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(Don't) shoot the messenger.

 

Spotted at Shoreham Airport, off the plane, straight into a car, Brighton anyone?

 

Tartar = Brighton fan on Facebook

 

xx

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Good shout actually, Fontwell, Hove, Goodwood, any races on today?

 

Not today.

 

I've heard he is hiring out the Youth Hostel on Truly Hill for a joint murder mystery party with Fat Boy Slim. Celebs eh.

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I know somebody who knows Micheal Owen

 

Apparentely, he has too rub ointment into his buttocks every night because of all the splinters

 

F**k me, your funny.

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If I were a mod I would lock this thread about a player we have never signed and will never sign being tenuously linked with another club and sprinkle infraction points like confetti on all you bad boys.

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???

 

So can we sign this guy instead? Would be a lot cheaper, and will scare oppostion teams witless , so Rickie can sneak in and score whilst they're all marking Janes.

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I know somebody who knows Micheal Owen

 

Apparentely, he has too rub ointment into his buttocks every night because of all the splinters

 

Possibly why he might want to move to Brighton.

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Owen is an idiot. Doesn't want to play football. All thus training with better players stuff is nonsense when you get about 3 games a season.

 

Hernandez, Rooney, wellbeck, berbatov all well ahead of him. He won't make the bench for many games.

 

or, been there done that...

 

scored shed loads for england.

been to world cups

been to euros

won the league

won many cups

played for liverpool, real madrid and man u

probably does not want to move

has it very easy and raking in the coin

etc etc

 

 

yes, what an idiot

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