubbish/sh*t etc. As in: "did you watch the match last night? - that Traore was gash, wasn't he?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefoggy Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Interestingly I had a dance from an Eastern woman in Weston once. She beat me up with her boobs - was pretty much assault. Was awesome. brilliant!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 I'm the bloke who thought he had found someone special when she invited me to watch Snatch. Big dissapointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 I must disagree. Up north, the word clunge is used regularly, interchanged with flange. I certainly knew and used the clunge word over 10 years ago. Gash is also used a lot, but not always as an alternative to clunge, particularly in Merseyside, often "gash" means rubbish/sh*t etc. As in: "did you watch the match last night? - that Traore was gash, wasn't he?" I'm old school. You can't beat fanny. Another favourite that hasn't been mentioned is *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 August, 2011 Share Posted 26 August, 2011 Spam Butterfly or p*ss clam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted 30 August, 2011 Share Posted 30 August, 2011 Hairy axe-wound ***** Growler Flange Fadge Cockpit Beaver Badger Gash Clunge Tw*t **** ****flaps Pussy All classics. "Get your rat out!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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